(A/N: Hello everyone and welcome to the 2nd chapter of my 1st ever FanFic, and as I said I will get to the main storyline in this chapter but it may either be a seriously long one or I'll have the chappie split into to parts, coz I gotta crap load of ideas in my head for this chappie and I don't wanna miss any of them out!)
(A/N: Because I've changed the name of the story I had to delete it from my records but these are the reviews that were posted when it was called: New Titan, New Way Of Life).
Review Reply:
hackaidersniper122: Thanks snipe I'm glad you find my story funny, just make sure you keep reading it!
GoldQuartz: Glad you liked it but the beginnings not over yet! (Muhahahahahahahahaha) (Forget that I wrote the whole evil laugh thing k!)
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(A/N: And now it's time for the winner of Chapter 1's compo, it was for 20 points and a cookie (yay) (In England we call them biscuits, say it with me now bbbiiiissscccuuuiiitttsss, but I thought that it would be easier if I called them cookies because: 1, easier to spell 2, if I didn't call them that then I wouldn't of been able to do my little Mad Mod impression: And just to clarify something no-one has talked like that in England since the 60's k! and 3, It seems that a helluva lot of people on FanFiction are American so ummm…. yeh. And back to the point the winner is drum roll please… (Tumbleweeds pass by and a strong wind blows)
Cyborg: "Do it ya self ya lazy shit, you a drumma aren't ya"
Dante: "Grrrrrrrrr…. I'm a fuckin guitarist not a fuckin drummer; now give me a fuckin drum roll bitch"
Cyborg: "Hell-no fool, I don't know how to play no drums…. Danny!"
Dante: "AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH THAT'S FUCKIN IT CY-BITCH NO-ONE CALLS ME DANNY NO-ONE YOU GOT THAT WHAT RAVEN DID TO YOU IS NOTHIN COMPARED TO WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU"
Cyborg: "Whoa-shit I'm ghost" (Cyborg runs out of my basement, that's where I'm typing this chapter.), (Don't know why. I gotta laptop I can type this anywhere but tha basement helps me think for some reason)
Dante: "Shit where the hell did he go asshole I was gonna get him to do the disclaimer… ah-well I'll just say it, the winner is: hackaidersniper122, since he was the only person who could be bothered to enter, congrats you win.
Kitten: "Hey Robbie-Poo where are yoo?"
Dante: " What the fuck, who the hell are you?"
Kitten: "I'm Kitten, and Cy-jerk told me that my Robbie-Poo was in here, and I'm also taking your bold lettering"
Dante: "Huh…. Oh you're that bitch who's got a moth for a dad, Robin ain't ere bitch now fuck off… Hey wait gimmie ma bolds back!"
Dante snatches his bolds back and tie's kitten to a chair
Dante: "Ahhhh, much better. Now bitch say the fuckin disclaimer or I'll fuck you up" (Holds a rusty, blood stained knife to Kittens chest)
Kitten: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME PLEASE"
Dante: "Pissin hell, just say the damn disclaimer bitch!"
Kitten: "No I won't, besides Cy-jerk told me your name your name and if you stab me then I'll scream it out and the FanFiction community will get you arrested for murder"
Dante: "Oh yeah, then what's my name?"
Kitten: "It's Danny" Kitten has that abnormally huge smug grin on her face at this point
Dante: "RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S IT, BETTER START SCREAMIN MA NAME THEN BITCH"
Dante then goes insane with rage and begins to mutilate Kitten, disfigure Kitten, slice Kitten, dice Kitten, cut up Kitten, rip out vital organs and show them to Kitten for roughly 15 mins.
Kitten will not be cremated, or be buried as the only pieces of her that were found were 2 molars, and a fingernail and no one can be bothered to do anything about it as no one cares. (Yay)
Dante: "Maybe I should have warned her that I DON'T LIKE TO BE CALLED DANNY and anyone who does not want to suffer the same death will NOT CALL ME DANNY k!"
Dante: "Awwww damn now who am I gonna get to do the disclaimer?"… (Once again tumbleweeds pass by and a strong wind blows)
Dante: "Fuck it, I'll just say it. Again!"
(A/N: I do not own teen titans although I do own a band called Azarath (guess where I was inspired) since I am the guitarist in it, and some seriously kick ass songs written in this story, so hands off guys).
The Dawn Of Hell, The Day Of The Devil
Chapter 2: Which Azarath is your Azarath?
Raven walked down the hallway towards her room feeling pretty pleased with herself not even thinking that what she did a few minuets was even the slightest bit overkill. "He got what was coming to him, he should know better than to mess with my emotions". Raven was now in front of her bedroom door, Raven stood their thinking for a few moments, then using the powers she etched "DO NOT DISTURB" into the door and continued to walk down the hallway. As she passed Starfire's room she then started thinking to herself again "But I wonder if Cyborg was just stabbing in the dark or did he know that I was in Beast Boys room last night".
Beast Boy's room wasn't an average bedroom; it was a cross between a Laundromat without washing machines, a toy store without immature pinheaded 7 year olds (A/N: No offence if you're a 7 year old immature pinhead ) and a landfill without the seagulls…usually. In this morning at 10:28 am, Beast Boys room was in an even worse condition than it's supposed to be, for what happened between him and Raven resulted in his room being a little bit more worse for wear (so to speak).
/Flashback\\
It was quiet a comical scene Raven was clinging onto whatever she could grab as she was being dragged from the safety of her room by Beast Boy to his room for a reason he couldn't explain…. Yet!
"Beast boy, I don't want to go into your room it's disgusting!" Raven protested
"Raven, I promise it's in a better state than it usually is" Beast Boy assured
"So what? You've moved one of your dirty jump-suits piles to the other side of the room" Raven shot back, rolling her eyes
"Actually… Yeh! And a whole lot more" Beast Boy grinned that cheeky grin where one of his fangs protrudes from his mouth and changed into a silverback (Or in his case a greenback) gorilla-throwing Raven into his room with all his might, then Beast Boy followed suit.
And there they were inside Beast Boys Immaculate room. (Apart from the slightly cracked window that Raven hit when she was thrown in).
After Raven recovered from her crash into the window she was ready to give Beast Boy the mother of all beat downs, until she realised that the room was sparkling, with cleanliness, there were no items of clothing on the floor, there were no broken toys scattered across the same floor and also the room did not smell like a sewer/dump, nor did she see a single mouldy pizza slice… well she didn't see any pizza's at all.
"What in the name of Azar!" Clearly Raven was astounded.
"Yeah well… I guessed that you would only come in here if it was clean so I umm well cleaned up!" Said Beast Boy sweat dropping, it was also clear that he was nervous.
Raven snapped out of here trance when she realized she was staring at random parts of the room for at least 6 minuets.
"All-right then Beast Boy I'm in here, now what do you want?" It was now clear that Raven was annoyed.
"Well ummm…. See at about lunchtime. Robin, Cyborg and I played truth or dare" Said Beast Boy sheepishly. It was now even clearer that he was nervous.
Raven was massaging her temples with her left palm while she put her hood up with her right. She now new that this could take a while.
"And Cyborg dared me to do something, that if I didn't do by midnight tonight then he would post my initiation on the net as a for-fit, and I'm not gonna let a video of me in a tutu dancing around the tower eating a rubber chicken get on the web got-it!" Beast Boy seemed to be picking up confidence.
"So you figured that if you leave it to literally the last minuet to do it then it would be easier?" said Raven as she glanced over at Beast Boys alarm clock. Raven was no longer annoyed she was instead curious as to what Beast Boy needs to do, and she put her hood down. Raven was right thought it was 11:59pm on a Friday night.
"Ummm…. Yeah, Rae" Beast Boy became nervous again.
There was a awkward silence for a few moments, Raven seemed to be unaware of what Beast Boy was about to do, maybe because she was tired or maybe because she didn't care. Beast Boy however was sweating Bullets.
"Sooooo… what is it Cyborg dared you to do?" Raven was again slightly annoyed at Beast Boy for just staring at her gormless twat.
"Who ever this Azar dude is, please give me strength" Beast boy prayed as he took a deep breath and lunged his hands forward at Raven chest.
"This" And Beast Boy grabbed Raven's breasts and started to… well give them some kind of strange massage, it was now clear that Beast Boy had no idea what he was doing as he didn't plan this far ahead. He just let his hormones take control. (A/N: Bad idea, REALLY bad).
This sensational experience was new to both of the titan's involved, for Raven it seemed like paradise; sure she had her share of sexually related activities (on her own of course), but nothing like this. This was something entirely new. As for Beast Boy well… (A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I want to warn all you Beast Boy groupies reading this, that if you continue to read from this point onward you are going to hate me! ). The poor sap still had no idea what he was doing, there was a small lake forming around his ankles from all the sweat, he had the bone-on to end all bone-ons (A/N: Who could really blame him?) and he was speaking in tongues which sounded suspiciously like: HOMANA, HOMANA, HOMANA, HOMANA, HOMANA, HOMANA, HOMANA, HOMANA, HOMANA, HOMANA, HOMANA etc…
Then Raven overcome by this feeling began trying as hard as she could to prevent moans of pleasure from escaping her mouth, but even with all of her best efforts she couldn't hold back for long. And with that she let out a only just audible "orgasmic moan of delight" (A/N: Starfire's words not mine). Because of this she snapped out of her trance-like state realised just what kind of situation she was in, and began to get pissed (and I mean REALLY pissed) off at the elf that was coming to terms with the exact definition of her young womanly chest, and then she looked Beast Boy square in his two emerald-green eyes with four of her own blood-red ones. Beast Boy stared back then he realised that he was doing this for far too long, and of all things to say why in Azar's name why did he say:
"Uhhhh… Raven. Did…. did you just have an orgasm then?". (A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I hope you lot are having as much fun reading this as I am typing it! also if all you Beast Boy groupies didn't take heed of my warning before, if you read on you are going have disturbing images of Beast Boy suffering, with internal bleeding and seriously deep flesh wounds. Only joking but Beast Boy has practically dug his own grave here.)
"WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY?" (A/N: Man I gotta stop adding these in, anyway can anyone say "RAGE SHALL CONSUME YOU")
The temperature of the room rapidly increased as things started melting and were being set alight by the sheer heat. As Raven cloak, leotard, and boots became an all-to-familiar shade of red
Beast Boy then pissed in his spandex jumpsuit.
"Whoa, crap think of something fast brain I need help" Beast Boy was telling his mind
"Fuck you man, I'm outa ere. You're on your own pal" And with that Beast Boys brain shut down.
"BEAST BOY IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, WHAT I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU WON'T HURT AS MUCH AS IT SHOULD. PROMISE" Raven now looked like pure evil as all recognition of her previous monotonic form was now gone. She was also cackling, 10ft tall and about 3 steps away from Beast Boy did not comfort him in the slightest. And somehow the promise she made him didn't seem at all reassuring.
"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" was all he could make out as his impending doom came one step closer to him. However he did not close his eyes.
"AHHHH TAKING IT LIKE A MAN ARE YOU? VERY BRAVE OF YOU, I'LL BE SURE TO MENTION THAT TO THE UNDERTAKER WHEN YOUR GRAVESTONE GETS ORGINISED, BUT THEN AGAIN YOU MAY NOT DIE. TELL ME BEAST BOY, AS I'M HALF DEMON I DO NOT KNOW BUT DO FULL BLOODED HUMANS NEED INTESTINES TO LIVE, OR A LIVER, OR KIDNEYS, OR A HEART?" Raven took another step.
"Fuck it dude, I'm outa ere too" And with that Beast Boy made a break for the door. Only (of course) to be cut of by a black aura where a passageway to freedom should be that he ran face-first into.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THERE'S NO ESCAPE BEAST BOY, YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT FIASCO, AND YOU'RE GOING TO PAY DEARLY!" She took another step. Tentacles were now flying around the room doing a considerable amount of damage the enclosed space. The evil grin he was all too familiar with was showing on her face.
Since he had made a break for the door, he had made quiet a space between the two of them now he just hoped that Raven only walked one step at a time, so he could have some time to think, ummm… without a brain. Ideas were running in and out of his head a hundred at a time.
"Wait I got it. At least I hope I do." Beast Boy decided on a last-minuet-do-or-die-plan. The "what if you were in my shoe's" speech.
"Alright dude, here goes everything," he whispered to himself.
"Rav---" Beast Boy was cut off
"THESE. ARE. YOUR. LAST. WORDS. BEAST. BOY. MAKE. THEM. A. PRAYER." Raven was licking her lips; walking casually toward the shaking with fear, piss stained, sweaty, green, soon to be eaten alive Beast Boy.
"Raven; wait before you kill me please here me out. Dude what if you were in my position, I know how much you hated the initiation, heh it was as funny as hell but that's not the point. The point is Ra-ven that I know that if Cyborg threatened you by posting your initiation on the web you would do anything to get Cyborg to get off your back right… right? And that is exactly what I've done, I didn't want to do ummm…. what I did "even thought I enjoyed it", "dude! When did you get back", "when I heard you trying to calm her down, thought you might need a little help body", "thanks brain, but no offence shut up dude I'm onna roll here". "But I had to. You understand where I'm comin from, don'tcha Raven…. Don'tcha? Beast Boy knowing that now his fate was in the princess of darkness' hands, he had nothing left to say. Hoping to God-Almighty, Jesus Christ, the Dali Lama, Satan, Azar anyone and everyone that what he had said was enough.
Raven miraculously, some how, some way listened to Beast Boy with intent to take in what he was saying, in hopes that it would amuse her when she's stomping all over his corpse, but it got through to her. She understood what he was saying, and completely agreed with him. She would sooner let her father use her as a portal again then to let the entire world see her wearing pink, eating rubber, and even worse dancing, and even more worse than that WEARING PINK!
"Your right" proclaimed Raven, Turing back to normal (A/N: Define normal) no more evil smirk, no more red robes (they were replaced by blue ones), her leotard turned black again, her eyes turned back to their beautiful self's again (giant violet orbs), the two extra eyes vanished, she returned to her normal stature, her tentacles disappeared and she… well she was monotone again and I think that's as normal as Raven can get. Beast Boy's jaw dropped into the next floor down.
"WHAT! I am? I mean it worked? I mean yo-" He was cut off
"Beast Boy shut up before I get angry again!" Raven exclaimed giving Beast Boy "the shut-up now look".
"Right got it Rae" Beast Boy agreed
Raven gave him another look but this one looked more violent than the last
"Got it Raven," said Beast Boy giving Raven his patented cheeky grin.
"So---- does this mean I'm off the hook?" Beast Boy asked
"Maybe" Raven then walked up and stood right in front of Beast Boy, and gave him a grin that looked like the time when she played "stankball" right after she had given Beast Boy a hug. Then out of no-where she grabbed his balls and started to crush them with all her might.
"Maybe not" the stankball grin remained on her face.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SHHHIIIT, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OHHHHHHH FUUCKIN HELLLL, AHHHHHH RAVEENNN AHHHHHH, PLEASE, PLEEEASE STOP" (A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Poor Beast Boy I feel his pain, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
"Let me think about that…. No!" And with that she began to throw Beast Boy around his room, breaking and smashing everything inside it. But never did she once let go of his balls!
/End Flashback\\
Beast Boy was lying on his bottom bunk seeing as Raven ripped the top one of while she was in full throttle demon mode, rubbing his balls hoping that if he did it for a 259th the pain would go away. It didn't.
"Well I guess I got what was coming to me. I touch Ravens privates, she touches mine. Ahhhh I never would of guessed that this hurts as much as it does thought".
Beast Boy, not moving his body, lifted his head up to, for the first time, survey the damage that has been done to his room.
"Haha, I only just fuckin cleaned this room dude, now I gotta buy a whole new one"
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"Azar knows how Robin, Starfire and Cyborg managed to sleep through last night. They've all got to be really heavy sleepers, or they've totally sound proofed their walls" Said Raven to herself as she approached Beast Boys door, and knocked on it.
"Who is it?" Beast Boy asked from the other side of said door.
"It's me" Raven said monotonous.
"Raven?" Beast Boy asked, truly he had no idea who it was, he was concentrating too much on the pain he was feeling.
"No it's Diamond Dallas Page" Said Raven sarcastically (A/N: Time for another competition. This one should be a lot harder so it'll be for 50 points and 2 cookies! Ready: Who is Diamond Dallas Page? Post answers in yours reviews please).
"Yep that's definitely Raven" he said to himself "it's open!" He shouted.
"Hey Beast Boy" said Raven letting her self into the room and sitting next to him on his bunk-less bed.
"Hey" He didn't feel much like talking, or at least that was the vibe he wanted to give off.
Raven almost giggled (almost), she could tell how much pain he was in after all she dealt said pain. And this made her laugh? Yes she truly was a psychopathic, homicidal, maniac whose lust for causing people serious bodily harm had finally been pleased (for now!). Raven decided to poke a little fun, while she was enjoying this. She swung her legs back and forth with her arms placed at her sides holding onto the bed for stability.
"So. How are you feeling" Raven asked sincerely
"Like a million bucks Raven, why would you ask?" the sarcasm in this remark nearly caused a landslide in raven mind, as the emotion sarcasm (A/N: Yes I do know that sarcasm is not an emotion but I thought that because Raven is a natural at it, she should have a sarcastic emotion). Said "by, Jove I think he's finally got it hurray" well, sarcastically.
"You know you might want to be more sarcastic, it might make your jokes laughable" Raven spoke looking down at her boots.
"You think?" said Beast Boy totally perky, blowing his cover.
"Ah-ha gotcha" Raven said smiling at him, this smile was honest and sincere these were the smiles that Beast Boy loved.
"Damn blew it, well to be honest with ya Rae I'm in serious pain. Even worse when than time I changed into a woodlouse and Cyborg stepped on me."
"Don't you dare say that you didn't deserve it" Said Raven folding her arms
"I wasn't going to, I was gonna ask if were cool?" Beast Boy now raising his hopes high
"Well you dragged me away from my bedroom to feel me up, give me a breast massage and make me orgasm all for some stupid game of truth or dare". Said Raven counting the points off on her fingers
"Uh-huh" was all Beast Boy said
"Then I got my revenge by scaring you half-to-death, threatening to eat you, destroying your room, cutting off the circulation to your genitals, and throwing you around the room like a rag doll, causing said genitals great pain." Counting off the points again. "Yeah, I'd say were even". Giving Beast Boy another one of her loving, caring smiles.
"Hahahahaha, and you say you don't do funny. God that was rich." Beast boy was gripping his sides as he fell on the floor completely ignoring the pain in his thrill zone (A/N: Couldn't think of anything else to type. Sorry).
"People are always funnier when they don't try to be, Beast Boy" Stated Raven matter-o-factly.
"Yeah whatever, listen since were cool an all I was thinking that you could come with me and Robin, Starfire, Cyborg to the mall I got us meet and greets for the Azarath thing goin on in the mall today, but I haven't told them yet, Robins gonna loose his mind he love's listening to Azarath."
"I don't need a "meet and greet" to get to Azarath Beast Boy, all's I need is a spell, some incense from Azar's chamber and clarity of thought" Argued Raven, clearly she had no idea what Beast Boy was talking about, well in her defence neither does anyone else most of the time.
"Huh, what are you on? I'm talking about the band Raven hello—o" Beast Boy was waving his hands around like humming bird on the floor, he was obviously surprised at Raven for she didn't know who Azarath were.
"And I'm talking about my birthplace, the sacred mystical plain, the burial ground of the greatest minds in the cosmos, the place I called home for the first 13 years of my life. Azarath".
"So that's where you came from, you never did tell me that yanno".
"You never told me about your past either".
"Yeah well, maybe I'll tell you some day. My past is complicated" Beast boy began reminiscing back to when he was a child living in Africa. Those were some bad memories.
Raven sensed that something was wrong here and decided not to push him into telling her things he didn't want to talk about. Beast Boy then broke the silence.
"So you wanna come with, to tell the others?" he asked
"Actually yes I do, I want to find out why they called themselves Azarath". Raven truthfully replied, totally ignoring the fact that earlier she said that she wouldn't even dream about going to the mall today.
"Awesome, Rae. But could you help me up it hurts more if I move my abdomen". Beast Boy proclaimed
"Beast Boy I'm willing to bet that don't even know what an abdomen is". Raven got up and looked at the mess she made.
"As for this mess well, I guess I'll clean it up for you, at least one good thing came out of Malchior. He did teach me some useful spells" and with that she held her hands out at 10 and 2 o'clock and said:
"Remenstat, Halsbrenone, Malacante"
And after a flash of bright light, the room was restored to its once again immaculate state.
"Say Raven. Don't you have healing powers?" asked Beast boy wiggling his eyebrows
"Oh-no this is a lesson you're going to learn the hard way Beast Boy," said Raven folding her arms
"What? To never sexually harass Raven? Don't worry I've learnt that lesson" Said Beast Boy folding his arms to mock Raven.
"Maybe, but I still want to make you suffer". Then it came without warning Beast Boy only had a split second re-act, but he was too late, Raven had swung her right leg back and swung it forward with all of the dark empathic titans might, catching Beast Boy between the legs. Keeling over in pain, he couldn't do anything because well… he was in way too much pain he couldn't even scream.
"HAHAHAHA now that's funny, well Beast Boy I'll see you at breakfast" and with that Raven then began to make her way to main room.
Beast Boy was left alone with his thoughts. "God damn that girls sexy", "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOO WAY TOO MUCH PAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", "wait dude, did I just think that's Raven sexy?", "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW", "Course you did I mean come on dude, how can you not like her she has the looks, the smarts, the charms, she's totally dark and mysterious even after like 3 years of being around her you only just found out where she was bourn you still got tonnes more stuff to find out", " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THAT BITCH I SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL HER IF I GET BALL CANCER", "hold up, I only like her as a friend. I mean sure I've had a couple a crushes on her in the past years but their just crushes they come and go, see shut up brain I can get along fine without you, so stop putting weird crap into my head", "okay I won't but you might wanna go down to breakfast and make your announcement soon before some random robbery happens at a bank or what ever".
And with that Beast Boy struggled to his feet and made his way to the main room.
In the main room Robin was watching JCNR (Jump City News Round) again to see if Azarath had been spotted in the mall yet. When you think about it, it was actually pretty lame for a news station to report on a rock band but Azarath were world famous and their still only teenagers, this was quiet an achievement in the books of many people. Starfire was playing with Silky, her beloved pet silkworm whom she seemed to love very much as she was now hugging the daylight out of it. (A/N: Is Silky male or female? I honestly don't have a clue). But Starfire hugged to hard and silky shot upwards out of the Tamerainian (A/N: Is this how you spell it?) princess's arms. Cyborg had just finished his 3rd attempt at his "bacon n eggs" breakfast and was starving as the swim back to Titans Tower really got his hunger going. He was walking with his plate, to the dining table and sat down. With his knife and fork in hand he was ready to unleash the fury that was "Cyborg man-handling his breakfast". When everyone's favourite zorka-berry eating, spawn of killer moth, titan pet numero uno, Silky landed right next to Cyborgs plate and somehow managed to beat him to the punch, as the silk-worm swallowed the meal whole and burped straight in Cyborgs face, this did not please the metallic titan one bit as his body started to turn red with anger.
"Star. You got about 3 seconds to get silky outa my sight before I eat it" Cyborg was now really pissed as this was the 3rd time today he was denied his morning meal. Starfire who responded to Cyborgs threat instantly flew over to the table, took Silky and flew back to where she once was in a matter of milliseconds.
"Ah well like they say. If at first you don't succeed." And with that he walked back into the kitchen area to make his breakfast again.
"Friend Cyborg, I am certain that friend Silky was indeed sorry for ingesting your "fast-break". Said Starfire apologetically.
"1, It's called break-fast Star, and 2, it's all right I don't mind cooking, but I'm as sure as hell am really damn hungry" Cyborg assured.
Raven walked into the main room and began looking for Starfire.
"Hello friend Raven, it is glorious to see you again this morning" Raven had now found her
"Hey Starfire" and Raven walked over to her. As she walked past the kitchen, Raven said
"Hey Cyborg"
Cyborg cringed and barely spoke back "Hey Raven" he said quietly.
"Starfire listen, I've changed my mind about the mall I will go, but were all going to meet some people before we both go Victoria's Secret ok"
Robin overheard this and blushed furiously as he knew why the girls were going to that store, but he was curious who were they going to meet? He didn't dare do anything, as his blush will show so he stayed where he was, watching the news.
"Thank you friend Raven, but please who are we going to meet?" Starfire was also curious
"Beast boy's going to tell you in a few minuets" Raven answered
"And where is friend Beast Boy?" Starfire asked
Then suddenly, all manner of alarms went off. Lights flashing red, high pitched screams from the speaker system, fog machines (A/N: Don't ask) started to cover the floor in grey smoke, shutters formed over the windows, strobe light shone in 360 motions, etc. Then a voice came booming over ahead, it was familiar, it was slightly annoying, it didn't sound mature, and so it had to be Beast Boys:
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DUDES AND DUDETS, I BEAST BOY HAVE SCORED THE ONLY TICKETS THAT WERE AVAILABLE TO GO SEE ONE OF THE GREATEST ROCK BANDS TODAY, A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPOTUINTY TO TALK TO THE MEMBERS UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL, TODAY DUDES WE ARE GOING TO MEET THE ONE, THE ONLY AZARATH". The alarms, lights, and effects faded and Beast Boy appeared in the middle of the main room with a microphone in his left hand.
Now the remaining four Titans all had completely different reactions to Beast Boys speech. Robin couldn't believe what he heard, and despite his persona to all ways stay cool and act like it isn't that big of a deal, He charged straight for Beast Boy armed, not with his bo-staff or assorted effect disks but with a plethora of questions. He grabbed Beast Boy and in a matter of 3 seconds he managed to say:
"What did you say?", "Are you serious?", "When did you get the passes?", "Why didn't you tell me?", "When do we have to leave?", "Do we have to go to the mall?", "Who else has a pass?", "Do we have to take stuff to be autographed?", "Why aren't we leaving?".
"Whoa dude chill out, heh I told Raven you'd love this, anyways recording takes ages so we can leave at any time k" Robin then let go Beast Boy to get his breath back.
Raven wasn't really bothered about the news, as she knew it was coming, Starfire wasn't really paying attention to anything as she and Silky were having too much fun trying to eat the fog that was now slowly disappearing, and Cyborg… Well Cyborg shit his pants when the first ear splitting alarm went off, causing his arms to jerk up into the air at incredible speeds, in one of his arms was a frying pan that did contain his 4th attempt at a breakfast. This attempt was now stuck to the ceiling as the velocity of Cyborgs arm movements caused a sucking effect on the foods. In short they weren't coming down for a long time! Because of this Cyborg began to cry in chibi mode as water flooded everywhere.
"All right yo, that's it. I'm done with cooking today ya'll. I'll just have pop tarts," Cyborg stated disappointedly. Sulking as he grabbed a box of pop tarts and stuffed 2 into the toaster.
"Yo dudes. We can go now if you want to" Exclaimed Beast Boy.
And after Cyborg had eaten his pop tarts, the titans left their home for the mall.
(A/N: Whew… This one's a long chapter like I said, don't forget even if you glance over the page please review it, it'll really mean a lot! Anyway don't forget also to post your answers for this chapters compo, I'm actually thinking of doing one for every chapter anyways hope ya'll enjoyed there a hell of a lot more to come!).
Yours Dante Almassy
