Disclaimer: if you didn't read chapter one's disclaimer I suggest you read that!

A/N I know this is in script form and so I do not care about the rules! Constructive criticism will be taken in affect… anything else then you're on your own! I'm also really sorry at how long it's been since I last updated! But now we finally have chapter 3!

Lily: What was that?

Malfoy: Ummmm… nothing…

Harry: You're in love with James Potter!

Lily: who the hell is James Potter?

Harry: Oh! Ummmm… he kinda looks like my identical twin but with brown eyes.

Lily: Damn! I've got good taste!

James: cooing You know you do baby!

Lily: giggles

Harry: Hazza!

Ron: That means they'll get together riiiiiiiight?

Hermione: I think so…

Malfoy: This is seriously stuffed up!

Hermione: Wait what if she gets her memory back?

Harry: TO LATE NOW!

Lucius: looking at Draco You look a lot like me… are you my son as well?

Malfoy: Ummmmm… something like that!

Lucius: Who is my wife?

Malfoy: I don't want to disturb the future 'cause it's already disturbed.

Lucius: Awwwwwwwwwww…

James: wait a minute… didn't you just obliviate her? Why did you do that for? Don't you think she can fall in love with me without your help?

Everyone: Ummmmmmmm…

Harry: (punches James in the head so he knocks out)

James: (huge thud is heard as he hits the ground)

Malfoy: First you obliviate your mother, then you knock out your father, what are you gonna do next?

A/N sorry for the short chapter people but it's a good hanging point. And don't worry the next chapter will come up if I get some good reviews! Just click the button and off you go with typing and tada! A review!