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sparkleshine101: Thanks for reviewing! So you really thought that was the best chaper yet, eh? Hmm. maybe I should make another Cappy+Penelope chapter...
cp4ever: Aha! Someone liked the Cowboy Bob part!Thank you! Oh,and also thanks for reviewing! (Oh, when are you going to updated HHI? I really want to see what humor awaits us in the next chapter!)
Crystalgurl101: Well, looks like you have something in common with with Hannah! She hates Barney too!(You'll see hwo she hates him in this chapter..)Oh, and thanks for reviewing!
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Mel-Girl: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! I totally forgot! Ok, this is to everybody who reads this fic! You know that phone conversation int he last chapter? Give credit to Mel-Girl! It was her idea! And a great one!
Yayfullness: Thanks for reviewing! Oh, and sorry for the last chap sounding a little like your oneshot, but I swear, I didin't copy!
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"Sandy! What the heck are you pulling me for?" said Hannah, who was at the skateing rink, being dragged by Sandy, who had, a crazy look on her face, to a, date for Hannah. Or, at least thats what she said! Now, did she mean a real, actual date for Hannah? A date for her with a teenage boy? Who the heck knows!
"For your date woman!" said Sandy.
"Ok, would you please stop calling me woman?" said Hannah.
"No way woman! I do not say woman to much, woman! So just come on, woman!" said Sandy, who still seemed crazy.
Hannah just stared at her blankly, while still being dragged by her.
"Hey, Sandy slow down!" cried out Harmony, finally catching up to the two.
"Sorry woman!" said Sandy.
"Sandy, why do you keep saying woman?" asked Harmony.
"Because I do woman! Actully, you know what woman, I don't know why I'm saying woman woman!" said Sandy.
Haromony gave her a weird look.
"Ok?"she said." Well, as long as we don't have any trouble during the date..."
"Oh my gosh!" cried out Hannah.
Harmony and Sandy, who had stopped dragging Hannah, stared at her.
"Whats wrong woman?" asked Sandy.
"Ok, first of all, please stop saying woman Sandy!" said Hannah. " And second of all, why is there an ambulance there!"
"WHAT!" said Harmony and Sandy at the same time. (Actully, Sandy added "woman" at the end, but thats not a surprise...)
The three girls ran to where the ambulance were, and pushed there way through the crowd, to find..the ambulance people crowding around a poor Howdy on the floor!
"Howdy!" cried Hannah. She dropped to her hands and knees and went beside Howdy. "Howdy! Speak to me! Speak to me, please!"
Howdy's eyes opened a little bit, and he muttered out one of the most horrid songs ever...
"I..love..you...you..love..me...we're a happy...family..." he sang. Hannah gasped.
"No, no, noooooooooo!" she wailed. Then, she turned to the ambulance people, grabbed one of them by there shirt collar, and said franticly, " Please! Don't tell me he,..he..."
"I am very sorry miss," the ambulance guy said. " But, due to the cause of a child toy, this young mans mind has been scarred by a...Barney song!"
"Nooooooooooo!" Hannah cried out, again.
"Woman, you need to stop doing that, ok woman?" said Sandy.
Hannah looked up at her.
"And you need to stop doing that!" she snapped back.
"Doing what, woman?" said Sandy. Harmony slapped her forehead.
"That!" she said.
"Woman, what?" said Sandy.
Harmony groaned. " Never mind..." she mumbled.
"Look!" said Hannah. " Can you get his mind back to normal?"
"Yes, of course!" said the ambulance guy. " Look, this may be a serious situation but-"
"SERIOUS!" yelled Hannah. " His mind is scarred by a stupid, purple dinosaur song, dain it!"
"Woah, sorry!" the guy said again. " Look, we all know this is very serious, but, we can fix it by letting him sleep for a while and his mind will be back to normal!"
"Um, how long, exactly?" asked Harmony.
"Oh, about 3 to four hours!" the guy said.
"WHAT!" yelled Harmony. " It can't be that long!"
"Sorry, but, in order to save his mind from a evil song, it has to be that long!" the guy said.
"Come on guys, just let them do it!" said Hannah. " Besides,its not like you were planning a date for me and Howdy, right?"
"Um..well, uh...maybe, maybe not!" said Harmony quickly.
"What was that?" said Hannah.
"Nothing!" Harmony answered quickly.
"Great! Then its settled!" the ambulance guy said. " Ok, get him to the car people!"
"Wait!" said Hannah." Can I go with him?"
"Young lady, this is a very, serious situation!" the ambulance guy said very seriously." Now do you really think that we will actully let you come along when this guy's mind has been scarred by a, like I said before, evil song?"
"Yes." said Hannah.
"Ok then, come along!" said the ambulance guy. Then, he, and the rest of the ambulance people picked Howdy up, and they went out to the car, followed by Hannah.
Harmony groaned.
"This is going to take a while!" she said.
"You got that right, woman!" said Sandy.
"Sandy, I am warning you," said Harmony. " If you say that one more time..."
"Say what, woman?" said Sandy.
"Oh for the love of, that!" cried out Harmony.
"Woman, what?"
" That!"
"What? Woman, what?"
"Th-oh, never mind!" said Harmony.
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" Great, a Sunday morning with nothing to do!" said Sparkle." I wish me and Boss can go to the diner again...wait, what am I saying! Just keep saying you don't like Boss, just keep saying you don't like him, Sparkle! I do not like Boss! I do not like Boss! I do not like-what the!"
Sparkle nearly jumped! Something had caught on her foot...
" EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" Sparkle shrieked. "Theres a snake on my foot! Get it off me! Get it off me!Get it off me!"
"What the heck is happening out here?" yelled a voice.
Sparkle turned around, and saw Boss. Yep, there was Boss,standing there, wondering what the heck was going on!
"Boss!" cried out Sparkle. " Help me out here! I'm being attacked by a snake!"
"What!" yelled Boss, then he looked down at what Sparkle was talking about, and said in a calm voice, "Oh, sure no problem!"
Then, Boss simply walked over and got the"snake" off of Sparkles foot. But, it really wasn't a snake, but a...
" Hose!" said Sparkle. " You mean, I got scared by a hose!"
Boss grinned.
"Yep!" he said. Then, he bit his lip from laughing.
Sparkle glared at him.
"Whats so funny?" she asked.
Boss's face started to turn red from trying to not laugh.
" Oh come on! Think, you, were completely scared out of mind, because you thought a hose was a snake! And then, I had to come to your rescue to save you from it!" bursted out Boss. " So, if you think about it, the whole thing is so funny...and..."
Suddenly, Boss was biting his lip to keep from laughing, and his face was turning as red as a tomato!
"Um, Boss?" said Sparkle. " Are you ok?"
Sparkle slowly walked over to the now, really red faced Boss.
" Yes Sparkle, I'm fine, its just that the whole thing is so..so.." started Boss, but, he just couldn't take it anymore and burst into fits of laughter. And, since Sparkle was kinda close to him, his laughing sent her flying backwards to the ground!
"Boss!" said Sparkle. " Its not that funny!"
But did Boss stop? Heck no! He just kept on laughing!
"Boss, really, its not that funny!" said Sparkle. But, as she thought about the situation,and looked at Boss laughing his head off, she was starting to feel her face go red herself, and before she knew it, she suddenly burst into laughter herself!
Well, there the two were, laughing there heads off together! But there was just one problem...they wouldn't stop! They were even laughing so much, they fell on the ground, still laughing there faces off! But, since they were laughing so much, they didin't relize that when they laughed so hard, they fell on the ground, that they had landed on top of eachother...
Well, maybe they will stop laughing any second now...
5 minutes later...
Ok, lets just face it, these two were going to be stuck on top of eachother forever, laughing like hyenas!
Meanwhile, someone walking around the corner...
"Oh Pepper!" said Oxnard. " I'm so glad you came back so soon!"
"Me too Oxnard!" said a Pepper. Pepper had her long, dark brown hair, tied into braids. She was wearing a red tee shirt, that said, "I'm a cowgirl and I'm Proud!", and a denim mini skirt. Plus, she had two little gold hoop earrings in both of her orange ears.
"So, what do you want to do?" he said.
"Well, how about we go have some fun and.." Pepper started to say. then, she leaned in to Oxnards ear, and whispered something.
Oxnard grinned.
" Oh, yeah! This day is going to be the best!" said Oxnard.
Pepper grinned, then she and Oxnard leaned in closer to kiss...until...
"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!" someone laughed. Actully, it sounded like two people!
Oxnard and Pepper jumped.
"W-what was that?" asked Oxnard, who seemed to be a little freaked ou at the moment!
"I have no idea," said Pepper. " But, whoever interupts one of Pepper, and her boyfriends romantic moments, is going down!"
Then Pepper took out her "special" rope, and she slowly walked around the corner to find out what the heck was that laughing noise...
Back to Sparkle and Boss...
Yes, Sparkle and Boss were still laughing! And they would've kept on laughing if it wasn't for a little interuption...
"Who the heck interupted my moment of heavon!" yelled Pepper, as she jumped right next to Sparkle and Boss.
Boss and Sparkle, immediately stopped there laughing, and looked up to see Pepper standing above them holding her "special rope". They nearly screamed, afraid, Pepper was going to whip them. But instead she exclaimed...
" Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry you guys!" said Pepper. " I didin't mean to interupt your little love moment and all!"
"What!" exclaimed Boss. " What love moment? We were just laughing!"
"Pepper! You really need to slow down!" said Oxnard, who had catched up to Pepper. He looked over at the shocked Boss and Sparkle and gasped.
"Pepper, shield your eyes!" said Oxnard, putting his hands over Pepper eyes.
"What are you guys talking about!" said Sparkle."Oh my gosh! Is some kind of "part" of me showing?"
"Oh heck no!" said Pepper. " If that did happen, Oxnard would start to stare, like he did last summer at the beach when you bought that new bathing suit and was wearing it there!"
"I told you I was stareing at the food she was eating!" said Oxnard, sort of trembling fear at Peppers glare.
"Oh really? Because it didin't look like you were stareing at her mouth that was eating the food, but at her-" said Pepper, but Sparkle immediately cut her off.
"Ok moving on!" said Sparkle. " How in the world did you guys think me and Boss were, uh, having a romantic moment?"
"Well, duh! Look at you guys on top of eachother!" said Pepper.
Sparkle and Boss looked at eachother, then looked at themselves, and started to blush. There they were, on top of eachother looking like they were about to make out!
Sparkle and Boss jumped up away from that position, and blushed a deep shade of red. And no, they were not about to laugh if thats what your thinking!
"So? I guess you guys are about to say you didin't mean to fall on top of eachother, and it was all some accident?" said Pepper.
Boss and Sparkle nodded, still feeling embarrassed.
"Ok, fine. I'll belive y'all this time." Pepper said in her country accent. " But, if I see any more hints with you two, then I'll immediately say you two are a couple! You two understand?"
The two nodded.
Pepper smiled.
"Ok then! Come on Oxy, lets leave these two love birds alone!" said Pepper, dragging Oxnard away from Sparkle and Boss.
Sparkle and Boss blushed even more.
"Um, heh heh, I'm sure Pepper was just joking!" said Boss. Then, Sparkle nodded then asked,
"Um, Boss?" she said. " Not saying I have a crush on you or anything, but, can you, um, walk me home?"
Boss looked a little shocked, but smiled and said,
"Sure Sparkle!"
Then, Sparkle grinned, and said, "Great! Well, uh, lets go!"
Then, the two walked off, both wondering the same thing,
Could they really like eachother?
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" Ugh, when are Howdy and Hannah going to come back!" complained Harmony.
"Woman! Don't worry!" said Sandy.
" Don't you 'Woman! Don't worry!' me!" said Harmony. "Its been two hours, Howdy and Hannah are still not here, I'm starting to go cranky, and I want to get home and watch my soap opera!"
Sandy stared at the now, starting to go crazy Harmony.
"Um, woman, Howdy and Harmony are right behind you!" said Sandy.
"Yeah, and how come you never told us you like to watch soap operas?" said Howdy.
"Um, anyway moving on!" said Harmony. " Howdy, thanks god your mind isn't scarred by that evil song anymore!"
"Yeah! I'm glad too!" said Howdy. " Well, what did you two want me here for anyway?"
"Well..." said Harmony, then, in a flash, she came back with two pairs of roller skates. " As long as we are at the skateing rink, heres some skates for you guys! So get out there and start skateing!"
Howdy and Hannah exchanged glances.
"But, what about you and Sandy?" said Hannah.
"Yeah, and you still didin't tell us why you brought us here!"
"Oh,me and Sandy will catch up later!And the only reason we brought you guys here was because we were bored, now get out there and skate!" said Harmony, quickly putting roller skates on Howdy and Hannah, and pushing them out on the rink.
Sandy looked at her weirdly.
"And you call me crazy with this matchmaker thing, woman?" said Sandy.
"Sandy, stop saying woman, and follow me for part twoof the matchmaker!" said Harmony, grabbing Sandy, and dragging her to a certain person who worked at the roller skateing rink and calmly said...
" Make it for couples only, on the skateing rink!" she said, grabbing the guy by the collar.
"Um, sure." said they guy. " But, whats the magic word?"
"Woman?" said Sandy.
"Um..no." said they guy, giving Sandy a weird look.
"Please?" said Harmony.
"Thats right!" the guy said, then he put on a love song, and said through a micro phone, " Couples only!"
Harmony and Sandy ran to the skateing spot as they pushed there way through the crowd getting out of the rink for they weren't in a couple, and saw Hannah and Howdy in the middle of the rink, totally confused, but they both just shrugged it off, and they both started skateing around the rink together.
" Yes! Mission accomplished!" said Hsrmony looking proud. " Am I a genious or what?"
"No! Your not!" said Sandy. " Because, like, Hannah can't skate!"
"What!" said Harmony. Then, she looked in the rink at Howdy and Hannah, skateing together, but Hannah was struggling a bit with her skateing.
"Oh no!" cried out Harmony. " Hannah can't skate! How could this happen! Everything was going as planned! And.."
"Harmony! Calm down!" said Sandy. " Maybe Hannah will be okay!"
"Yeah, I guess your right!" siad Harmony. But then, she relized something..." Sandy! You actully didin't say woman!"
"Oh that?" said Sandy. " I just kept on saying that because I was bored and wanted to annoy you!"
"You what!" said Harmony. "Grrrr...Sandy..."
"Um, uh, look! Hannah is slipping!" said Sandy.
"Nice try Sandy!" said Harmony. " But thats not going to work!"
"No! I mean, Hannah is seriously slipping!" Sandy said.
"Sandy! Stop your pretending!" said Harmony
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" shrieked a female voice.
Harmony whirled around and gasped. There was Hannah, slipping while she was trying her best to skate. And, she was heading towards the rink wall!
"Oh my gosh Hannah is slipping her way into a wall!" said Harmony. "Sandy why didin't you say something?"
Sandy slapped her head. " I did!"
"No you were just pretending!" said Harmony. " Now, what are we going to do?"
" I was not pretending!" said Sandy. " And I have no idea what to do!"
THUMP!
The girls jumped, and turned around to see that Hannah had hit the wall with a hard thud, and was about to hurt herself more by falling to the floor, until...Howdy catched her from the fall!
Harmony and Sandy let out a sigh of relief.
"Hannah!" cried out Howdy, helping Hannah up to her feet. " Are you ok?"
"I'm..fine." said Hannah, blushing from embarasment at her clumsiness. " I-I got to go."
Then, Hannah, tired her best to skate out of the rink, and then grabbed her shoes, and skated out of there.
"Hey! Those aren't yoru skates lady!" said the manager of the skateing rink. Hannah turned around, and threw the skates at the manager, hitting him in the head. Then, she quickly put her shoes on, and ran out of the rink in embarrassment.
Sandy and Harmony looked at eachother.
"Well, that could've gone better." Harmony said.
