Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki
This story was co-authored by Fenjienren and bakazaruaddict! This chat between Hakkai, Sanzo, and Goku are based off of real chatting events! This is what happens when Sanzo, Hakkai, and Goku chat online.
Saiyuki online chatting
Sanzo has joined the conference
Hakkai has joined the conference
Goku has joined the conference
Sanzo: Tch. how old are you, Hakkai?
Goku: HI! I'm 518! or 18 if you prefer!
Hakkai: greetings!
Goku: -giggles-
Hakkai: 15
Sanzo: oh..
Goku: Im the youngest! yay!
Sanzo: you're a girl, right?
Sanzo: you're our baby, Goku!
Hakkai: YES!
Goku: yay!
Hakkaii: You're the baby of the group!
Hakkai: YAY!
Hakkai: For once, I'm not the youngest
Goku: Hahaha!
Sanzo: ha ha ha
Hakkai: Aw man, it's like nine pm over here
Hakkai: phhhht
Goku: really?
Hakkai: ya
Sanzo: ha ha
Goku: it's 12:00pm here
Goku: ryt?
Hakkai: WOW!
Sanzo: yeah.
Sanzo: there.. i'm in..
Hakkai: I stayed up until five am yesterday, I was over at a sleepover, that's when I changed my profile and everything cause their computer is better than mine.
Sanzo: oh..
Hakkai: And my friend Kaze and I are writing a story about how we get stuck in the Saiyuki world. And I get to kiss Goku on the cheek.
Hakkai: O.o
Sanzo: no! O.o
Sanzo: you can't do that!
Goku: Goku's... MINE!
Hakkai: Sorry
Sanzo: YOU CAN'T KISS GOKU!
Goku: O.o
Sanzo: NO!
Hakkai: It was a brotherly kiss
Sanzo: HE'S MINE!
Goku: MINE!
Hakkai: I kiss myself.
Sanzo: he's still mine.
Goku: MINE!
Sanzo: hey!
Goku: MINE!
Hakkkai: OK! STOP!
Goku: GOKU'SMINE!
Hakkai: hee hee
Sanzo: O.o
Goku: O.o
Sanzo: GOKU's MINE!
Hakkai: you guys are cute
Sanzo: THEY'RE ALL MINE!
Sanzo:))
Hakkai: Goku, is himself
Sanzo: O.o
Hakkai: There, I said it, he belongs to himself
Sanzo: hey, He's right!
Sanzo:D
Goku: And I'm Goku!
Goku:D
Sanzo: i'm sanzo!
Sanzo: that why I own goku!
Hakkai: I'm HAKKAI!
Sanzo:D
Sanzo: where's your hakuryu!
Hakkai: Um...he's asleep
Goku: and i own sanzo then!
Sanzo: oh..
Sanzo: no, I own you!
Sanzo: nobody owns me!
Sanzo: ha ha ha ha
Goku: Hakkai! you have a portable jeep!
Sanzo: Ha ha ha ha ha
Hakkai: YAY!
Sanzo: yeah
Goku: i own you!
Hakkai: I can't drive yet
Goku: I can!
Hakuryu: Cheep!
Goku: haraheta...
Hakkai: Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door
Goku:...huh...?
Hakkai: Sorry, random quote
Sanzo: HA HA HA!
Goku: Ok!
Sanzo: XD
Hakkai: LOL
Hakkai: LMFAO!
Hakkai: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sanzo: can I have hakuryu?
Hakkai: No, he mine
Hakkai: sorry
Sanzo: i've read a trivia that hakuryu should've been my pet and not yours...
Sanzo: so, he's mine!
Sanzo: he's mine!
Sanzo: MINE!
Sanzo: MINE!
Hakkai: Wait, where's Gojyo? changes subject Doo doo doo doo doo
Hakkai: Sanzo's gone mad. whispered
Sanzo: right, where the hell is that ero kappa?
Sanzo: I'm not!
Sanzo: hakuryu's mine.
Hakkai: Ha ha and no
Hakuryuu: kyuu kYU Kyuuu KYuu kyuu KYuuuU KYUUUUU kYUU! (translation: hello!)
Sanzo: i can prove it to you guys
Sanzo: shows them picture of him in the driver's seat
Hakkai: Shoot me.
Sanzo: laughs
Sanzo: BANG!
Sanzo:
Sanzo:P
Sanzo: BABABABANG!
Hakkai: KABLOOEY! shoots ki beam
Goku: Ha ha ha ha!
Sanzo: I cast a spell on you hakkai! CAST MAGIC!
Sanzo: KABOOM!
Goku: I eat you all!
Goku: I EAT YOU AAAAAAAAAALL!
Hakkai: now now Goku!
Sanzo: O.o
Sanzo: ah!
Sanzo: I HAVE MY FAN RIGHT NOW!
Sanzo: don't you touch me!
Hakkai: MONKEY GONE MAD! PRIEST GONE MAD!
Sanzo: i'm warning you!
Sanzo: Ha
Sanzo: ch
Hakkai: takes his fan whacks Sanzo with it
Goku: hides behind hakkai
Sanzo: hey!
Hakkai: THERE! YOUR OWN MEDICINE!
Hakkai: There there Goku. pats his head
Sanzo: what the
Sanzo: grrr...
Goku: purrs
Sanzo: takes out a cigarette and smokes
Sanzo: damn saru.
Hakkai: no smoking
Hakkai: starts laughing
Sanzo: says who?
Sanzo: smoke smoke
Hakkai: Says your mom. starts laughing again
Goku: rubs tummy SANZOOOO... HAKKAAAAIIIIII... HARAHETA!
Sanzo: feh!
Sanzo: yurasai!
Hakkai: Here. gives him meatbun
Sanzo: hey, did you know that my waistline is only 22! (sanzo's waist line)
Goku: takes it
Sanzo:P
Goku: really? I'm 24!
Sanzo: continued smoking
Sanzo:...:P
Sanzo: i'm sexy..
Goku: I'm...
Hakkai Sanzo just stuck his tongue out and said he's sexy! WOW!
Sanzo: HA HA HA!
Sanzo: you guys are driving me mad.
Sanzo:D
Hakkai: You drive me madder
Sanzo: O.o
Sanzo: ...
Goku: And you drive me hungrier!
Hakkai: Sanzo's crazy, huh?
Hakkai: YESH!
Sanzo:...
Goku: I'll eat you all!
Sanzo: yurasai, baka saru!
Goku: rawr!
Sanzo: get off me!
Hakkaii: I'll juts leave you guys stranded here
Hakkai: just
Gojyo has just joined the conference
Sanzo: Feh.
Hakkai: punches Gojyo
Snazo: check it out...I OWN HAKURYU
Hakkai: NO YOU DON'T! whacks Sanzo
Sanzo: 5/02-08/2004: Didja know that when Minekura-sensei first created Saiyuki, as a doujinshi in 1995, she originally had Sanzo in the driver's seat for the journey West? (Between that and a sketchbook piece she did for a fan in June 1995, maybe in that embryonic stage she was considering giving Sanzo the relationship with Jeep that ultimately went to Hakkai...?)
Sanzo: hey!
Sanzo: what the hell!
Hakkai: What the h-hell?
Goku: something's wrong with the comp...
Sanzo: now, give me jeep
Sanzo: no, my computer's just fine..
Hakkai: NOPE! runs off with jeep
Sanzo: give me that!
Hakkai: NO!
Sanzo: jeep is mine!
Hakkai: NO!
Goku: Umm...
Sanzo: feh!
Hakkai: FEH!
Goku: i'll be back...
Sanzo: oh, sure..
Goku: I'll restart the computer...
Hakkai: kk
Sanzo:...
Goku: something is wrong...
Hakkai: kk
Sanzo: turns to Hakkai
Goku:brb!
Sanzo: give me jeep.
Goku has left the conference.
Hakkai: NEVER!
Sanzo: give him back
Hakkai: NO!
Sanzo: give it..
Hakkai: NO!
Sanzo: give it back
Hakkaii: IT MIN!
SAnzo: give it back!
Hakkai: MINE!
Hakkai: NO!
Sanzo: he's mine, (((!
Hakkai: NO! YOU BUDHIST!
Sanzo: i told you, give him back!
Hakkai: NEVER!
Sanzo: grrr
Hakkai: bursts out laughing JEEP IS MINE! JEEP IS MINE!
Sanzo: grr...
Hakkai: NEENER NEENER NEENER! NEENER NEENER NEENER!
Sanzo: i told you, he's mione
Sanzo: mine!
Hakkai: NO!
sanzo: ch
Hakkai: TCH!
Sanzo: grrrr...
Hakkai: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Sanzo: the hell!
Hakkai: THE HELL OF WHAT!
Sanzo: grunts away
Sanzo: nothing
Hakkai: Ok...I'm calmed down...
Sanzo: started smoking
Jeep: Kyu!
Sanzo: ch.
Hakkai: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Hakkai: Ahem
Sanzo: --;
Sanzo: continued smoking
Hakkai: goes back
Hakkai: That was nice.
Sanzo: he's mine.
Sanzo: bua ha ha
Hakkai: NO!
Sanzo: what?
Hakkai: runs away with Jeep again
Sanzo: ...:
Hakkai: NO!
Sanzo: O.o
Hakkai: keeps on running NO!
Sanzo: i'm not gonna' stealing jeep...
Sanzo: he's yours..
Sanzo: sigh..
Hakkai: NO! runs into Sanzo
Sanzoi: i'm still sexy..
Hakkai: No you're not, I am!
Hakkai: smiles
Sanzo: my waist line is 22, yours is 24.. so I'm sexier than you.
Sanzo: and I have more fans that you.
Hakkai: I HAVE MORE MUSCLE THAN YOU!
Sanzo: grr..
Hakkai: WANNA FIGHT! I CAN USE CHI! CHICKS DIG CHI!
Sanzo: i still have more fans than you
Hakkai: NU UH!
Sanzo: go ahead..
Sanzo: started chanting the maten sutra
Sanzo: bring it on!
Hakkai: BRING IT ONNER!
Hakkai: ok, that didn't make sense
Sanzo:...
Sanzo: geez, i forgot my line.
Sanzo:...
Sanzo: what the hell was my line again?
Sanzo: ba.. ma...
Sanzo: um..
Hakkai: GEEZ SANZO! YOU'RE NAME SHOULD BE IMAI THEN LAST NAME DIOT! IMAIDIOT!
Sanzo: jyo..
Sanzo: jyu..
Sanzo: ah...
Sanzo: ...
Sanzo: bah!
Hakkai: MAKAI TENJOU!
Sanzo: right!
Hakkai: HA HA HA HA! runs away
Sanzo: come back here!
Hakkai: NEVER!
Goku has joined the conference.
Goku: hello!
Sanzo: saru's back
Sanzo: hey, saru
Goku: yay!
Sanzo: hakkai's making fun of me
Hakkai: YOU'LL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH SANZO!
Goku: missed me?
sanzo: bite him
Sanzo:
Goku: wow...
Hakkai: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Sanzo: my god, i thought you were hakkai.
Goku: you guys are close friends now!
Sanzo:...
Hakkai: I know
Sanzo: well..
Goku:...
Sanzo: ...
Hakkai: He loves me!
Sanzo: i just forgot my line and he called me idiot, bite him, saru!
Sanzo: he's hurting my feelings, dammit!
Hakkai: NO! HE INSULTED ME! IDIOT!
Goku: I'll eat you!
Sanzo: eat him!
Goku: I'll eat both of you!
Hakkai: Gojyo: I'll eat everyone!
Sanzo: no!
Hakkai: SHUT UP!
Hakkai: I HATE PEAS!
Goku: I hate celery!
Sanzo: eat or die! takes out his gun
Hakkai: I HATE PICKLES!
Goku: I'd rather die...
Sanzo: I love yakiosba with mayonnaise..
Hakkai: PICKLES ARE ON THE ENGAWA!
Sanzo:...
Sanzo: i hate all of you
Hakkai: I hate you too Sanzo
Hakkai: Jk
Hakkai: I don't
Sanzo:...
Hakkai: I love you Sanzo
Sanzo:D
Hakka: PUTO!
Goku: I love all of you! -huggles-
Goku: wow!
Sanzo: you know puto?
Hakkai: I love you too! huggles
Sanzo: O.o
Goku: you know that?
Hakkai:YEAH! I LOVE IT!
Sanzo: what the?
Hakkai: IT'S SOOO GOOD!
Sanzo: oh..
Sanzo: i have one right now..
Sanzo:...
Goku: You have puto in america?
Sanzo: and i'm eating it...
Sanzo: maybe..
Sanzo: or maybe not.
Goku: I want a pork bun!
Sanzo:))
Hakkai: I WANT A MEAT BUN AND A VEGETABLE BUN!
Sanzo: here, eat this! randomly fires his gun
Goku: laughs
Hakkai: I HAVE A GUN TOO! grabs machine gun shoots everywhere
Sanzo: BANG! BANG! BANG!
Sanzo: jesus!
Hakkai: BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Goku: I have a big mouth! I'll eat you all!
Hakkai: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Sanzo: don't eat me, baka saru!
Hakkai: EAT HIM! HE'S MEAN TO YOU!
Sanzo: don't!
Hakkai: DO!
Goku: I'm full...
Sanzo: flashes his golden annex card
Hakkai: sweatdrop
Sanzo: if you eat hakkai, I'll buy all the food you hell ask!
Goku: Besides, both of you does not taste good...
Sanzo: hey, i taste good/
Goku: NO you don't
Hakkai: Yeah, he tastes good!
Sanzo: youkais wouldn't run after me if I don't
Hakkai: I don't!
Sanzo: yes, i do.
Hakkai: Just not in that sense. Bite him
Sanzo: ...
Sanzo:don't bite me, saru!
Goku: Umm...
Sanzo: pushes him away
Goku: runs away
Sanzo: don't!
Hakkai: DO IT AND I'LL LET YOU DRIVE THE JEEP!
Sanzo: hey, where the hell are you going?
Goku: YOU GUYS ARE FREAKING ME OUT!
Sanzo: HA!
Sanzo: shut up! shouts at goku
Goku: hides behind Gojyo
Hakkaii: runs after him I'M THE NICE WHAT!
Gojyo: What?
Sanzo: yeah.. what?
Hakkai: jumps on Sanzo GRRRR!
Sanzo: hell, where the hell is my harisen? it's missing inside my robe... XD
Goku: Gojyoooooo! they're freaking me out!
Hakkai: I HAVE IT! BUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Sanzo: who's tsuki?
Gojyo: So?
Hakkai: Sorry, mistake
Sanzo: ack!
Hakkai: I meant to put Gojyo
Sanzo: XD
Hakkai: DIE SANZO!
Sanzo: wahT?
Gojyo: You're a good guy Hakkai
Hakkai: Oh, yeah. Ok, hi Sanzo
Sanzo: shut up and die!
Sanzo: ...
Hakkai: SHUT UP! attacks him again
Goku: wahhh!
Sanzo: surprise.
Sanzo: ack!
Goku: You guys are weird! you're freaking me out!
Gojyo: It's ok. That's usually us
Sanzo: fires his gun at hakkai
Sanzo: shut up, saru and help me!
Hakkai: GRRR!
To be continued... This conversation has been brought to you by bakazaruaddict, Ashler, and Fenjienren
