(Sunset on destiny islands)

Sora: So Kairi's home is somewhere out there, right?

Riku: How the hell should I know! I'll just say it's out there to move the plot along.

Kairi: Yup, that'll be a good idea, plots are important in RPG's

(Riku looks at Japanese guy writing the story)

Japanese guy: SHIT! I messed up again (smashes up paper)

Japanese guy: Let's see if I can make it in the trashcan!

(Doesn't make it)

Japanese guy: I have failed at life!

Riku: um, if this doesn't work we'll think of something else.

Kairi: So, suppose you get to another world. He he, what will you do there?

Riku:I have no idea, but you look mighty hot right now!

(Kairi and Riku talking, Sora is thinking)

(Sora: Who the hell does this bastard think he is! He knows that I like Kairi too. Tonight I'm soooo gonna kick his sorry little ass!)

Sora: Well I think Kairi looks ultra sexy!

(Sora talks to Kairi, Riku is thinking)

(Riku: Who the hell does this bastard think he is! He knows I like Kairi too. Tonight I'm soooo gonna kick his sorry little ass!)

Kairi: Let's go home and get some rest!

(Riku and Sora walk on the bridge)

Riku: Hey, Sora! (Throws paopu fruit)

Sora: This is a paopu fruit you foo!

Riku: And we pity the foos!

Sora: Ok, let's cut the Mr. T crap. Why did you give this to meh! Riku: You wanted one didn't you!

Sora: I'm sorry, but I'm not intrested.

Riku: wadda mean?

Sora: I'm not going to sleep with you, besides my head is killing me. Riku: I don't want to sleep with you! You want to share a paopu with Kairi!

Sora: OMG! You can read minds!

Riku: I do too!

Sora and Riku: Let's fight for Kairi!

Riku: Ok, meet me on the island, 12:00 tonight

Sora: You're on! (Sora and riku shake hands and think)

(Sora: Look at that stupid noob. Think he can beat me? Hah! what a pansy.

(Riku: Look at that stupid noob. Think he can beat me? Hah! what a pansy. )

NEXT TIME! PART FOUR! WHO WILL WIN THE SHOWDOWN OF DESTINY ISLANDS! AND COLLECTING RAFT SUPPIES PART TWO WHAT CHAOS WILL START NOW! WILL KAZE FROM FINAL FANTASY UNLIMTED COME? JUST WAIT! IT'LL BE GREAT, DAMMIT!