The next part of the comical adventures of my friends and I in Narnia. Woo!

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Short Devon looked around the big clearing in the woods supposedly in the wardrobe. Then he saw a horse thing coming toward him.

"Whoa! A horse thing!" Short Devon said.

"Excuse me, I'm a fawn, not a horse thing," said the horse thing.

"Okay. But you look more like a horse thing to me," said Short Devon thoughtfully. The horse thing sighed.

"Look. I'm Mr. Dumbness. Come to my house for tea or whatever."

"Why should I?" said Short Devon suspiciously.

"Because... well..."

"Well?"

Mr. Dumbness knocked Short Devon unconscious, picked him up and ran to his cave. Short Devon woke up some time later to see Mr. Dumbness playing a mutated flute.

"Hey!" said Short Devon. "I know people who have flutes too, only not messed up like that one... did you spill acid on it?"

"No. Now--"

"PIGGYBACK!" Short Devon jumped on Mr. Dumbness' back and clung to his neck.

"Can't... breathe... choookiiiiinnng..." Mr. Dumbness fell dead to the floor and Short Devon jumped up.

"Wow, usually they last longer than that... Oh well!" And with that he ran back to the wardrobe door and into the house in the middle of nowhere.

"YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! GUESS WHERE I'VE BEEN!" Short Devon ran around the halls trying to get peoples' attention.

Erin came out of the opposite doorway. "With your mom. Oooh count it!"

"No, I went in the wardrobe and there was some place called Narnia and a horse thing and then it hit me on the head so I killed it and now I'm back!"

"Yeah right. You were only gone for like two seconds," Hilary said.

"No, I was gone for hours!" Short Devon protested. "Why don't you believe me?"

"Because you're lying," said Kaitlyn.

"Wait a minute, didn't you and Pascale fly away last chapter?" Melodie said confusedly.

"Fine. I know where I'm not wanted. I'm gonna go be a warlord or something..." She flew away once again.

"Anyways, let's change scenes to where Little Devon sneaks back into the wardrobe and someone follows him and finds out that Narnia really does exist," said Janel.

"Okay then," everyone agreed.

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Little Devon left the room quietly, then knocked over a bunch of glass vases loudly. Nobody woke up.

Suddenly, a mouse sneezed in the basement. Tall Devon woke startled. "WHAT WAS THAT!" he said. Then he noticed the door open just a little.

Tall Devon went out to the hallway and saw Short Devon disappear through a doorway, so he followed. Short Devon had gone into the wardrobe room and into the wardrobe.

"Ha! I'll go and annoy him!" Tall Devon said to himself. He entered the wardrobe and...

WE NOW GO TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Molly: Tired of always being uncool and weird, like...

Erin: Like your mom! OOOH COUNT IT!

Molly: Um. Yeah. As I was saying, we can't help you with that. But we CAN sell you some useless junk that won't really help you but will get us more money!

Melodie: (Holding up a poster with a picture of a Thneed on it) This is our junk!

Janel: You need a Thneed.

Kristy: What is a Thneed, you might ask? You may remember Thneeds from such books as Dr. Seuss' "The Lorax" and... stuff.

Govind: But have you ever considered how much a Thneed could improve your life?

Brady: We don't really know what it is, but you can still buy it for only $49.95!

Brad: And now we have a limited time only offer - 2 for the price of 12!

Brenna: Call now and find what you've been missing all your life.

Hilary: You need a Thneed!

AND NOW, BACK TO OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!

Short Devon entered the wardrobe and after finding his way through the gothic coats stepped out into the forest.

"Why did I come back here? I have nothing to do. I guess I'll just go sit by a tree for a while," he said, and went off deeper into the woods.

Tall Devon also stepped into the forest from the wardrobe. "Wow! There is a forest in here! I wonder where Short Devon went..."

Suddenly, Tall Devon heard sleigh bells coming from the path. A sledge came into view and he saw Kristy sitting on a throne on top.

"Heyy, Kristy!" Tall Devon called. He waved at her.

"I'm not Kristy!" said Kristy, stopping the sleigh. "I'm the White Witch of Narnia!"

"Whatever. Can I have a ride?" Tall Devon asked.

"Fine," Kriaty said. She moved over on the sleigh to make room.

"I didn't mean on the sleigh," Tall Devon said.

"Ew! My boyfriend is here you know!" Kristy pointed to J. J. who was tied up on a leash beside the sleigh.

"I'm just gonna go right to the point. I need some people to come here so I can kill them and destroy the prophecy. Bring the band people to my castle over there and I'll give you turkish delight," Kristy offered.

"Turkish delight? Come on! I'm not some greedy British kid. Offer me something I really want..."

"Fine. What do you want?" Kristy said annoyed-ly.

"I want you and all the other grade 8 people to fail so we'll all stay in the same school," Tall Devon said.

"Wow. That doesn't seem like something you'd say..." Kristy speculated.

"Yeah. I was gonna say something else but the network thought it wasn't appropriate."

Kristy rolled her eyes. "Oh God. Fine. We'll all fail. Just get the band people over here so I can kill them!"

"Okay. See ya!" Tall Devon turned around went back toward the wardrobe entrance as Kristy aka the White Witch turned her sleigh around and went back to her castle.