Yugioh Red vs Blue
DM:Hi again,I have the second chapter
DV: About time
DM: So enjoy
Chapter 2 The Big Dumb Surprise
At the Blue Base
Yami: Alright people, as you know we are fighting against the Reds and
Yugi: Yami, you already said that already
Yami: I know but everyone must be clear, not only we have four teammates, we don't even have a transport
Tea: I can handle that
Yugi: You, come on how can a girl get us a transport, it should be the men not the chicks
Tea: Well fat mouth, do you have a transport?
Yugi: Eh ….. no but how can a girl get us a transport anyway
Yami: Yugi, did I forgot to tell you that she in a special military force and she have her own ship, plane and even a tank
Yugi: You mean she a
Yami: Yes she is
Yugi: No wonder girls don't go out with me
Tea: Maybe you talk more about is the opposite stuff
Yugi: What, no way do I?
Yami: Hey, does anyone seen Joey
Yugi: Yeah you're right, where is he? DO you think he quit after that party
Tea: No, I saw him going outside
Yami: For what?
Tea: I don't know, can I kill him
BOOM!
Yami: What the hell was that!
Yugi: Is sound like it came from outside, let see
Than they went outside but when they got out, they saw Joey riding the tank
Yami: Hey, isn't that the rookie
Yugi: And where did he get the tank?
Tea: Wait that the R2-K4 Battle Tank, that my damn tank he riding
Yami: You mean that fucking tank that Joey is riding is your tank, why you didn't swith on the alarm Tea
Tea: Opps, my bad
In Yami's mind
Why the fuck did she do that, even she my ex-girlfriend, she is a hell bitch
Riko: She the tank This tank is now in battle mote, please choose a target
Joey: Who just said that?
Tea: Oh shoot, he must have turn on Riko
Yami: Who Riko?
Tea: She the tank
Yugi: You name a tank a she
Tea: Yeah why?
Riko: Target lock
Joey: No, target unlock, please help me nice lady
Yami: Oh you sun of a bitch
Than the tank hit Yami as he fainted to the ground
Yugi: Yami! Nice going you fuck tank, you kill my brother
Riko: Target Lock
Tea: Yugi, that wasn't a good idea to talk back
That the tank almost hit them
Yugi: Let get out of here
Than Yugi carry Yami to the base as Tea follow him
Joey: Hey guys, don't leave me here, guys?
As Joey didn't notice, he press the "Auto Stop" button
Riko: Auto Stop activated
Than the cotpit open as Joey went out
Joey: Guys wait for me
DV: What was that about?
DM: Joey can be weird sometimes, let just continues the story
At the Red's Base
The red team was going to celebrate Kaiba's birthday as they cut the cake
(The cake is like a wedding cake but is bigger than them)
Kaiba: Alright ladies, let just cut the cake and we can wish myself a Happy Birthday
Malik: Say guys, did you notice that the birthday is very big, who made
This
Bakura: It was Ryou
Malik: Ryou? That remind me, where is he and why does the cake smell like baby oil
Ryou: In the cakeMan I knew I shouldn't put baby oil
Bakura: Oh shit, don't tell me Ryou is in the cake
Malik: Oh well, Happy Birthday Kaiba
DM: Not that was priceless
DV: Putting a person in a cake, why does that remind of you
DM Oh shut up, the next chapter will be coming up
DV: The Big Attack, stay tune
