(A/N: Hello everyone I'm Dante and this is my first ever fanficion ever so I'm a total noob at writing this stuff but please do be mean if you have do in the reviews, I don't mind criticism. (I get it all the time with my guitar playing) so with out further delay let me leave you be to read.)

(A/N: Because of some radical new ideas I was forced to change the name of my story. It used to be called: New Titan, New Way Of Life, just for all the people who wanted to know).

(A/N: I do not own teen titans although I do own a band called Azarath (guess where I was inspired) since I am the guitarist in it, and some seriously kick ass songs written in this story, so hands off guys).

The Dawn Of Hell, The Day Of The Devil

Chapter 1: Well that was interesting

It was a normal day in Titans Tower… Well as normal as days get inside a 12 Story tall capital T kitted out with enough Tec to make Robo-Cop shit his pants. Raven who has been up since dawn was already on her 3rd cup of Twinings Camomile tea trying to explain to Starfire why today was the perfectly wrong day to "Traverse the mall of shopping in search of earthly female undergarments", in the dining area.

"Starfire listen, we all know I don't do crowds and because a rock group are recording an album in sound control today, a rock group that are world famous, are rock group that are not even allowed to legally drink alcohol yet!" Raven paused as she lost sight of what point she was trying to get across.

"There's definitely gonna be one helluva crowd Star" Finished Cyborg who had been listening to the female titans conversation while cooking a ridiculous amount of bacon and eggs in the kitchen.

"Thank you Cyborg, and that is why Starfire today is definitely not the day to buy underwear from Victoria's secret". The last five words were lowered to a whisper so as Cyborg didn't have a nosebleed.

"But friend Raven, friend Robin has said that he and I will only continue in our sexual relationship if I were to wear such provocative items from the secret of Victoria" Starfire shouted this as if she thought that Raven had just died and only shouting at the top of your lungs would restore her life. And after this statement was introduced Raven felt like dying so that no one could ask her how embarrassed she was. Cyborg who had heard a hell of a lot more than he wanted to began bleeding profusely from his nose all over his breakfast.

Robin as if on cue walked into the kitchen/dining/tv/games/lookout/opps thingy room (hereby known as the main room).

"Hey Star, Raven, Cyborg" said the boy wonder as he greeted his team-mates and hopped over the couch and sat on it turning on the tv and flipping to the news channel. "I wonder if they're at the mall yet?" he thought to himself hoping something this big would be on the news… Or MTV at least.

(A/N: 20 points and a cookie to anyone who guesses correctly what Robin was hoping to see on the news. Post answers in reviews please!)

"Greeting friend Robin, what a glorious day it is to be awake for"

"Hey"

"AWWWWW DAMN MAN LOOK AT MA DAMN EGGS MAN, AND MA BACON THIS IS SO FUCKIN WRONG YO, NOW I GOTTA START ALL OVER AGAIN… DAMN"

Robin turned away from the tv curious as to Cyborgs sudden outbreak of obscene language and obsessive shouting. "Umm… Cyborg what's with you? All's I said was hey"

"Nothin dawg, yanno how I can get over the most important meal of the day" Cyborg sweat dropped as he didn't want to tell his buddy the real reason as to why he got so upset over his food. Cyborg then walked over to the trashcan and put his crimson stained ex-breakfast into it. It was hard to tell from the table but Raven could have sworn she could see a tear in Cyborgs organic eye, But her empathy could definitely pick up traces of sadness from him. Cyborg then began piling on 2 pigs worth of bacon rashers onto a new frying pan (as the other one was covered in blood) and rummaged for some new eggs. Raven could now detect happiness from Cyborg. "Well that was interesting," She said to herself, taking another sip of her tea.

"Please friends where is friend Beast Boy this wondrous morning?" Asked Starfire innocently

" Well Starfire it's 10:17am so he's most likely to be in bed" Replied Raven

"And why would you know where BB is Rae HMMM? Have you checked up on him? Why do you know his daily routine eh? Were you in his room before? Were you in his room last night? Were you in his bed last night?" All of Cyborgs sensors and internal circuits were begging him to stop; even his instincts were saying "Stop this now or you going to die a horrible death" But Cyborg wasn't in control of his actions at this point it was his hormones (A/N: And all us guys know just how evil they can be). Cyborg realising what he had just said braced himself for the worst. But what Cyborg didn't know was that he could never prepare himself for anything Raven threw at him for Ravens mind was far, FAR, FAR too sadistic, twisted and psychotic.

Inside Ravens Mind:

Rage was shouting "KILL HIM, KILL HIM SLOWLY, KILL HIM PAINFULLY, THERE ARE AT LEAST 20 KNIVES IN THAT DRAW, USE THEM YOU STUPID BITCH, DO IT NOW"

Wisdom however was a different story "Now, now Rage violence is never the answer, I say we just give him a friendly warning. Who else agrees with me?"

"I say that we make a voice activated bomb, get raven to attach it to him and the next time he shouts BOOYAH it'll blow-up reducing him to a pile of smoking ash" Suggested Knowledge to a bunch of other Ravens huddled in a circle

"Yeah well I say that we should just beat 10 tonnes of shit outa him" Remarks Brave using her palms to make violent gestures

"Yeah me too!" Shouts another emotion

Wisdom sweat dropped and began to look for Timid

"What about if we cut of his ba-" words were to hard to make out after this point as all the emotions were shouting making suggestions

"KNIVES, SHARP KNIVES, BLUNT ONES, ANY WILL DO, I MUST KILL CCYYYYYBBBOORRGGGG!"

All of the emotions immediately stopped because they realised in unison that Rage was getting stronger

There was an awkward silence for a few seconds.

"Besides Cyborg doesn't have balls the poor bastard" Mentioned Rude

"ALL RIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH!" Shouted Wisdom "Timid wants to say something"

All of the emotions turned to the grey-cloaked Raven and her cheeks began to turn red.

"Its all right dear just speak your mind" Wisdom assured, laughing at the irony of what she just said.

"Well umm… I don't think that…. Cy-Cyborg meant to say those things. I think he was… he was just being Cyborg and he c-cant be punished for tha-that."

"Well done dear" said Wisdom as she patted Timid on the shoulder.

"Yeah I guess so"

"Ok then Timid we wont hurt Cyborg"

Timid nodded her head in recognition

"But that doesn't mean to say we can't have a little fun" Spoke Timid completely out of character, smiling with an evil grin.

"AWWW YEAH girl now your talking" Happy shouted

All of the emotions huddled together again whispering to each other, hell even Wisdom and Rage joined in

"I STILL SAY WE SHOULD USE KNIVES IN SOME WAY" Said Rage clenching her fists.

Inside Titans Tower:

Cyborg whose second attempt at a breakfast was turning into charcoal fast fast, but this didn't really matter, not to the metallic titan, as he was scared for his life. Although the massive group discussion inside Ravens mind seemed to last ages, it took a mere 12 seconds from start to finish in the tower. And those 12 seconds were the most awkward 12 seconds of Cyborgs life. Then Raven simply got up, took her teacup to the sink, placed it into the sink then turned away to face the sliding door walked towards it, stood in front of it and whispered:

"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos"

Cyborgs frying pan then was encased in a black aura then the pan repeatedly struck the hybrid across the face some several hundred times in rapid successions, all the time Cyborg was swearing… or at least trying to swear as he was running around the main room like a headless chicken. Raven had a very sadistic grin plastered on her face as she thought this was quiet funny. When she was happy (F.Y.I: When Cyborgs face was as flat as a pancake and when he had said sorry for the thing he said) she used her telekinetic powers to throw Cyborg out of a window into Jump City Bay. Nuf said.

"For Cyborgs information I said that Beast Boy was most likely to be in bed not that he was in bed, for all I now he could be in the gym working out, I was merely stating the most likely place of Beast Boy's whereabouts at this time in the morning, as for me I'm going to my room to meditate and I do NOT want to be disturbed".

Robin and Starfire said nothing for this entire spectacle and didn't feel like doing saying anything now, so they merely nodded at the same time both with an OO face. As raven walked out of the room robin snapped out of his gormless face thing and said.

"Well that was interesting," Starfire still in her gormless face thing simply nodded again.

(A/N: Well there you have it, my first chapter of my first fanfic, all kinds of reviews are welcome: flames, compliments, suggestions, answers to the (Robin watching news section), and hell just plain and simple reviews. As I would like to know what people think of my writing and how I could improve it or hopefully if it doesn't need improving at all! I will post the winner of my little competition with my second chapter. And don't worry I will get to the main-plot line in the next chapter. I'm just a sucker for long-winded intros.)

Yours Dante Almassy