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Ruto swam up the Zora river "hm…now where can I find Link?"

As Ruto pondered this, she barley even noticed the Octorock about 3 feet in front of her, about to shoot

When Ruto finally noticed the Octorock, she squealed "awwww! An octopus! I've always wanted one of those, but my father would never buy me one-!"

Ruto got cut off due to a blow from a rock to her head, though she didn't get off, she had a large bump on her head

She got quite mad about this, so she pulled out a rope and tied it around the Octorock, but this made the Octorck get mad too, so he started to shoot like crazy in every direction

Somehow, Ruto managed to dodge these rocks, and she pulled the Octorok out of the water like an uncooperative puppy

But, as we all know (well, maybe), an Octorok needs water to survive(why do you think you never see an Octorok walking around in Hyrule field?), much like fish, and as you also probably know, a fish left out of water too long, dies.

Ruto, having the mental capacity of a paper plate, did not know any of that. So she walked through Hyrule field, pulling a dead Octorock behind her

Fortunate for Ruto, (but extremely unfortunate for Link) Link just happened to be practicing his riding skills in the field

"Linkie-poo!" Ruto screeched as loud as she could across the field from where she was to where Link was

Link wasn't facing her, but he knew who she was, her voice was so unmistakable and unforgettable, it was the worst thing he had ever heard in his life

Link smacked Epona on the back-side as much as he could, but of course Epona could only go so fast for so long

As Link galloped away, Ruto close behind, he realized that Epona was slowing down "What? NO! Epona, don't slow down now! Please, anytime but now!"

But, despite Link's desperate pleas, Epona slowed down, and the very fit (from years of swimming) Ruto caught up and pulled herself atop Epona

Ruto hugged Link around the waist so hard he felt part of his spine be dislocated

Link suddenly got an idea that might work, or totally blow up in his face, if it worked Ruto would be injured severly and unable to pursue further, but if it backfired, well, the following scene would be Horrific

Link was wiling to risk it though (seeing as he has the triforce of courage), he grabbed the rains of Epona and stopped her short, making her rear up

Link's idea was to rear Ruto off, but Ruto held tight to Link as they both got reared off Epona

Link was in quite a lot of pain, and some slight shock, so he lay there on top of Ruto

Ruto on the other hand, had fish skin, which was tougher than flesh, so she was barely hurt, Link was laying on top of her, and needless to say she was enjoying every minute of it

Finally Link came to his senses and stood up, leaving the very disappointed Ruto on the ground

As Ruto got up and hugged Link agian she stated "Linkie-poo, just wait a minute, I have something for you!"

Link pried her arms from him and shouted "NO!" as he frantically searched for Epona, who was currently running away and very far off

"NOOO! EPONA! COME BACK! YOU'RE MY ONLY ESCAPE FROM HER! NOO!" Link shouted out towards Epona, who didn't even glance back at the panicking Link

Once again Ruto locked him in a hug, this time it was inescapable "please, Linkie-poo? If you take my gift, I'll leave you alone for a whole week!"

"it better not be that dead Octorock you were lugging behind you…" Link got interrupted by Ruto

"I would never give away Fred, he's my bestest buddy, besides you, and he wasn't dead, he was just sleeping! So do we have a deal or not?" Ruto tightened her grip on Link

"make it a month and I'll take your stupid gift!" Link shifted so he would be a bit more comfortable in Ruto's "Death Grip" as he called it

"DEAL!" Ruto shouted with a giggle before pulling out a box-

"Wait, where the heck did you store that, in your fin or something?" Link asked curiously

There was a short silence before Ruto answered "umm, is that really relent?"

Link looked at her oddly "I think you mean to say 'relevant', right?"

Ruto looked at the ground to ponder this for a minute…but with her slow mind it took her 20 minutes to sort out what Link said "Y'know, I think your right"

"huh? Oh yeah, I think I'm right too" Link nodded, she had taken so long, he almost forgot what they were talking about

"ok, but anyways, back to my present, do you want me to open it for you?" Ruto asked as she thought of the near future of Link being hers

"no, I'll take it home and open it there" Ruto always asked him that and he always gave her the same response

"that's what you said about my Christmas present, you know my fish skin tunic I hand sewed you, and you haven't worn it yet!" Ruto complained

/ FLASH BACK TIME/

"uhh…no thanks Ruto, I'll open it and wear it when I get home" Link stared and the badly wrapped yet colorful box before him

The way he knew that it was clothes was that a piece of the pale blue fabric was sticking out of the poorly enclosed box

"Ok Linkie-poo!" Ruto smiled at the thought of Link wearing something made by her

AT LINK'S HOUSE

Link slowly opened Ruto's present, as if it where going to come alive and bite him

As he opened the box, he covered his nose, for the tunic stunk like rotting fish, Link placed it back in the box, quickly covering as much as possible

He hastily got up, walked into his kitchen, and threw it in the garbage

/END FLASHBACK/

Link put his chin on his finger as he remembered this

"whatever happened to it anyways…I KNOW! I bet your waiting for a special time to wear it aren't you?" Ruto beamed, she felt so smart for figuring out Link's plan, after all, she could barely figure out someone else's plan after they told it to her

"umm, actually it was to small and-" Link got cut off by Ruto

"OH! I was afraid of that! Just give it to me and I'll mend it for you!"

Link's mind raced for a good excuse and he got one

He snapped his fingers, closed his eyes and shook his head "y'know, the darndest thing happened the other night, a wolfos came in and ate it! Can you believe it! He ate it right of my dresser! Along with my old broken wrist watch Saria gave me!" Link also remembered throwing away Saria's wrist watch she gave him

Ruto frowned "oh, well, that's too bad…but here's my new gift!" Ruto ripped open the gift, pulled out the hypno thingy 500, and aimed it straight towards Link

Link was very confused by this sudden action of Ruto, and even more confused by what she was pointing at him

"wh-what is that?" Link was staring at the device and studying it, whatever it was, it looked too complex for Ruto to know how to use it, in fact, a spoon was almost too complex for Ruto

"it's your gift Linkie-poo" Ruto smiled wickedly, almost scaring Link, and off somewhere in the distance thunder rumbled

A thunder storm approached, and it started raining heavily

Now as everyone with an IQ above 5 should know, water and electricity don't mix, but unluckily for Link, Ruto's IQ was only about 4.5

Ruto's stupidity caused her to use the Hypnothingy in pouring rain and lightning

As Ruto shot the blast towards Link's head, the device sparked, made a tiny fire, and got hit by lighting which was transferred through the beam to Link

Ruto also got shocked by the lightning, and they both blacked out

Hah! Sort of leaving you on a cliffie aren't I? Thanks again to those who reviewed! And please everyone review this chapter as well!