Hey! It's Yuko here again! This is just a thank you to all of my reviewers; you really help me want to write more! I have received many watermelons and other assorted foods as rewards for writing this and bribes to update faster, I think I'm getting fat… oh well, who cares? Sorry I took so long updating, I've had a lot of bad stuff to deal with right now. Lastly, 'Witch of Darkness' had a good point in her review. I was planning on making Riza and Roy more comfortable with each other sooner, but I've been having a hard time, so I'll try to work on that harder. Well, on with the story!

Disclaimer: I live a pathetic life writing pathetic fan fiction to fill my insane obsessions. I, of course, am far too insane to own any anime, if you haven't noticed yet, so move along.

"Wait… you're telling me that all of yesterday I spent with a certifiably insane homunculus who was only imitating you?" Roy said, trying to take in everything Riza had explained about the day before.

"Well, yes I guess," Riza said nervously.

"Oh god, I can't believe it… I kissed a man!" Roy yelled, running into his bathroom. There was a pause, before Mustang could be heard frantically brushing his teeth. It was several minuets before he finally emerged, smelling strongly of spearmint.

"But more importantly, what did you talk about to the imitation me all of yesterday, did you say anything important?" Riza asked.

"Hmm… well, I talked a bit about the murder that we're investigating right now, but we know almost nothing on it, so I couldn't say anything that might have been important if I had wanted to," Roy said, a look of deep concentration crossing his face.

"The only other military related thing we talked about that I can think of is the fake you asked, so I told him were Fullmetal is looking for the philosopher's stone now," Roy finished.

"Oh crap, we've got to call Ed and warn him the homunculi know were he is," Riza said, getting up and darting towards the phone. Picking it up, she began to dial the number of the military base when suddenly Roy grabbed the phone and hung it up.

"Riza, calm down. First of all, the homunculi need Ed to get the philosopher's stone, they aren't going to hurt him or anything. Secondly, I don't think you should go around telling everyone what happened. By the sound of him, I don't think Envy would be very happy if you told anyone about your encounter with him," Mustang said, grabbing Riza's shoulders and pulling her in front of him so that he could look directly into her amber eyes.

Riza had decided not to mention Envy's threat in her explanation of the previous day's events, she wasn't sure why. All she knew was that she didn't want Roy to worry anymore; she just wished that none of this had happened.

She was so confused, she didn't know what to tell him, she couldn't think of whether to tell him about it or not. She just wanted to be with him, to feel his warmth, and the secure feeling it brought her. Before she could say anything at all, she was caught in a kiss.

Roy slipped his arm around her waist, pulling her closer. Riza backed away, her lips leaving his. "Roy, what will I do? We have to do something about all of this," Riza said, trying to remove his hand from her waist to no avail.

"You're so uptight. I'm telling you, if you tell Ed you'll be in trouble, and he doesn't need to know anyways. Riza, I cant let you get hurt, you haven't even let me see you naked yet," Roy said in a slightly perverse, yet caring none the less voice.

Riza was still worried, but what Roy said did make some sense. The best thing she could do right now was to not worry, which she was finding increasingly difficult. The fact that Roy was now necking her didn't help calm her nerves either.

"Just relax, it's not healthy to be so stressed" Roy whispered into her ear, feeling her muscles tense. Lying down on his couch, Roy once again locked lips with Riza, feeling heat rise up her face. He began unbuttoning her blouse, his tongue slipping into her mouth.

'Tastes minty fresh,' Riza noted, recalling him feverishly brushing his teeth moments before. Lost in thoughts of toothpaste and other minty substances, it took Riza a moment to realize what the cause of the wonderful sensation she felt in her lower midriff was. Roy had removed his tongue from her mouth, and was now sucking on one of her breasts. Riza gasped, her mind fogged in passion. She couldn't think, she just wanted to feel more of him, for him to feel more of her. Taking sharp intakes of breath, she cried out as Roy squeezed her breast with one hand, sucking the other meanwhile. Riza felt him start to pull down her skirt. It wasn't right, they had to stop. Riza tried to bring herself to say something, but her throat was oddly mute. It took her several tries before she managed to yell "Stop!" and push Roy off of her.

Roy was astounded by her sudden outburst for a moment, then seemed to recover from his momentary shock. "Riza, what's wrong? If we're moving too fast you just had to say something…" he said, but was cut off by her.

"No, nothing like that," Riza said, buttoning her shirt back up "It's just that right now, it's, well… it's, let say, my time of the month." Riza could feel the blood rushing to her face, as she quickly said the last bit of her sentence, looking away from Roy.

"Oh, well, uh, that's okay. We can wait," Roy replied, equally embarrassed to be discussing such a topic. They sat there on the couch for a few moments longer in awkward silence, before Riza got up.

"I think I'll make some tea," she stated before walking hurriedly towards the kitchen in a would-be-calm state.

A/N Dun dun dun! You can just feel the sexual tension filling the air. Minty fresh, I had to add that… tell me what you think, I'm not very good at romance. I tried organizing the paragraphs better in this chapter after much encouragement on the matter, tell me what you think. Also, I'm going on vacation, so I won't be back for a bit less than a week. And on a final note, this chapter is dedicated to a great friend of mine who just passed away. You always were available to share a good laugh with Shawn, RIP. Well, until then, ja ne! Finished this chapter at 11:46 pm, I need to get a life…