Neon Genesis Evangelion Reborn

After the events of Third Impact, the world and everyone in it was reborn. With no memories of a life before this one, everyone just goes through day by day. But when two children happen upon a very serious secret, they're on the run for their lives? Who can save them? It's the wonderful Misato to the rescue!

Partially inspired by the alternate universe in Episode 26, mostly from my own imagination. And a warning now:Some of the characters areOOC. But it all goes along with the story and all.

I do not, have not, nor doubt I ever will own NGE, it's characters, or anything else from Gainax. However I do own my own original idea.

Rating is for language and future violence.

Everyone nearby, both on school grounds and off, turned to see the cause of the commotion and soon everyone was laughing. Shinji was the first to realize it this time. He clutched his head in pain, wondering what ungodly pain-causing source had hit him. He heard laughter all around him, and it only fueled the hurt. Oh god. Did he get hit by a car or a bus? Is that why it hurt so bad? Had someone thrown something at him? Was he going to survive? What about the other guys? Did they make it? Or did they get hurt to?

He finally opened his eyes and looked around. He happened to catch sight of something and realized it was Toji. He seemed equally dazed and confused. He continued looking around and saw that his friendwas lying on top on Hikari's stomach. Luckily it wasn't a suggestive position. Hikari was slowly coming to as Toji was slowly trying to regain enough strength to get off of her. He breathed a sigh of relief for his friend.

And that's when he realized something. Wasn't the ground supposed to be kind of hard? Well actually really hard? So why didn't it feel that hard at the moment? He slowly looked down in front of him.

Straight in the fires of hell itself. Well, in this case, into the eyes of a very furious Asuka Langley Soryu who was, thankfully, still dazed and unaware of the sitaution. An already very angry one. Too terrified to move or even breath, he silently prayed, begged, and pleaded, to any and every god that he could think of at the moment, whether real or fiction, that she would remain dazed. At least long enough for him to figure out a solution to this problem.

He quickly did a rationalization of the damage to come in his mind. Well, so okay, evidently it was his fault. He must have ended up running into her. He slammed into her and she was the one that landed hard on the concrete, hitting her head hard enough to knock her out. He winced a bit. Okay that's one strike. Nothing to bad. He could handle that. That was alright. She'd just be a little sore for a while and he'd be in a lot of pain for a long while. That was all. And then he realized exactly how he had landed. His hands were on her chest, and they were laying in a very compromising position. He was starting to worry a little bit there. How could he get out of this one safely? So that was strike two. He waited for the final death blowing fact to appear. He sighed in relief. Okay so that's all. At least he'd still make it home in one piece.

"Man, I feel so sorry for you. I will greatly miss you." Shinji looked over at Toji curiously, wondering why he had made that comment. He and Hikari both had looks of worry and possibly fear on their faces, as they still remained on the ground. Why? Evidently they had come out of that without too much damage. And that's when he realized that the laughing had stopped. And a few cameras had suddenly appeared. He tried to analyze that in his head. And in one horrifying gut-wretching moment, he knew what it was. Slowly, trying not to look too much, and once again praying, begging, and pleading that he was wrong, he slowly looked down and completely paled.

Forget it, he wouldn't be going home tonight. He wasn't even going to make it to class. His life as he knew it was over. The compromising situation they were in had left her in an even more vulnerable state. And now the entire school, as well as many passerbys were all getting a very good shot (and several photographs) of the panties of the most popular girl at school. Strike three. And as if of cue, a groan escaped the red-head. He looked down in horror, trembling, with only one thought on his mind. Shit.

Asuka wasn't faring much better. Her entire body ached and her head felt like it was about to explode. Damn, what hit me? Oh right, those stupid idiots. She slowly opened her eyes and saw the boy trembling like a terrified lamb. "Shinji..." she said sweetly, with a friendly smile.

"Y...yes?"

Her smiled widened, until suddenly, "GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!" She shoved him backwards so hard he seriously thought he was going to land in the classroom. Well at least that was over. A shriek interrupted the silence. He looked back over and paled again. He had been so worried about being killed that he hadn't ever thought to think about where his other best friend was. And his heart immediately went out to the poor guy. While Shinji and Toji had had the unfortunate luck on landing on top of the girls, poor Kensuke had somehow ended up underneath them. And Asuka had just realized why all the guys were so happy. Lucky Kensuke had also had an very upclose personal view.

Well at least Shinji wouldn't be the only one dying today. There was a bam as his best friend landed next to him. The poor guy was still dazed and had no idea what had happened. Shinji looked at him sympathetically and then turned back to the disaster scene. Uh oh, Asuka was about to live up to her infamous nickname. Unfortunately Shinji was still within firing distance. He was trapped in the danger zone. He backed up quickly, hands in the air as a sign of surrender. Unfortunately, she either didn't know what his signal meant or she just really didn't care. He was pretty sure it was the latter. Which meant it was all over. He was going to die. His tombstone would read, "Killed in action before school. No remains were available." The entire school yard was about to witness the death of Shinji Ikari.

Asuka grabbed Hikari's bag, as that was the closest thing she could reach, and chucked it over at him. Shinji didn't even have enough time to duck before he was decked and down. "PERVERTS!" Asuka looked ready to do even more damage.

"It...it wa...was...an...an acc...accident! I swear." He didn't care what anyone thought about a fourteen year old boy cowering for his life in front of a girl like a complete pansy. At desperate times like this, your reputation didn't matter. After all, what good would one do when you were dead? And right before the final blow could be dealt, salvation occured. And Shinji realized that someone wanted to keep him around after all.

"Ikari! Suzuhara! Horaki! Aida! Soryu! You are all late again! You know what that means. You'll be doing a lot of cleanup after school!" Shinji had to keep from running over to the teacher and showing his gratitude. He was just seconds away from hugging his now favorite teacher and thank him for saving his life. He would do clean up for a year as long as he could live. Asuka shot him another deadly glare.

"Man, I need to be late more often. Who knew you all could be this entertaining?" The blue-haired girl wasn't even trying to hide her laughter.

"Ayanami! You will be joining them as well."

It was going to be a very long day.

Aw, haha, poor Shinji's in for it now. Can he actually survive the school day? Will Asuka actually kill him? Could she actually kill him? (well we all know the answer to that is yes, but that's beside the point)

Oh, and another character introduced next chapter. Can you guess who it is?