You guys. This is the last chapter of this entire story. It's the end. Sad, innit?

Here goes, and if you have any ideas for another movie-story-thing with us in it let me know and depending on how much it sucks I might use it.

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The morning of the war had arrived. Our brave heroes would march off to battle, facing their worst fears and terrible perilous danger.

And they all overslept.

After running around for a half an hour and some last-minute war prep, they showed up at the convenient giant field under-equipped and with no Aslan to boot.

"They're three hours late!" Kristy complained. "Okay, so I only got here 10 minutes ago, but still..."

The battle began.

Let me sum it up for you: watch the movie, but imagine me and my friends there.

They were fighting for a good 12 and a half minutes, and losing too - Kristy would turn anyone who came near her to stone. Which sucks for them because what they didn't mention in the book OR movies is that anyone turned into stone will suffer an eternally itchy nose. And of course they can't scratch it 'cause they're stone.

Anyway, there were statues everywhere and lots of dead people but mostly live people. Suddenly Aslan showed up, which confused a lot of people because dead lions don't generally come back to life and run off to war. But the main thing was that he brought re-enforcements so everyone went along with it.

Then Edmund suddenly had an idea - he would break Kristy's magic wand thingy so she couldn't turn anyone else into stone! Unfortunately for him, James had already thought it, done it, and was laying bleeding on the ground as a consequence.

"You bastard! You stole my part!" Edmund yelled at James. He was about to try and start a fight but was stopped because the others felt that not even James deserved to be beaten up when he was already dying.

Meanwhile, Peter was suddenly switched to kill mode and he tried to defeat Kristy himself, but he ended up being almost stabbed and Aslan had to save his ass.

Yeah, that means Kristy was killed. Haha Kristy. Haha.

"Molly!" Melodie said once the bad guys had realized their one chance of winning was gone and they had run away, "You have to use that healing stuff Santa gave you on people 'cause they have owies!"

Yep, Melodie would say that, wouldn't she?

"Fiiiiine."

So Molly ran around with her healing potion stuff and gave a drop to anyone who looked not-quite-dead-yet. When she came to James, still dying, she deliberated for a moment.

"Well, you're really weird and nobody would miss you much, but you're my only chance for a prom date. So I guess." She gave him a drop of potion.

James sat up and looked around. "I'm gonna go find Erin." He walked away.

"Yeah, you're welcome," Molly called after him.

At the same time Aslan was going around breathing on statues to make them... uh... not statues. Although people weren't statues anymore, they still suffered from a constantly itchy nose.

After people were healed and dead bodies were eaten... ah, I mean... buried, the people who had come through the closet and hadn't been killed went to the castle that I forget the name of to be crowned the rulers of Narnia.

"Well this sucks," said Janel. The band people plus Kaitlyn were all sitting on the sidelines as Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy were being crowned on big fancy thrones.

Suddenly Molly's stealing habit started to kick in. She ran up, cackling maniacally, and proceeded to grab the four crowns from their pillows and ran back to her friends, where there was a huge fight over them and they were all eaten by Molly's cousin Kendra somehow.

In the end, the four Pevensie kids went home because they suck.

Also in the end, the 13 kids from Pictou became the seven queens and six kings of Narnia, which is more royalty than any country would ever need.

So they ruled over Narnia, as promised, and no one ever really questioned how the prophecy said there were going to be two kings and two queens, just to make it easier for me to finish this off.

One day after like 10 years, they were out on the other side of the kingdom just for the hell of it. Then, Hilary spotted a random lamp-post and said it seemed familiar.

"Hey guys, this lamp-post seems familiar," she said.

"Yeah, the narrator already said that," Brady pointed out.

"Oh right..."

Suddenly Melodie ran for a specific spot in the trees, and everyone ran after her because... well... because.

They ended up going through a tunnel with spikey gothic jackets that they all vaguely recalled too. Next thing they knew, they had all run out of the wardrobe in the spare room of the big house in the middle of nowhere.

"You guys, we're back! I remember this place!" Brenna cried, jumping up from the floor.

"Oh yeah," said Kaitlyn, "We were here because of that war... that I didn't cause..."

But there was something wrong with this picture.

"Wait a minute!" Short Devon said suspiciously. "When I went in that first time all those years ago, I was there for hours but I was actually gone for no time at all here, so why are we still grown up? Shouldn't we be kids again?"

Indeed, everyone was still the same as they had been in Narnia a few minutes ago. But there was a perfectly good explanation.

"Oh yeah, that. We were just messing with you, you really were gone for hours that time," Erin said nonchalantly.

"Hey! We're out of school!" Tall Devon pointed out.

"Awesome!" everyone cheered in response.

This is the part where the professor would have come in, but since the 10 years actually passed he's dead.

The end, I guess.

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It's done... Yup. That's all.

This one was a little rushed and shorter than usual, but still pretty good I'd say.

But I promise I'll write another movie parody like this eventually. Yay. Byes!