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well, thast all of them! Heres the chapter!

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If you thought Monday was crazy, wait till you see Tueday!

It was 10 minutes before school was about to start, and Pashmina was looking around the courtyard, for Stan. She finally spotted him talking to Sparkle, who seemed to be yelling about something.

"Um, excuse me?" said Pashmina. 'I don't mean to interupt or anything, but I want to have a little chat with Stan."

Sparkle glared at Pashmina. "Sorry, but I'm busy telling Stan about what that prissy, moron, stupid-"

"Now, now Sparkle, no more language!" said Stan. "Now please, let the cutie babe, Pashmina here, speak."

Sparkle shot Stan a glare, and walked off, her nose stuck up in the air.

Stan looked over at Pashmina. "Now, where were we?" he said, putting a breath mint in his mouth, and puckering up his lips.

"Oh, I think you know exactly where we are!" said Pashmina, as she leaned in closer, and closer into Stan and...SLAP! she gave him a big slap on the face!

Stan stood back completly shocked." Woah, nervous for your first kiss huh?"

"Shut the heck up Stan!" yelled Pashmina. "Look, Panda told me what you did to him, and trust me, if you think you can win my heart that way, then you have another thing coming pal! I can't believe you would do that to Panda! You should be ashamed of yourself! Look, Stan, I really like you a lot, but, if you want to win a ladys heart by beating the heck out of another person, then you are the stupidest person ever, then!"

Stans jaw dropped, and he opened his mouth to speak, he just quickly closed it when Pashmina gave him a glare.

Suddenly, the bell rang for the start of school, and Pashmina stormed off angrily, leaving Stan still and stiff from Pashmina's little speech.

"Ok, first, Bijou is like, a boxer or something like that,and now Pashmina is a slapper! Man, girls these days are pretty tough!"

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"Ok, class! Mr. Ethan here wants to make a announcement!" said Mrs.Nikki. "And he better do it quick, because I want extra time to torture you guys!"

"DO IT SLOWLY!" yelled everybody, scared of Mrs.Nikki.

Ethan smiled, then began his speach. "Ok, peeps! Heres the deal, I have a sweet party this Friday, and I want the entire grade to come! So, I hope you peeps better get your party shoes on, and we'll this party started Friday, yo!"

Everyone was silent after Ethans speech. Dead silent. And the silence continued until...

10 minutes later..

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the entire class yelled.

Mrs.Nikki covered her ears. "Stop it! If you rotten little teens yell anymore, my headache will get so bad, that I'll have to stay home for the rest of the week!" she yelled, then covered her mouth when she saw the entire class grin like mad, about to yell again. "Uh-oh.." she said.

"PAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!" yelled the entire class."PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!"

Mrs.Nikki tried overing her ears, but too bad for her, the class yelled so loud, that she fainted.

The entire class looked at the knocked-out Mrs.Nikki, then looked at eachother.

"YEEEAAAAHHHH!" they all cheered.

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It was lunchtime, and everybody was sitting down eating happily. Except Sparkle, who was still really, really, really, well, you get the idea! She was extreamly angry about what happened yesterday.

"Hmm, well, Hamtaro did tell me that he knew I wasn't stalking him, so I guess now will be a good time to make a move on him!" said Sparkle, walking over to Hamtaros table.

When Sparkle got their, she batted her eye lashes at Hamtaro, and said in a flirtious voice,"Hi, Hamtaro!"

Hamtaro looked over at Sparkle. "Oh, hi Sparkle!"

Sparkle took out her lipstick and said, " Hold on, I just have to put on this lipstick.."

But, 'accidently', Sparkles lipstick 'slipped' out of her hands and landed on Hamtaros shirt, making a red mark on it.

"Oops!" said Sparkle. "Here, let me clean that off for you!"

Sparkle grabbed a napkin, and started cleaning the mark off, but she 'accidently' slipped, and her nose touched Hamtaros nose.

" Oops! I am so, so sorry!" said Sparkle. But in her head she was thinking, " Ah, yes! I finally got this close to Hamtaro! Now, he will have to kiss me!"

But Hamtaro didin't kiss her, instead he just pushed her off, and said, "Umm, thats ok!"

Sparkle made a little groan. " Time for plan b!" she said under her breath.

"Oh, Hamtaro!" she said. "I need you to help me with this puzzle someone told me!"

Hamtaro looked up at Sparkle, smileling. "Ooh! I love these puzzles! Ok Sparkle, what is it!"

Sparkle smiled. "Ok! the question is, 'Miss me, miss me, now you got to-what?" she asked.

"Oh, thats easy!" said Hamtaro. " Kiss, me!"

"Gladly!" said Sparkle, then grabbing Hamtaro into a deep kiss with her.

At a nearby lunchtable...

"Way, to go Pash!" said Sandy.

Bijou nodded. "Yeah, you really told Stan to- OH MY GOSH!"

Sandy and Pashmina looked at her weirdly. " You really told Stan to 'oh my gosh!' said Pashmina.

Sandy laughed.

But what Bijou really yelled, 'OH MY GOSH!' for, was that she spotted Hamtaro and Sparkle.. kissing!

Bijou didin't say anything, all she did was ran off, crying her eyes off.

Pashmina and Sandy looked at eachother weirdly. " I guess she wasn't crying because of onions this time, huh?" said Pashmina.

Sandy shook her head.

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At the end of the day, Stan ran over to Pashmina.

"Pashmina, look, I have to tell you something!" he said.

Pashmina looked at him."Ok! Talk then!" she said.

"Ok, look, I was thinking about what you said, and.." Stan began.

"And, what?" asked Pashmina.

"And, I apoligized to Panda, and... you two can see eachother if you two want to." said Stan looking down.

Pashmina smiled."Thanks! You made me much happier than this morning when I yelled at you Stan!"

Stan blushed." Yeah, and Pashmina, thats not all! I would also want to make sure you fogive me by a date! Just the two of us! How does that sound?"

Pashmina grinned." It sounds wonderful! See you then!"

Stan grinned also. "Great! See you on Sunday then, ok?'

Pashmina nodded, then walked off home. "Yep!See you Sunday! Oh, andtake back what I said about not having a way with ladys! It turns out you do have a way with them!"

Stan smiled and waved good-bye to Pashmina. Then jumped in the air, and landed with a split.

"Owwwww!' Stan yelled in pain, as he did the split." No, wonder Sandy told me not to do a split!"

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Boss walked slowly to the diner. He was kind of upset because of what happened at the park on Sunday...

Flashback

"Oh my gosh, there she is!" exclaimed Boss.

What Boss was referring to, was Bijou, who he had a crush on ever since he was a little kid! She was just sitting on a bench, humming a song, the wind blowing in her face.

Boss walked slowly, and I mean, very slowly over to Bijou..

10 minutes later

Finally, Boss got to Bijou. She looked up and saw Boss standing above her.

"Oh, hi Boss!" she said cheerfully.

Boss blushed, then stuttered out, "H-h-hi Bijou!"

Bijou smiled. " Well, did you hear zhat Ethan might have another one of his famous parties zhis Friday!"

That got Boss out of his shyness! Everyone loved Ethans parties! His parties were always the best!

"Oh, sweet! I sure hope he does!" said Boss, resting on the tree nearby, but when he rested on the tree, he somehow slipped and hit the tree hard! And when he did, he knocked out a little squirrel form out of the tree, and the squirrel fell on...Bijou!

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!" screamed Bijou, running around the park, looking like she was a mental person on the loose! Even people nearby were staring at her weirdly, even one mother screamed and covered her kids eyes, running away screaming, "Crazy girl! RUN!"

Finally, Bijou got the squirrel off, by hitting it with a stick, but after that, she glared over at Boss.

" You HAD to hit the tree, huh Boss?" Bijou said angrily, running off angrily.

Boss tried to say something, but he knew when Bijou was mad, you had to find a hiding space quick before she yells at you like a mad lady!

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Boss winced at the thought of Bijou yelling her face off at him, it happened before, but he knew that he never wanted her to yell at him like that again!

When Boss got inside, and ordered his food, he sat down, looking glum.

"What's wrong? Girl trouble?" said a voice from behind Boss.

Boss jumped up. "What the!" he said. He looked behind him to find...Sparkle.

"What the heck was that for!" he exclaimed.

Sparkle smiled. "Meow! Kitty has claws today, huh?" she smirked. " Sheesh, you need to take a joke!"

Boss glared at her. "Ha, ha!" he said sarcasticly." Anyway, what are you so smilely about? I mean..that grin is like the Jokers!"

Sparkle looked at him weirdly. "You watch Batman, and your 14?" she giggled.

Boss blushed. " Ok, what the heck? I just saw that movie once, and I just happen to remember the names of the characters!"

"Yeah, well, I don't want to remember the names of the characters! They are ugly!" said Sparkle, making a face.

"Hey! If you want to see ugly, look in the mirror!" Boss smirked.

Sparkle glared at him. "Whatever!" she said, like she was the Queen of snobs. "Anyway, my real point is, what is wrong, girl trouble?'

Boss's jaw fell. "How did you know?"

Sparkle laughed her head off. "I didin't! Anyway, whos the girl? If you say its that retard-"

"Hey!" exclaimed Boss" Bijou is not a retard!"

Sparkle laughed. "Wow, you really need to learn how to shut your mouth! I didin't know it was really Bijou until you said that!"

Boss blushed. "Whatever! Bijou likes Hamtaro! I know it!"

"No!" exclaimed Sparkle. " I kissed Hamtaro today! And Bijou saw!"

Boss beamed. "You did! Oh, thank you Sparkle!Thank you so much!" said Boss hugging Sparkle, then immediaately broke free, blushing.

Sparkle smiled. "Sorry Boss, I'm taken! Anyway, why do you all of a sudden think Bijou likes Hamtaro?"

Boss looked down, then began to tell Sparkle the entire story...

Meanwhile, outside the diner...

"Oh my gosh! You got kissed by Sparkle!" exclaimed Stan.

Hamtaro nodded. "Yeah! And my boy teenageness made me kiss her back!'

Stan glared at him. "You are so lucky! I couldn't even get Sparkle to talk to me!"

Hamtaro looked at him weirdly. " Stan! You don't understand-"

" Its ok Hamtaro, its ok to be shy! Now, I have to show you something I stole from my moms kitchen!"

Stan took out a bowl from his bag, and the bowl was full of sugar!

"I'm going tio eat all of this!"

Hamtaro gasped. "No, Stan, don't be a fool!"

"I'm going to eat all this sugar and you can't stop me!" said Stan, and then he dumped all the sugar into his mouth.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" exclaimed Hamtaro. But it was too late. Stan has ate all the sugar, and he was starting to jump up and down.

" Uhhhhh...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Stan,starting to go crazy." SUGAR GOOD! HEEHEHEHEHE!"

"AAAAHH!" said Hamtaro running away.

Stan started doing cartwheels, (well, trying to do cartwheels) towards Hamtaro screaming, " I'M CHASING YOU HAMTARO!HAHAHAHAHA!"

Hamtaro was screaming his head off. "HELP!" he screamed.

Meanwhile, inside the diner...

"-and thats the entire story." said Boss, not noticeing Hamtaro screaming, outside running away from Stan, who was chasing after Hamtaro screaming and trying to do cartwheels toward him.

"Hmmmm.. I see, "said Sparkle. " Well, listen Boss, you see, when a girl doesn't like you-"

BAM!

Sparkle and Boss jumped up. " What the heck was that!" exclaimed Boss.

Ouside the diner..

"Owwwww..." said Stan rubbing his head. It turned out he hit his head on the diner window.

"Thank you!" said Hamtaro, shouting to the sky.

Stan got up and said, "Wow, lots of sugar gives me a headache huh!"

Hamtaro nodded. "Heck yeah it does!" he said. "And it makes you scary too!"

"Um, what?" asked Stan." Hamtaro, what really happened when I ate all the sugar?"

Hamtaro shivered. "Trust me, you don't want to know!"

Back in the diner...

"Never mind about that noise, " said Sparkle. 'As I was saying, if Bijou doesn't like you, then move on! Find a new girl!"

"Hmmm." said Boss, scratching his head. " You, know, I think I will try to move on! Thanks Sparkle!"

Sparkle smiled. "Anytime, hey, want to hang out on Saturday? You know, so we can see what you can do about your love problem?"

Boss looked shocked that Sparkle, the queen of snobs Sparkle, was asking to hang out with him!

"Well.. " said Boss. "Ok. sure I guess.

"Great!" said Sparkle. "See you then!"

Boss waved good bye to Sparkle as she left the diner.

"I wonder, just wonder,"said Boss. "If Sparkle has a crush on me?"

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yay! 5th chap finally done! Well, next chap, is gonna be about the party, actully, its gona be about the party until chap 8. But trust me, the ne party chaps, you will love!... I hope. Well, thanks for revewing! I hope you guys liked it! I wonder if I would get 45 reviews by chap 6...or maybe even more! THAT WOULD BE SWEET! well, please review! And chap 6 will be up sooner than you think!

cya!

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