(Dive into the Heart)

Some voice: Well, there are times that you hafta fight (Heartless shadow pops up)

Sora: What the hell is that!

Some voice: sigh Just kick it's ass and get it over with! (Sora hits it, dies, little green balls fly out)

Sora: Hey, where's the blood spirt?

Some voice: Oh, kinda forgot about that... (Blood explodes everywhere) Sora: Now that's what I'm talk'n about! (Sees door, opens it, and is on Destiny Island)

Some voice: Just answer the fucking questions so I can find more info about your dull life!

Sora: Hey! It's Wakka! I thought Riku punched you?

Wakka: Um, that was my clone, man. Sora: Wow! How could you find that kind of medical research?

Wakka: Just listen to meh! Wakka: So, whada you want outta life? Sora: Hmm, maybe to be a hero, get betrayed, save someone's life, then die, then be brought back by the same person that I saved!

Wakka: Um, go away! (Sora walks over to Tidus)

Tidus: Hey Sora, what are you afraid of?

Sora: Guys with silver hair, dark skin, rulers of darkness, and their name starts with an A.

Tidus: ...

Sora: Hey, it's Selphie!

Selphie: Sora, what do you treasure the most?

Sora: My Baggy pants! Whoot!

Selphie: Thank You!

Some voice: Well, It seems that your adventure is gonna start in pure chaos! Its gonna be so hard that God is going to laugh in your face and say how pathedic you are!

Sora: God Dammit!

Some voice: Ok, see those glass stairs? Go up them. (Sora runs up stairs) Some voice: Yeah! your close to the light just... (Darkside rises up)

Some voice: Wait, that wasn't suppose to happen!

Some voice: In times like this what would I say! Oh yeah! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!

Sora: Hey! where are you going!

Some voice: Hope we met again, in hell! Sora: You bastard! You just leave meh here with this, THING!

Sora: Gotta hack this thing to peices! (Five hours later)

Sora: What the fuck? This is a dream, I'm giving up!

Some voice: I'm back!

Sora: Ahhhh! What's this dark shit on me!

Some voice: Remember Sora, you have the mightiest weapon of all, Its...Oh shit.

Some voice: Dammit, I was cut off! What was that shit? End of Part one.