Now that Gaara thought about it, when Naruto said "that means I get some of yours!" Gaara should have automatically transferred that into normal people speech. Which would mean it meant "you're going to be buying me ten bowls of ramen." And so, Gaara was indeed stuck buying the blonde bowl after bowl of ramen. Gaara hard barely been able to eat, seeing as every time he got a new bowl, he'd get two chopsticks full into his mouth and then Naruto would grab the bowl and scarf down the rest. Gaara was getting a little annoyed. Sasuke, meanwhile, was just glaring at the two of them. Gaara was at least happy about that.
"Ne, Naruto…" Gaara heard Sasuke say after Naruto finished his thirteenth bowl of ramen. Gaara narrowed his eyes and listened intently to what the Uchiha had to say.
"What Sasuke-teme?" Naruto asked in reply.
"Want to train?" Sasuke asked. Gaara glared. It may be training, but it meant that the Uchiha would get time alone with his Naruto damn it. And Gaara wasn't about to give the Uchiha any time alone with his little Naru-chan while he was still in this village. But before Gaara could tell the Uchiha to fuck off, Naruto spoke up.
"Sorry Sasuke, but since Gaara's only going to be here for a few days, I thought I'd spend his free time with him," Naruto replied, a big smile on his face. Gaara felt like jumping for joy. Outwardly he smirked at the Uchiha. Sasuke scowled.
"Why the hell would you want to hang around him," Sasuke asked. Naruto raised an eyebrow and looked at Gaara for a moment before turning back to Sasuke.
"Because Gaara's just like me," Naruto said, giving Sasuke Gai and Lee's patented "good guy" pose. "And because he's my friend who I hardly get to see."
Sasuke just snorted at Naruto's reply.
"Fine then," Sasuke said and placed money on the counter. "I'm out of here."
Sasuke and Gaara shared a final glare before the raven haired boy left in a swirl of leaves. Gaara turned back to Naruto a small smirk adorning his face.
"What're you smiling about?" Naruto asked, being totally oblivious to everything around him and the heated glares exchanged between his two friends.
"Nothing," Gaara said cryptically and smirked wider at Naruto. Naruto was decidedly creeped out.
"Uh… okay then…" he said a little uneasily. Gaara chuckled at Naruto's plight, and Naruto pouted.
Awww… he's so cute when his bottom lip is pushed out in a pout like that, Gaara thought to himself, nearly drooling at the sight, but he held himself together, his face blank to the world.
"So what're we going to do Gaara?" Naruto asked after he finished his fifteenth bowl of ramen, apparently full finally. "You've got me all to yourself."
Gaara's mind went blank with those words, going off to "happy Gaara land" where naughty things happen all the time. Never had Gaara's imagination gone as wild as it did right then. It was as the magic words were spoken and his true perverse nature was brought forth. Images flooded his mind of all the things he could do with his little Naru-chan. Bondage was always fun, but you couldn't count out the food fetish Gaara had seemed to pick up somewhere along the way, or the classic "I'm going to shove you up against a wall and molest you."
Naruto meanwhile, in the real world, was starting to get worried about Gaara. His friend was staring off into space and drooling, and there was a suspicious trickle of blood starting to come from his nose.
"Gaara?" the blonde asked cautiously, poking the red head. Gaara immediately snapped out of it and wiped at his mouth and nose.
"Yeah?" he asked monotonously. Naruto just narrowed his eyes suspiciously.
"You wanna watch a movie at my place or something?" Naruto asked, back to his chipper self. Gaara nearly went to "happy Gaara land" again.
"Sure," he managed to say as coolly as he could.