A Story of The Random By: Rekaina-sama (Oh yeah and, funny thing, Fu-ebi means: Wind shrimp, she needs to get her translations right now doesn't she)
We left our hero's, if you can call them that, off when they were about to show who the mysterious person-who-stole-free-cable-then-had-to-take-a-giant-shit was, anyways…
…They skipped along the lane merrily until… (Oops, wrong story… --')
So they took off the hood revealing it was… (Drum roll!)…you know I just realized that I haven't explained the confusing plot of this story and how it at all fits into the Naruto story line, two words "extra" and "episode", anyways…A SCARECROW (With a note stuck to the face) The note read:
"hA TrICked U"
"…All that for a stinkin' scarecrow in a hood, I am soooooooooo pissed off. Do you think it could be Kakashi because, his name means scarecrow, and in on episode 101 he used a scarecrow to trick Sakura into thinking he was standing in front of the KIA memorial when it was her turn spying on him when her, Naruto and Sasuke where trying to find out what Kakashi looked like without the mask on but they failed in the end…sorta because all that was there was another mask?" Kiyoto asked, then immediately fell on the floor unconscious because of lack of air
"…maybe" Fu said to no one since the person who had asked the question was now unable to hear or talk anymore, at the moment at least
After about 7 seconds Kiyoto awoke and screamed: "NO, evil scarecrow that won't shut up"
"…wait, you said it had to be a genin because the ninja would have been able to escape from two girls who aren't even ninja?" Fu said acting like her friend hadn't passed out
Kiyoto stared at Fu blankly "I just passed out…and you're acting like it is a normal occurrence…I hate you so much" Kiyoto said, her voice rising with anger every word
"You went unconscious?" Fu said stupidly Kiyoto whacked her forehead and mumbled a "Never mind"
"Could you answer my question then?" Fu said in a giddy way
"Okay…well, the ninja did technically get away since he used a replacement jutsu to escape and we didn't even notice until he got away" Kiyoto drawled in a very annoyed tone
"He", what do you mean "he"?" Fu asked tilting her head and emitting a hollow headed personality to all who had witnessed the event
"The voice was obviously male you dipstick…" Kiyoto said getting to a point where she had to smack her friend, "Wait…where is the ninja anyway?"
"… o.O' right…very original, dipstick" Fu said," and, I don't know"
"Come on!" Kiyoto yelled running out the store door and setting off the alarm at the same time, ooh multitasking
"Excuse me miss come back here" the overly cheerful but now crazy angry cashier said grabbing her by her collar and back into the store, "I believe you have taken something from our store you dirty little thief!"
"You jerk! I stole nothing" Kiyoto said angrily
"Sure, you dirty Asian!" The cashier said cruelly
Kiyoto glared at him and forgot any thought about catching the ninja and replaced it with one thought…KILL THE CASHIER WHO MOCKED HIS OWN ANCESTRY (he was Asian too, weird ass teenager)
It started simply enough, a swift kick in the place that hurt a man the most…his stomach! Where else does it hurt that much…? Oh…right…THE FACE! (Fu: -whispers in friend's ear- Kiyoto: Oh…right, there…) -Insert pointless violence-
(while you're waiting I must put in an interruption in the story
I have a friend name Bob
Bob likes to poke things
Bob has a knife in his hand
…oh wait a minute there Bob!
Oh shit I am so…
He poked me.
Now back to your regular programming, er, story)
The two girls walked out with "free" items in hand leaving the steaming pile of what was left of the cashier.
"So where is the ninja?" Fu asked looking around
"Not here, anymore at least" Kiyoto shrugged while looking through her bag of stuff
"Do you think it was alright to take all of this stuff?"
"Do you think I care?" Kiyoto said in a matter of fact way
"No…but I do" Fu said pouting
"Whatever lets just look for the ninja…" Kiyoto said walking away with a kunai in hand (that was what she was looking for in her bag)
Suddenly a rather exhausted looking Sakura jumped out of a bush and practically died in front of them, though she did not die she simply went unconscious and was having trouble making her heart and lungs work properly, in other words, she is dying not dead…wait…
"Think she's dead?" Fu said scared
"I dunno, poke her with a stick and find out" Kiyoto said holding out a stick
"You are such a bitch!"
"Thank you, I know!" Kiyoto said happily
"Grr" Fu said warningly, "I am going to kill you!" From her clueless angelic appearance she changed to a rather demonic (but still stupid looking) appearance
"…oh shit…" Kiyoto said calmly, but that didn't mean she didn't feel like shitting herself from fear, she just chose not to show it, much like Shino.
"I will kill you insolent peon and wipe you off the face of the earth like a…like a wipe-able icky thing!" She said in a deep voice which wasn't to affective since she needs to learn how to speak properly or, at least, read a dictionary
"Nice comeback…somehow, I'm not scared…as much" Kiyoto said hiding behind a tree
"I will destroy you, weak human!" She said menacingly
"That one was scary but you are a human to…" Kiyoto pointed out
"SHUT UP! You're ruining my persona of evil…"
"Persona"? So you're faking it?" Kiyoto said stepping out from behind the tree
"…perhaps?" Fu said slowly shrinking back to normal size and losing her demonic looks
"…so…is she dead now! Kiyoto said hopefully
"Damn it! I was trying to save her life and you distracted me! I knew your stupid attitude would kill someone someday!"
"The longer you stand there bad mouthing me the less chance she has of surviving you know…" Kiyoto said pulling out a violin from practically nowhere
"…God damn it!" Fu said turning to Sakura and started to think of what to do
As Fu thought Kiyoto played a sad tune to go along with the moment. Suddenly the same monkey in a tutu came along, (Ha, you actually thought it died from a simple fax machine! Monkeys are all powerful and can never die! Okay, that was a lie but a monkey in a tutu can never die!) and threw a piece of shit right beside Sakura's head, and one on her head.
Sakura awoke immediately after smelling the stench from the monkey feces and she got up ran in a circle screaming and then ran in to a tree and went unconscious than awoke once more from the smell again and repeated over and over again, she probably has a concussion now, huh?
"… well then, this is…weird?" Kiyoto said eyes following the frantic Sakura
"We should really help her!" Fu said desperately trying to stop Sakura
"Why? This is some real good entertainment!" Kiyoto said immediately getting hit in the head, "Now that was a little mean now, wasn't it?"
"This coming from you, the overly violent one?" Fu said stopping and crossing her arms
"…uh…yes" Kiyoto said as if talking to an idiot…oh wait she is (Fu: I am not stupid! Ask anyone! Me: suuuuuure Fu: Shut up! Me: About what? Fu: About saying I'm stupid Me: about what? Fu: I give up its like talking to a wall! Me: Now you know how I feel when I talk to you Fu: Arg! Shut up!)
"Come on just help me already!" Fu said rather annoyed
"Okay…" Kiyoto stuck out her arm in front of Sakura as she ran and grabbed her so she would stop running around
"AHHHHH! The smell, THE SMELL!" Sakura said shaking her head around wildly
"…ahem…SHUT UP!" Fu screamed in Sakura's ear, possibly casing ear problems at an early age
"That's better, now, Sakura, could you tell me if you know someone who is trying to steal free cable?" Kiyoto said in Sakura's now only good ear
"How can you steal free cable…? AH IT STILL STINKS!" Sakura said completely disgusted
"…Fu, can you get me a bucket of water to rinse the feces off, if I have to hold my breath any longer I will suffocate" Kiyoto said, face turning blue
"Okay" Fu said a little confused She ran off into the store and had a bucket that also appeared out of practically nowhere and doused Sakura's head
"Thank you…I guess" Said Kiyoto who was also wet from the water
"NO problem!" Fu said throwing the bucket in the air
"I was being…" Kiyoto started to say but was hit in the head by the bucket, "…ow, sarcastic…"
"Heheh, sorry" Fu said happily
Kiyoto glared but was then attacked by the tutu monkey
"AHHHH! GET IT OFF DAMN IT, GET IT OFF!" She said dropping Sakura and tried to grab the monkey off her head
"HAH!" Fu said loudly The monkey stopped scampering and dodging on Kiyoto's head and stared at the person who had made the loud noise
"Uh oh…" Fu said backing away slowly
The monkey attacked her and succeeded in attaching itself to her head.
"HOLY NINJA KITTIES IT'S THE APOCALYPSE, HELP!" Fu said waving her arms around
"Uh…" Sakura stood confused
"I'll help!" Said a messy haired Kiyoto She then grabbed a large frying pan and raised it to hit the monkey, ( The frying pan also came out of nowhere, like the fax machine in the first chapter, the violin and the bucket) as she swung down the monkey flipped off her head matrix style, landed in a tree and scampered off.
So, as it would seem obvious, the frying pan hit the same ninja who took a shit in the store because he chose a bad time to jump!
"Huh, that was lucky…" Kiyoto said slowly
"Moogle shmoo?" Fu said dazed
"…right…" Sakura said walking toward them,"So, who are you guys?"
"I'm Kiyoto and she is Fu-ebi"
"Okay that's not what I had in mind though…" Sakura said raising an eyebrow
"I know" Kiyoto said sitting down beside the unconscious ninja, "First I want to see who this is"
Kiyoto lifted the hood to reveal that it actually was…next chapter!
(Just kidding, its Itachi! End chapter)