A/N Does anyone read these anymore? Oh well. Thanks for the reviews, they really make me want to write more, quite inspirational. Not much happens in this chapter other than slightly perverted Roy, but please read it, I've gone over it many times. Well, here you go!

Disclaimer: I do not own it. Go away. –sulks-

Riza set down Black Hayate as she walked inside. Roy's house was just like she remembered, quite large, but cozy and well furnished nonetheless. Hayate ran around her legs yipping and barking excitedly, as Roy hauled in her suitcase, filled to bursting. Riza walked in his kitchen, intent on making some tea to calm her nerves.

Once in the kitchen, she put the kettle on the stove, and filled Black Hayate's bowl with dog food. Riza didn't know why she was taking this so calmly; she should be freaking out right about now. Perhaps it was that Roy was making a real commitment to her by doing this, it was a surprising sign of affection, and she was reassured by it that she really meant a lot to him, not that she had doubted him.

Riza poured the boiling water into a teapot, added a couple tea bags, and, grabbing two mugs, brought it all out into the living room.

"Roy, I've got tea," Riza said, looking around for him. A moment later, his head appeared, closely followed by the rest of him, in the doorway to his bedroom upstairs. He walked downstairs, and sat down on a cushy chair in front of the fireplace. Riza sat down next to him, and grabbed a cup of tea, as Black Hayate jumped up on her lap.

"Hmm, what do you want for dinner? I usually just order out," Roy said, taking a sip of tea and sputtering as the scalding liquid met his lips.

"You go out to eat every night?" Riza asked, "How eccentric can you be?"

"Hey, if you're going to take that attitude, I'll just choose what to eat without your opinion," Roy said defensively.

"I'm sorry, how about pizza?" Riza asked, pondering his situation.

"Alright, sounds good, does Hawaiian sound good?" Roy said, picking up the phone. Riza nodded her head in ascent, as Roy dialed a number he obviously had down by heart. Riza thought about it a bit longer, waiting for Roy to hang up the phone.

"It should be here in about half of an hour, hope you're not to hungry," Roy said, placing his phone back on his receiver. "Why're you staring at me like that?"

"Hmm, if you get restaurant food every night, why aren't you fat?" asked Riza, looking up and down his slim, muscular body.

"What? I guess it's because I run away from Hughes all day during work, not to mention the occasional required training session," Roy answered.

"Right. When will Fullmetal be getting back?"

"Oh, he called, sounds like it should be just a few more days, you know how he is."

Riza smiled, Ed had always felt a bit like family to her. They continued talking until the pizza came, both relieved at the ease with which they could chat with each other. They ate in silence for a while, both deep in their thoughts.

"Hmm, I never would have thought it, but wine does go well with pizza," Riza said, taking a sip of the blood red liquid, "Do you drink with every meal?"

"Most, but not stuff like sushi," Roy said, taking a bite of cheese, "You do not want to what that tastes like."

Riza laughed, finishing her pizza. "Wow, already 10:00. We'd better get to bed, we both have work tomorrow," Riza said, glancing at the clock.

"Guess so," Roy said, also looking at the clock.

They brushed their teeth and both got into bed… the same bed.

"Roy, stop it, we have to get up early tomorrow," Riza said, giggling as Roy fondled her breasts. Roy merely squished them, massaging the soft flesh. "Roy, stop," she said again, somewhat more seriously.

A minute later, Riza had grabbed the guns from her bedside table. "I said, we have work tomorrow," she said, pointing them straight between Mustang's eyes.

"I'll stop, I'll stop!" Roy said exasperatedly, taking a mental note to take Riza's guns as far away from the bed as possible the next chance he got. Riza smiled, as though to say 'just kidding, it's against my morals to kill someone without any means of self defense in the dark,' and set her guns back down. Lying down next to Roy once again, she breathed in the smell of his cologne. He put his arms around her middle and hugged her close, as she began to fall asleep…

"One more move like that and you're dead!" Riza said annoyedly at Roy's latest attempts to grope her, "it must be midnight by now, and the reason I came here was to get some sleep!"

"Oh, but I'm not tired," whined Roy "what's wrong with having a bit of fun?"

"Roy, it's my time of the month anyways, so just go to sleep! And I've got another half a week left, so keep control over yourself!" Riza yelled, lying back down, her eyes heavy. She would be wide-awake and arguing full force with Roy's perverse attitude, but she had lost too much sleep over the past weeks to really care. Roy once again, seeming to have decided that this was a worthy reason to stop for now, held Riza around the middle, and finally went to sleep.

"Roy get up, we're going to be late!" Riza yelled the next morning, throwing on her coat and pulling on all of the buttons frantically.

"What? My alarm hasn't gone off yet, let me sleep," Roy said, taking one look at his clock and then pulling the thick blankets over his head.

"What! When is that alarm set for?" Riza yelled, rather hysteric.

"9:30"

"Work starts at eight!"

Riza ran into Roy's kitchen and emerged, moments later, carrying a large bucket. "Don't make me do this Roy," she said, setting it down next to the bed. Hearing no response, Riza dumped the contents of the bucket over Roy with a satisfying result. The ice water had made Roy immediately jump up, swearing with all of his might. "Get this on!" Riza said, throwing him his uniform, and rocking forwards and backwards on the balls of her feet anxiously. It was going to be a long day.

A/N I'll try to make the next chapter a bit more interesting, mind you almost none of this was planned. Two nice long updates one right after the other… I spoil you. Well, I must go treat the blisters on my feet from kendo right now, I'll write more soon! As always, please review!