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Envy woke up to a delightful smell of cooked trout and swordfish. He immidiatley jumped up and rushed to the fish and started munching on them. Al gave a strange look.

"Ummm... Good morning Envy," he greeted. Envy was too busy ferosiously gobbling down the fish. "Glad you like the fish."

"Mm-hmm," Envy nodded. "Got anything to drink?" Envy looked up for a short moment.

"No, sorry. But maybe I can boil some water from the river-." His sentence was cut off. "I DON'T WANNA DRINK HOT WATER!" Envy yelled, spitting out a few chunks of fish. Wiping away the chewed up chunks, Al sighed heavily.

"Let me finish my sentence," he began. "If you boil water... Lake or river water I should say... the germs and dirt and stuff will disappear." Envy stared for a minute. Then said, "I don't want hot water! I want cold water!"

"Then we'll let the water cool off, ok?" Al replied, a little annoyed. "Where's your head at?" Envy stared at him confused.

"Never mind. I'll go get a bucket of water and boil it. I'll be back in a bit." With that said, Al grabbed the bucket and started heading back to the river where he got the fish.

"For the last time!" Envy started calling out." I want cold-" His sentence was cut off by Al's reply. "I'LL BE BACK IN A BIT!" Envy growled and decided to follow.

"So have you decided if you are going back to that Fullmetal-pipsqueak and Elf-man?" Envy asked, changing the subject. Alphonse was about to reply, but decided to think a moment. If you returned, he knew exactly what the consicuences would be. If he decided to flee, then he might get ambushed by one of Ganondorf's minions.

'What to do," Al thought. 'I don't want to lose the kitty, but my brother needs me...' All of a sudden Al finished his sentence out loud. "And I need him!" Giviing a confused look, Envy asked,"Err... What in the world are you talking about? Having a moment?" Even though he was in armor, Al could still feel himself blushing.

"Err.. No, no! Just thinking aloud.." He replied.

"I'm taking it as 'I'm going back to them, Envy,'" Envy whispered. Alphonse shook his head. "No I. We. Remember, Envy. You're in this too. You promised."

"Oh, whatever," Envy grolwed. "Just as long as I don't get kicked in the balls again!" Al giggled when he said this. "Well, maybe you shouldn't be flirting with girls that Link might already know. You should already know that by now. It almost happened to brother. So next time, use common sense and you won't get kicked... So.. Anyway. How would you like to help me get some water out of the lake so you can drink?" Grinning, Envy then said, "How would you like to s-"

"WHAT!" Al said bfore Envy could finish his cruel joke. "NOTHING!" Envy joked. "Just slipped out of my mouth. Not supposed to be thought or said."

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"Link, I'm a bit worried about Al," Ed said softly. Link looked down at him. "Hey, he has only been gone for at least a night. He can't be in any danger." Although Link sounded convincing, Ed still didn't quite agree with what he said. There were many possiblistlys of Al being in danger. But out of all, Ed was most concerned about something that was mostly possible to happen.

"It's possible he might be in danger. You know how we originally started to hunt down for Envy? Well, Here is what I was thinking." At this point Edward took a deep breath and slowly let it out. "The cat that Al found might have been sent out by Envy, or the cat might have even been Envy. Remember that he can shapeshift. Well, anyway, Al might have been led to the place where Envy was by the kitten if the kitten wasn't Envy." Ed paused for a few seconds to see if Link would catch on. And, of course, he did. Link began to tell the rest of Ed's thoughts as if he was reading his mind.

"If Envy was the kitten, then he could have attacked Al when they were far enough from us... Now I see what you mean. You could be right, Ed. Envy seems pretty suspicious. But on the other hand, he did promise that he wouldn't harm us."

"Psh. Envy couldn't even make a promise to keep his hands off of a frickin' donut! How do you expect him to keep a promise not to harm us?" Ed said. Link stared at him for a moment. Scratching his head, he asked, "What's a donut?"

"Gyah!" Ed said, smacking his forehead. "How far back am I! You people didn't even invent a frickin' donut yet!" Link just shook his head. He then added, "I'm not sure how far head you people are, but I never in my life heard of a donut. Now, please explain before this whole donut thing haunts me forever."

"A donut his a round pastry with a hole in the middle and might be cover with some sort of icing or even filled with jelly or cream or fruits," Ed explained in at least 5 seconds.

"Heh. Now I wish I was in your time period," Link grinned. "Anyway, we had best better go find Al." Ed nodded in agreement and they both started tracing Al's tracks... Or at least tried to.

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"Is the water done cooling off yet?" Envy asked as he watched the bucket of water. "Almost, I think." Al started stirring the water with a wooden spoon that he kept in his chest plate.

"Let's let the kitty test it out," Al said in a somewhat childish voice. Scooping a small amount of water, Al brought the spoon over to the kitten and let it drink. The kitten seemed to like it a lot, and it let out a happy meow.

"I think it's-" Al's sentence was cut off by loud slurping. Envy was chugging down the water like a waterfall. "Er... Nevermind."

"Damn skippy! That was great!" Envy let out a cheerful jump. Al giggled as the homonculi jumped gayly in the air. As he continued jumping the cat's ears started to twitch.

"Meeeoooowww!" It hissed. Al quickly picked up the kitten. "What's the matter, kitty? You sense something?" The cat immidiatley leaped out of Alphonse's arms and dashed away.

"Wait, kitty!" Al called out, chasing it. "Al, wait! Wait for me! Wait for me!" Envy called out, rushing along. All of a sudden, the cat leaped on a blonde-headed boy with a red jacket. It was Ed! Slashing at his face, the cat hissed and meowed loudly.

"AHH! GET THIS DAMN HAIR-BALL OFF OF ME, LINK!" Ed screamed. Link tried to grab the kitten, but it was too feisty.

"Kitty! Down!" Al commanded. The kitten immidiatley obeyed the command and leaped of Ed and into Al's hands. "I know my brother yelled at you before, but he was just being grumpy.

"You know we can't take care of that thing!" Ed spat. "For the last time, Al, get-" Link cut off his sentence.

"Ed, remembered what happened last time." Ed frowned and nodded. "Then he should at least give it to someone else back in Kakiriko Village."

"But... But brother!..." Al decided not to argue. He sighed and said, "Ok. But I get to choose the owner." All of a sudden Envy came rushing in, crashing head on into Ed. The two boys sprawled onto the ground.

"Owww," Ed and Envy grunted in pain. Link and Al laughed when they crashed. "Looks like Ed isn't having such a good day," Link giggled.

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