Wakka's party, part one

(Sora, Riku, and Kairi walk up to Wakka's front door)

Sora: WHOOT! THIS PARTY GONNA ROCK!

Riku: Then YOU ring the doorbell

Sora: Why meh? You do it!

Kairi: I'll just ring it!

(Ding-dong)

Wakka: Welcome to my party ya

(All walk in, greeted by Tidus, Selphine, and WTF? Cloud and Sephy?

Sora: Who are those guys?

Wakka: Some guys I picked up at a gay bar.

Cloud: IT WAS NOT A GAY BAR, IT WAS A STRIP JOINT!

Wakka: Sorry man ;

Sephy: Are there weapons allowed at this party, cause I have my sword and it's really long, its not like I'm covering up the fact that I have a sma……cough

Everyone: Small what?

Sephy: Forget that last comment.

Sora: Let's play some music! I brought some music!

(Sora puts in music, plays "Toxic")

Selphine and Kairi: I LOVE THIS SONG

Sora: I KNOW!

Riku: Turn this shit off!

(Riku puts his CD in, plays "Hey Ya"

Everyone: ewww! Outcast (I personally hate Outcast)

Selpine: Hey! I think I'll put this in!

(Puts in CD, plays techno-trance song called "Romancing Train" (I love it)

Everyone: Hey, my body is moving! I can't stop dancing!

Selpine: TRANCE AND TECHNO WEEEE!

(beep beep beep, sound from the oven)

Wakka: Oh! The brownies are ready!

Everyone: BROWNIES!

Sora: Dig in!

Tidus: Hey Wakka! These brownies are the bomb!

Riku: Is it just me or do these brownies have a funny taste.

Sora: Its just some Jamaican herb. What's the secret!

Wakka: Sorry man, can't tell you! It is a Jamaican recipe passed down for generations.

(10 MINUTES LATER)

Riku: WHOOT! I'M RUNING IN MY BOXERS! XD

Selpine: COLORS! LOTS OF COLORS!

Sora: HAMMER TIME!

(Sora jumps on table and breaks it in half)

Wakka: I found my parents pot stash!

Tidus: HAND SOME OVER!

Kairi: I FOUND THE WINE!

Next time! WAKKA'S PARTY: PART TWO!