Yugioh Red vs Blue

DM:Hi again,I have the second chapter

DV: About time

DM: So enjoy

Chapter 2 The Big Dumb Surprise

At the Blue Base

Yami: Alright people, as you know we are fighting against the Reds and

Yugi: Yami, you already said that already

Yami: I know but everyone must be clear, not only we have four teammates, we don't even have a transport

Tea: I can handle that

Yugi: You, come on how can a girl get us a transport, it should be the men not the chicks

Tea: Well fat mouth, do you have a transport?

Yugi: Eh ….. no but how can a girl get us a transport anyway

Yami: Yugi, did I forgot to tell you that she in a special military force and she have her own ship, plane and even a tank

Yugi: You mean she a

Yami: Yes she is

Yugi: No wonder girls don't go out with me

Tea: Maybe you talk more about is the opposite stuff

Yugi: What, no way do I?

Yami: Hey, does anyone seen Joey

Yugi: Yeah you're right, where is he? DO you think he quit after that party

Tea: No, I saw him going outside

Yami: For what?

Tea: I don't know, can I kill him

BOOM!

Yami: What the hell was that!

Yugi: Is sound like it came from outside, let see

Than they went outside but when they got out, they saw Joey riding the tank

Yami: Hey, isn't that the rookie

Yugi: And where did he get the tank?

Tea: Wait that the R2-K4 Battle Tank, that my damn tank he riding

Yami: You mean that fucking tank that Joey is riding is your tank, why you didn't swith on the alarm Tea

Tea: Opps, my bad

In Yami's mind

Why the fuck did she do that, even she my ex-girlfriend, she is a hell bitch

Riko: She the tank This tank is now in battle mote, please choose a target

Joey: Who just said that?

Tea: Oh shoot, he must have turn on Riko

Yami: Who Riko?

Tea: She the tank

Yugi: You name a tank a she

Tea: Yeah why?

Riko: Target lock

Joey: No, target unlock, please help me nice lady

Yami: Oh you sun of a bitch

Than the tank hit Yami as he fainted to the ground

Yugi: Yami! Nice going you fuck tank, you kill my brother

Riko: Target Lock

Tea: Yugi, that wasn't a good idea to talk back

That the tank almost hit them

Yugi: Let get out of here

Than Yugi carry Yami to the base as Tea follow him

Joey: Hey guys, don't leave me here, guys?

As Joey didn't notice, he press the "Auto Stop" button

Riko: Auto Stop activated

Than the cotpit open as Joey went out

Joey: Guys wait for me

DV: What was that about?

DM: Joey can be weird sometimes, let just continues the story

At the Red's Base

The red team was going to celebrate Kaiba's birthday as they cut the cake

(The cake is like a wedding cake but is bigger than them)

Kaiba: Alright ladies, let just cut the cake and we can wish myself a Happy Birthday

Malik: Say guys, did you notice that the birthday is very big, who made

This

Bakura: It was Ryou

Malik: Ryou? That remind me, where is he and why does the cake smell like baby oil

Ryou: In the cakeMan I knew I shouldn't put baby oil

Bakura: Oh shit, don't tell me Ryou is in the cake

Malik: Oh well, Happy Birthday Kaiba

DM: Not that was priceless

DV: Putting a person in a cake, why does that remind of you

DM Oh shut up, the next chapter will be coming up

DV: The Big Attack, stay tune