Neon Genesis Evangelion Reborn

After the events of Third Impact, the world and everyone in it was reborn. With no memories of a life before this one, everyone just goes through day by day. But when two children end up getting involved in something,who can save them? It's the wonderful Misato to the rescue!

Partially inspired by the alternate universe in Episode 26, mostly from my own imagination. And a warning now: Some of the characters are very OOC. But it all goes along with the story and all. Meaning, I don't want to hear about how Rei isn't acting like herself. Remember they were all reborn and living in different situations, so there are some changes!

I do not, have not, nor doubt I ever will own NGE, it's characters, or anything else from Gainax. However I do own my own original idea.

Rating is for language and future violence.

I know it's been a while, but I've been busy. I've planned the entire (well almost the entire) story out, and I've already typed up about half. So hopefully it will start to make more sense.

Ch 4 - Hit and Run

After what seemed like an eternity, they were finally done. The boys took out one final bag of garbage and then walked back into the classroom. Hikari and Asuka were silently cleaning the board. And, as usual, Ayanami was doing nothing, but watching them. No doubt trying to see how long it took before they snapped at her.

Shinji sighed, and walked over to the desks, doing what should have been Rei's job. "Honestly, Ayanami, it wouldn't kill you to help at least once." Or at least stop instigating it.

She simply laughed, "But it's so much more fun to see what your she-wolf and her puppy sidekick can do." For some strange reason, Rei didn't call Asuka by her popular hated nickname. She always preferred to use canine references. She was referred as either his girlfriend or his psycho she-wolf. Of course Shinji knew why she did it, but it still wasn't right. And one of these days it would get very very ugly. He just never expected it to happen anytime soon.

And yet, as soon as he was done thinking that very thought, something went sailing through the air, literally whizzing right past his head. And hit the front of Rei's shirt, and bounced off, landing in her lap. "SORYU!" she leaped up, shaking the eraser, "What's the meaning of this?"

Asuka didn't even try to hide her triumphant smirk, as she answered sweetly, "Oh, I just thought you could use a good brushing off. But, oops, I didn't realize that one still had chalk dust on it."

"I just washed these yesterday!" Shinji looked over at the others who were busy laughing as she stormed out. "Nice one, Asuka," Kensuke was actually congratulating the very being he was terrified of. Shinji shook his head. On the one hand, at least she wouldn't kill him now, right?

Meanwhile on the other side of town, was the home of the marvelous, well-deserving, highly-decorated person. The captain was taking a well deserved nap that one deserved after everything that- Okay that's going to far. That's not even a nap, she's straight up drunk. Anyways, she still deserves it, after all she has one of the best teams in the entire area. There hasn't ever been a crime that they haven't solved and brought the perpetrator in. Well actually, no her team has never lost a case. However, she's never solved one by herself. Yes, she greatly believes in teamwork. Stand around drinking, and trying to look important while the rest of your team does all the work. Yep, that's a well deserving woman, and she was- oh look, now she's snoring... Anyways...

The woman in question was passed out on the couch, snoring, loudly, with a beer in her hand. She was so out of it that she didn't even remember that important meeting she had to go to. And just as she was enjoying her nap, the phone rang. It took her a few minutes, but she woke up and gave the phone an evil glare. How dare it ring right now? Didn't the person on the other end realize that she was taking a nice long deserving nap? Finally, realizing it wasn't going to stop just because she wanted it to, she managed to walk over and pick it up. "Uh... Hello?" And immediately wished she hadn't when she heard the voice on the other end. Ryoji Kaji. Most thought of him as just the ex boyfriend and biggest mistake of her life.

However that wasn't how she viewed him at all. He was the very bane of her existence. And no matter how times she told him off or what she did, he seemed to always find her again. He was part of the reason she had never solved a case herself. He was always finding good ones for her to deal with. And they were good, until she found out at the end that it was all a misunderstanding, and she now looked very stupid. She wasn't in the mood to deal with him. She barely heard him droning on and on, and looked down at the paper. "Oh, look the new commander is in town this week." It took about 5 minutes. "Oh, shit! I was supposed to meet him." She turned back to the phone and started to tell him goodbye but then decided against it and slammed the phone down. She was supposed to be there over an hour ago, and she still needed to get a bath.

So, Shinji's luck had seemed to turn. After her display with Rei, Asuka was very pleased with herself. He thought he might actually live through the night after all. The entire way home he hadn't even gotten a single glare from her. He breathed out in relief. Toji and Kensuke were both congratulating him on being able to survive. She was too busy talking to Hikari to pay him any attention.

"So, mama said that I could go this weeked. I'm so excited!"

Risking his life, Shinji's curiousity got the better of him, "Go where?" When she turned to him, he thought he was going to get decked again. Instead she had a big grin on, "We're going to a big shopping district. They're brand new and very exclusive, but mama still got me in."

"Heh, shopping. What a girlie thing." The one that silenced Toji this time wasn't Asuka, but Hikari. After whacking him on the head, she turned and growled at him, "What did you say?"

He stammered, "Er, I hope you have lots of fun with the red dev- er Asuka this weekend?" She let go of his shirt and stepped back, "I thought so."

The others just watched the exchange between the stooge and his girlfriend. "She has got him so trained," Asuka blinked in surprise.

"Yeah, I'll sa-" Shinji didn't to finish, because as they stepped out into the quiet street, a loud squeal caught their attention. All five looked behind them is surprise to see a dark blue car heading towards them at a fast speed. Realizing it wasn't going to stop, even at the crosswalk, the kids all leaped to the side just in time to advoid getting hit. The driver saw them and swore, "What the- damn kids," trying to swerve out of the way. Right as the car skidded onto the sidewalk, the window slowly rolled down.

The kids had all landed in a pile on top of each other. Asuka rubbed her head, leaped up and yelled at the car, "You crazy idiot! Learn to drive! You almost killed us!"

The dark haired woman behind the window was wearing sunglasses, "That's your own problem. Get out of my way, and you won't have to worry about it."

"WHAT! You almost ran us over! You should be pulled off the street!" The captain growled at the girl's response. She didn't have time for this. Unfortunately the others decided to join in as well.

"She's right. You could have seriously hurt someone. You really should be more careful." Shinji always had to take the peaceful approach to everything. Asuka stopped her ranting and turned to him with an annoyed look. He really needs to grow a backbone.

Toji shook his fist, "We could have you arrested for that you know! It's against the law to kill innocents."

"Yeah. And attempting to purposely run someone over is a major felony." Kensuke wasn't as loud as Toji, but even he wasn't a pansy like Shinji.

Even Hikari joined in, "We weren't doing anything. You were speeding and almost ran over us! You could get in big trouble."

The driver just smirked, "Damn kids. You're all just a bunch of pains in the ass. No one cares what you think."

"WHAT!" Asuka ran over to the window shaking her fist, "Shut up. Before you regret it! You old hag!" Asuka was attempting to leap through the window and strangle the other woman. In one quick fluid movement, the three boys leaped at her and tried to pull her back. Toji and Kensuke each held one of her arms, and poor Shinji was in front of her. Unable to do anything else, the angry german gritted her teeth.

The older woman rolled her eyes, "Little girls should be off playing with their dollies and dressing up. Not getting in other people's ways." Now the boys had trouble holding her back. When she got angry, she could probably move mountains.

"Not now. Ugh, calm down, Asuka." Shinji was trying his hardest to keep her back, but that was turning into a problem as she had finally broken free.

The driver started to roll up her window, "Yes, listen to your little friends and go back home and play with your dollies and makeup. Let the real women handle the world." Even as she drove off, Asuka suddenly got a burst of energy and stormed after the car, yelling and cursing at the top of her lungs. Poor Shinji had been run over by her and the two other guys as they chased her down. Once again they each grabbed her arms and tried to pull her back. She snarled, "Bitch!"

Shinji was finally able to get up and sighed as he watched the commotion. He was going to need a lot of medical attention when he finally got home. How was he going to explain all the bruises and aches in his body? He sighed and suddenly got powed. He fell back, clutching his face, "Owww. What the hell was that for?"

Asuka stood there with her hands on her hips, "A few things. One, for still not growing a backbone, Two, for getting in my way. Three, I still owe you for this morning. And four, for not letting me deal with that hag the way I needed to."

"Wha? Hey! I'm not the only one who did that!"

"Hmmm? Oh, right." And suddenly Toji and Kensuke were also beamed down by her offending schoolbag. Hikari got down to help Toji up, "Are you alright? She didn't really mean it."

"Yes I did." Asuka ignored the glare her friend shot her, as she tended to his wounds.

"Aww, yuck." Kensuke looked away in disgust.

"I'll say." The red head looked at her friend curiously, "Just what the hell do you see in that stupid jock anyways?" Shinji shook his head as they reached his house. They all walked in and he yelled, "I'm home."

"Yes, dear, and I see that your friends are here as well." His mother's voice flowed from the kitchen as she walked out.

Hikari smiled, "Shinji, where's your medical kit?" She was still rubbing the bruise on Toji's arm.

"Oh it's not that bad. He's faking it." Asuka grumbled under her breath.

Yui Ikari smiled, "I'll get it." She walked out a few minutes later, coming back with the first aid kit. Hikari pulled out bandages, ointments, painkillers, and other things as she nursed Toji's wounds. Shinji's mom looked down at him in worry, "Oh, my. What happened? Did you get hit by a car or attacked by something?"

"You could call it that." He responded under his breath, until Hikari pinched him and shot him a glare. He immediately shut up. Then the older woman noticed how all the boys looked like they were in terrible condtion, "Oh, dear. You all need taken care of."

"They're all just a bunch of whiny whimps." Asuka stood with her hands on her hips as his mom started tending to the boy's wounds.

Next time: Shinji starts having weird dreams that he can't explain. What could they mean? Will the captain ever make it to her meeting in time? And without killing anyone?