SIX SONS OF ADAM AND EIGHT DAUGHTERS OF EVE

CHAPTER ONE - THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

One fine day, in the middle of World War II, Molly, Erin, Melodie, Kaitlyn, Janel, Kristy, Hilary, Brenna, Brad, Govind, Tall Devon, Short Devon, Brady and James were all sitting in the bomb shelter.

"Is the war over yet?" Janel complained.

"Lemme check..." Melodie said. She opened the hatch on the cieling and poked her head out. There was a sudden explosion-y sound. Melodie came back into the bomb shelter with her face blackened.

"Nope. Not over yet."

Everyone groaned in boredom.

"If I ever find who started this war in the first place, I'll kill them!" Tall Devon said.

Kaitlyn suddenly looked nervous. "Uh... Isn't killing a little harsh? It's only a war..."

"Yeah," Molly added. "It's not like it's the Apocalypse again." A slightly glazed look came across her face, then she grinned. "Good times..."

"Yeah. I'm so sure. I had jam stains on ALL my socks for like two weeks after that!" Brad said angrily.

"Um. Do I care?" Molly countered.

"No," everyone said simultaneously in a monotonous tone.

FAST FORWARDING TO WHEN THEY'RE AT THE TRAIN STATION

The 14... companions, we'll call them... boarded the train and all miraculously managed to squeeze into a single train compartment.

"So, why are our parents sending us to the middle of nowhere?" Brenna asked as five people stepped on her foot at the same time.

"I dunno. Our parents aren't even in this story. We're just doing what the script tells us," Brady supplied. Everyone nodded in agreement.

Then the train pulled into the middle-of-nowhere little station and they all piled out, Brenna's toes being stepped on another five times.

"That was a short train ride, considering we went halfway across the country..." Pascale said.

"Pascale! You can't come, you're not in band!" Kaitlyn said.

"Neither are you! Come on, we're going home." Pascale took Kaitlyn by the arm and flew away.

"Hey, I'm going home too! I'm quitting band, remember? Plus I miss J.J." So Kristy flew after them, leaving only the true band geeks behind.

"That was weird," said Short Devon.

FAST FORWARDING TO AT THE BIG OLD HOUSE

"Let's go play hide and seek!" said Hilary. Everyone looked at her.

"Hide and seek is soooooo second grade!" said Brenna. Everyone looked at her.

"You guys, we do have to play hide and seek eventually, so we can find that little world inside the wardrobe," said Govind. Everyone looked at him. "Uh... forget I said that."

Everyone shrugged.

"You guys! I know what we can do! ...KNITTING!" Short Devon pulled out some knitting needles and continued work on the scarf he was making for his pet caterpillar.

"Uh... no. Let's just go play hide and seek to get it out of the way," Molly said.

"NOT IT!" yelled everyone except Brady.

"Not--dammit!" Brady said. Everyone else ran away to find a hiding spot.

Melodie ran into the hallway, ran in circles for a few seconds, then sat on the floor. Brady ran into the hallway, ran in circles for a few second, then saw Melodie.

"I FOUND YOU I FOUND YOU I FOUND YOU!" he yelled.

"Awwww..." said Melodie.

Molly ran into a random room with lots of curtains. She chose a particularly not-pink set of curtains and hid behind them.

"No one will ever find me here!" she said loudly.

The curtains were pulled back by none other than Stalker Boy, James.

"Hi Molly," said James.

"Hi James," said Molly.

"I love you," said James.

"Like I haven't heard that before," said Molly, rolling her eyes. James jumped on her and she screamed.

"OH MY GOD YOU GUYS HE'S RAPING ME AGAIN SAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE!" she yelled.

Brady ran into the room yelling "I FOUND YOU I FOUND YOU I FOUND YOU" just in time to see James handcuffing Molly and sitting on her. "OH GOD" he yelled and ran out.

"NOOOOOOOOO! SOMEONE SAVE ME!" Molly had just enough time to yell before a gag was stuffed down her throat.

Erin ran to the roof and shortly after heard Molly scream. "I'M COMING!" she yelled. She ran into the room of curtains and threw James out the window.

"Oh my God I killed Kenny. I mean James," said Erin, looking out the window.

"Bastard," said Molly.

Brady ran in. "I FOUND YOU I FOUND YOU I FOUND YOU!" Brady ran out.

There was a story for everyone else too but the author was impatient for the story to actually get somewhere.

Short Devon ran into a big room without a door that was completely empty. Janel was sitting in the corner. "Go away!" she said to Short Devon. "I got her first!"

Short Devon ran out of the room and into the closest door. It was empty except for a big white blob thing at the back. The mysterious music started up and Short Devon walked slowly toward it with a look of intrigue/stupidity on his face.

He pulled the white sheet off and gazed into the complete simplicity of a big wooden wardrobe with awe. "I'll hide in here!" he said. He jumped up into the wardrobe and ran to the back.

"Whoa! There's coats in here!" said Short Devon, accidentally cutting his face in the spikes of the gothic-y jackets. He ran wildly through the wardrobe until reaching some trees.

"Wow, these are some real weird people. Who keeps trees in their wardrobes?" said Short Devon. He emerged into a clearing in the woods.

"HOLY SHIT!" he yelled, "This closet thingy is bigger than I thought it was!"