My Little Obsession

It's cute stalker Ryou Bakura! Don't ask where this came from, because I don't know either. I mainly did it because of the lack of Puffshipping. Oh, and because I'm sick today, away from school, and I have nothing better to do.

Enjoy!


Prologue: A Hefty Goal

It had started out as an infatuation, a simple crush, nothing more; something even smaller then that.

I can remember when I had first entered that classroom, when the teacher had brought me in front of the class and I had introduced myself. The teacher had pointed out an empty chair for me to sit in; he had been the first one to talk to me.

And of course, I can remember our first exchange of words perfectly:

"Nice to meet you, Jounouchi!"

"Yo, same here! Let's be friends, huh?"

One little thought, one that, at the time, I had thought was perfectly innocent had flitted into my head.

'He seems very nice… I like his hair.'

It escalated from there.

The spirit of the ring didn't come at the greatest of times, but the results of their first battle was rather rewarding. I got my very own one-of-a-kind Jounouchi doll! (After first showing my friends the Monster World diorama, I had taken it out and placed it by my bedside table. I didn't tell anyone, of course, and no one had ever come over to my apartment again, so things were fine for now.)

No, it isn't creepy. Others have posters of their celebrity idols on their walls. Why can't I have a small little statue of my own hero?

… Perhaps when I say it like that…

Fine. I do have a bit of a problem. But everyone has at least one or two.

I had been ecstatic when we had gone to Duelist Kingdom to watch Yugi and Jounouchi duel, though I'll admit, I was interested in one more than the another. Unfortunately, the spirit had come back and gotten in the way again. As helpful as getting us out of the maze was, I paid the price by missing his duel with Bandit Keith later. I was careful not to act upset, of course – there was no need to worry the others about me.

Fortunately, we all got off the island relatively unscathed (though I remember a disgusting taste on my tongue that wouldn't go away for days, even after hours of scrubbing it with my favourite cinnamon toothpaste). Time passed, an incident occurred with another new student named Ryuuji Otogi that involved Yugi's Kame Game shop and Otogi's Black Clown store (most of which I can't remember because of a certain troublesome spirit running around in my body), and a large fire. However, there had been one thing that stuck out in my mind, and even after the long hours I had spent mulling over it, the same question still pops into my head on occasion.

Why couldn't it have been me being carried out bridal-style in Jounouchi's arms?

But please don't mind me; I'm just being obsessive again.

Battle City was a pretty normal experience for me too; I'm in control, the spirit is in control, I wake up in some random guy's arms in lots of pain (Jounouchi was very worried about me, which was a bit of a perk), I'm out of control again, I wake up a second time in a random place, extremely confused (on top of a blimp this time and in pain, which was an interesting touch), and then I'm out again for some long period of time. I heard the spirit had lost a shadow game to the new resident psychotic villain, like having the spirit hanging around wasn't enough trouble. Malik, I think it was? Or wait; apparently he had a yami as well, or some strange split personality, something along those lines. Caused quite a bit of havoc. He was defeated before I got up, so it never really interested me too much.

I was, however, lucky enough to catch two of Jounouchi's duels before I lost control of my body, and I have to say, he looked very cool. He won both of them too!

The last event was the most interesting and intense of them all, if you were there. The stupid fat man, Bobasa, kicked me out for having darkness in my soul. Hey, it wasn't my darkness, not really. I'd like to see him try and have his heart weighed when he shares the body with a crazed, homicidal spirit who laughs at others' and his own pain. I still haven't gotten over that.

In the end, everything worked out well. Yugi's spirit, Atemu (The two of them went through all of that trouble to discover a five letter name? If it was my name I was looking for, I'd want a little more for my trouble…like Menkaura or Psusennes! But I guess they had been used on other pharaohs who didn't have crazy hair.), had defeated my spirit, Bakura (who I would claim stole my last name if he wasn't born about 3000 years before me) and we all lived happily ever after.

Well, not exactly.

There was one last ritual Yugi and Atemu had to complete, which led to a tearful farewell, and then we all lived happily ever after... if we were in a fictional world which we aren't, of course.

With the evil spirit gone for good and the great evil defeated, we all went back to our normal lives, struggling to get through the troubles of daily life in Domino City, but I had made a vow to myself.

Now that the Millennium Madness, as I had dubbed it, was over, I, Ryou Bakura, would conquer all obstacles to reach my goal. I would triumph over all others, and overcome my own problematic qualities such as my clumsiness, awkwardness, quiet personality, rather feminine looks and nature, and bashfulness (a long list, unfortunately). I would declare my love for Katsuya Jounouchi to him and the world, and (hopefully) he will reciprocate it. And as I think this, I come to a simple realization…

I don't have a chance in hell.


Why is everything I write so short? ;.;

I dunno, should I continue? I thought it was fun idea to play with. Also, if you think I should continue, you can suggest other pairings if you want. You never know, I might bring someone back if there is enough requests for it.

Please tell me!

Slight editing done: June 24, 2008