(Sora wakes up, is greeted by Kairi)
Sora: Ah! I'm alive!
Kairi: Hey Sora, were you just "flogging the old bishop"!
Sora: What is wrong with you woman! Couldn't you see I was having a nightmare!
Sora: You know what! I just have this random question that I have to ask you!
Kairi: So what is it!
Sora: So, what was your hometown like, you know, where you grew up?
Kairi: Dammit! How many times have I told you I don't remember! Sora: Well maybe we should take that piece of shit raft and go find it!
Sora: Along with all the other fucked up worlds out there! I wanna see em' all!
Kairi: Well, what the hell are we waiting for!
Riku: Hey, aren't you forgetting about me!
Sora: Oppsey!
Riku: And you also didn't say anything about me, Kairi!
Kairi: So you finally noticed!
Kairi: Let's build it now! I'll race ya!
Riku: Are you fucking kidding meh!
Kairi: GO, RUN LIKE THE WIND! (Riku and Sora run)
(Sora starts to gather supplies)
Sora: Hmm, two logs, one rope, and one cloth.
Wakka: What's happen'n, man?
Sora: Do you know were the rope is?
Wakka: In your pants, ya?
Sora: No! A rope to tie things?
Wakka: Oh, it's by Tidus!
(Sora walks up to Tidus)
Tidus: Hey Sora, felling lucky today?
Sora: yup!
(Sora steps on loose board and flies into the ocean)
Tidus: Guess not.
Sora: So, now I got the rope, next, one cloth!
(Climbs up to tree house, Sora hears a loud noise)
Selphine: SUPRISE! WEEEEEEE!
Sora: AHHHHHH!
(Sora grabs cloth, bumps into flimsy railing, and falls into tree) Sora: Ok, I got the cloth, and one log, now I need one more log) Riku: Hey, Sora! Here's a log!
Sora: Thankies Riku!
Kairi: Wow that was fast! Um, Sora, your head is bleeding!
Sora: What!
(Sora looks at blood trickle down his face, and pulls out a huge splinter from his head)
Sora: Damn, It must have been when Selphine scared the shit out of meh and knocked me into that tree
Selphine: SOMEONE CALL MEH!
Sora: AHHHH!
(Runs and hits tree) (Coconuts fall and hits Riku in the crouch)
Kairi: Look, Riku is in the fetal position!
Riku: Riku junior, are you all right?
Kairi and Selphine: So that's what he calls it!
Sora: (Running around, screaming)
Kairi: Sora, calm down!
Sora: (Still running, screaming)
Selphine: Hey, look out for that tree!
Sora: (Hits trees like pinball, knocks coconuts off the trees, hits Riku on head)
Riku: OWWWWWWW! Sora: (unconscious) Kairi: Ok, let's call it a day! (Next time, Part Three)