The Clash

Dale, dressed up as Darth Vader, hid in the bushes. As he breathed he sounded like Darth. "Impressive." he sneered. He got in the van and drove back to his house. He saw Nancy and after he stopped, he ran to her. He went in and sure enough she saw him.

At first, she screamed. "Get away from me you sick bastard!" "I have come back to you my love." Dale said but his voice sounded like Darth Vader's voice. "Whatever you are, just don't hurt me." Nancy replied. "You can take whatever you want just don't hurt me." she added. "I want you." Dale/Darth replied. She felt very scared and ran to the basement and locked herself in. As Dale arrived, he tried to open the door, but it was no use. "I'll be back." he stated.

As he left, Nancy kept herself safe and sighed in relief. Dale ran to his van and took the suit off. "I can't believe she got scared of me." he said. "I like you." he sneered at his new Vader suit. "I'll be back for you soon." He got back in dressed in his casual clothes but they were black (including his cap). He went to the basement. Since the door was locked, he knocked gently. "Who is it?" Nancy asked. "It's me Nancy." Dale replied. Nancy ran to him and hugged him tight.

"I was so scared." "Why?" Dale asked. "There was this ugly guy in a Darth Vader suit and he wanted me." she replied. "Ain't that weird." Dale added. "Hank told me terrible things." she added. "What things?" "He said that you turned crazy and hurt all the workers at Strickland." "Ah, Cotton must be manipulating him in order to turn you against me." he sneered. "But Hank cares about us." "Really." "He knows about the dreams you have sug." "He and Cotton want to help you." Dale looked at her menacingly.

"Dale, all I want is your love." "I do love you, but I am on the verge of having a new power." Dale replied. "Come away with me, help me raise our children and leave this nightmare of yours behind while you still can."

"Don't you see, we don't have to hide anymore. I have brought peace to Arlen. I am more powerful than anything. And together you and I will rule the world and make things the way we want them to be." Dale stated. "You have really gone crazy." "I don't want to hear about Hank or my friends. They/the Jedi turned against me. Don't you turn against me!" Dale ordered. "Dale you get out of here. Go and put yourself together. You're really acting strange." "Because of Hank." "Because of what you've done, what you plan to do." she implied. Just then, Dale saw Cotton standing by.

"He's with you! You sent him here to kill me!" Dale shouted as he shoved and locked Nancy in the basement. She begged him to let her out, but he put an extra lock on the door. "You bastard. You turned her against me!" Dale said angrily. "You did that yourself you big dummy." Cotton replied. "You have really pissed me off." Dale added. "Take this club." Cotton caught the club and held it like a sword. Dale got his blue club and did the same.

Then they fought like maniacs. They swung at each other violently. "Not bad for an old moron." Dale said sarcastically. "You hit like a sissy boy. The 50 men I killed can do better than this." Cotton replied. Then they kept at it. When they reached Hank's house, Dale broke the glass door with his glove. Just as Hank and his family arrived, Hank saw the fight. "Bobby, Peggy hide." he ordered. He went to Dale's van and found the suit. Peggy and Bobby went inside and Dale knocked off Cotton's golf club off his hands. "Get in the rooms you snobs." Dale ordered. Peggy went in to hit him but knocked her out with the club. "Now go."

Meanwhile, Hank went in Dale's house and heard Nancy screaming. "Nancy, are you alright?" Hank asked. "I am. But Dale has gone completely insane." "Don't worry, I'll save him." Hank stated. He took a crowbar and broke the door knob. Nancy hugged him. "Thanks sug." "Your welcome. Now let's save Dale." Hank inteposed.

Dale ran to the van and got his Vader suit on again. Hank and Nancy arrived back at the house and Hank untied Cotton. "Gribble has really gone off the deep end." Cotton stated. "Take the golf club and knock some sense into him boy." Cotton added as he gave the golf club to Hank. Hank took it and looked for Dale.

"Dale, get your ass over here." "Dale is gone. Now there is only me." Dale said in his Darth Vader suit. "You are going to get the biggest ass kicking of a lifetime." "We'll see." Dale replied. They fought. Hank took advantage and kept pushing Dale back as he swung. Dale then escaped and pushed Hank back. They made their way inside and they reached Hank's bedroom. "Give up you ugly jackass." "Never!" Then Dale hit Hank really hard and knocked his glasses off and broke them. "Those were 200 dollar eyeglasses you idiot!" Hank shouted. "I warned you. I warned Hank. Now you will feel the wrath of Gribble." Then Hank barely saw the buttons on Dale's suit. Out of desparation, Hank went under the club and pressed all the buttons and as a result, Dale was gasping for air.

Hank ripped the mask off and eventually took the suit off. By then, Dale was unconscious. Hank carried him and laid him on his bed. Nancy and the others stared at him. Nancy took off Dale's sunglasses and said, "I'll watch over him." Then Hank and his family went home.

Nancy held Dale and kissed him. It was morning and Dale woke up and noticed that Nancy was with him. "Nancy, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." he cried as hugged and held her. "It's all right sug. I'm here now." she replied. "By the way, Hank and the others are okay and they decided that we all should stay home and relax." she added. "Good. Good." "I just hope the baby isn't hurt." "Nah, its alright now lets rest." "I can agree to that." Dale replied.