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X Piastol X: munch munch gulp Mmm... Just eating some popcorn because I just made the 5th chapter!
Glutony and Epony: slowly creep toward me
X Piastol X: umm... What are you two doing... No... No!... NO! My popcorn!
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Although the hill they had to climb was steep, they managed to even get up it. By the time they reached the ranch they were panting heavily. They were damp with sweat... Well... Except for Al, of course.
"Why are you guys panting? It wasn't even hard," Al then said. His brother gave him a 'no duh' look.
"Hmm... I wonder why we are panting and you're not," Envy said sarcasticly. Envy shapeshifted Roy Mustang. Edward gave a mean look.
"Why did you shapeshift into Roy?" Ed growled. Envy just laughed.
"So this is what Roy Mustang looks like," Link then said. "Never seen those kind of clothing before. Military clothes right?" Envy nodded.
"Edward, I believe you have some missions to accomplish," Envy said. Then he started laughing. "HAHA! I never got to do this before! I think it's going to be fun being allys!" Ed growled. He didn't attack because he would probably held back by Link or Al anyway. But then Envy insulted him horribly.
"I see why you didn't get a uniform for the military. You are too short to wear one. It would slip off like unbelted pants." Edward lunged for Envy, only to be held back by Alphonse.
"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!" Alphonse and Link sighed.
"Brother, calm down," Alphonse started. "Envy, please stop teasing Ed. You know he hates being called 'you know what'." As the blonde alchemist squirmed free Envy shapeshifted back into his regular, Envy self followed by a sigh.
"Fine fine. I won't pick on the midget anymore."
"Better not," Ed growled. "...HEY!" Before Ed could throw a punch Link put a hand on Ed's shoulder.
"I think we had better get going."
"Why do we need to go to this smelly ranch anyway?" Envy asked.
"Because I need to get a horse named Epona. She is a very fast horse," Link explained.
"And how do we get around while you're on your horse?" Edward then asked.
"You have options," Link started. "A, you can run really fast, B, you can somehow grow wings and fly, or C, Envy can shape shift into something large and fast enough to hold the both of you and keep up at my speed. What's it gonna be?"
"Can't we just get a horse from the ranch?" Envy asked. Link shook his head.
"I don't think you guys can borrow one. And Alphonse might crush the horse."
"Great," Envy sighed. "Looks like it is going to be choice C." The four boys walked into Lon Lon Ranch. The ranch was a huge circle with two bulidings. One building was a little bit larger than the other. In the center of the huge circle was a large horse ring. Inside were about 20 horses. In the outside of the horse ring were many chickens, clucking around, pecking the ground.
Feeding the chickens was an old, short man in red overals.
Inside the horse ring was a beautiful girl with long red hair. She was petting a beautiful red horse with white, long mane. Envy's eyes widened to the sight of the girl.
"Whoa... She's beautiful," Envy blurted out. Link gave a strange look at Envy. He was sure which 'she' he meant.
"Which beauty? The horse? Or the girl?" He then asked.
"The girl!" Link growled a little when he heard that.
"Don't get any ideas." Envy seemed to ignore him. Infact, he was already rushing over to her.
"ENVY!" Link shouted. He continued to ignore.
"Maybe we should go get him," Alphonse then said. "Who knows what he could do." Edward chuckled to the thought of it. The three boys rushed over to Envy and the young girl. They were kind of too late, for Envy had just started flirting with her.
"How ya doin' sweet cheeks?" Envy randomly asked. The girl blushed.
"Umm... I'm doing fine. And you?" She replied, shyly.
"Never better." Envy, then, started inching closer to her.
"Umm... Is there something I can help you with?" She asked. Envy gave a 'sexy' look.
"A matter a fact there is. Would you consider going on a date with moi?" The girl's face was almost completely red. At this point, Link stomped toward Envy.
"Envy... What the heck are you doing!" Envy looked at the girl. Then at Link.
"Hmm... I think you already have her, am I right?" He then let out a long sigh. "Oh well. He two seem like a good couple. Just don't go too hard on her, ok Linkster?" He tried to act as cool as possible to impress the girl. Unfortunatly the girl just ran and hid behind Link. Both of there faces were very red.
WHUMP! Envy let out a small squeak and fell to the ground in pain. When he tried to curse all that came out was a small whine.
Suddenly, There was a burst of laughter from behind. It was Ed. As for Alphonse, he just giggled.
"WOW! I NEVER SAW ENVY GET OWNED LIKE THAT!" Ed said loudly. He was still laughing. Infact, he laughed so hard that he was ROLLING on the ground!
"Well, if he ever gets any ideas like that again i'm going to shove my Master Sword up his-" His sentence was cut off by Envy screaming.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR! I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET A HOT DATE!" Link glared at Envy.
"Well flirt with someone I don't know!" Link hollored back.
"Let me guess, Link, you were looking for Epona," The girl spoke. Link nodded. The girl smiled and whistled for Epona. Immidiately, the red horse dashed over to the girl.
"Here you go," She said, handing him the rein. Link thanked her and hopped on the horse.
"Envy, can you shapeshift into something large enough for Al and Ed?" Link asked. Envy nodded and shapeshifted into a large dragon. Link stared in shock, while Alphonse and Edward climbed on.
"I think this should be big enough. How you doing Envy? Am I too heavy?" Alphonse asked. Since Envy couldn't speak as a dragon, he just shook his head.
"Excellent. Where we headed to?" Ed asked.
"A place called Kakiriko Village," Link replied. Then he grinned. "You may be large enough to carry them, Envy, but I hope you can fly fast enough. Just try to keep up. Hya!" The four were off to Kakiriko Village.
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X Piastol X: TT My precious popcorn...
Envy: DAMN! WHY DID I HAVE TO GET KICKED IN THE BALLS! WHY NOT ED! OR LINK!
Link: Because I was the one who kicked you there. HAHA!
ED: ROFLMAO! (Roll On Floor Laughing My Ass Off!)
X Piastol X: Haha! Ok guys. Well, I will make another chapter tomorrow or in a few days. In the next chapter there will be some special shout outs to some of my fans. HASTA LUEGO!
