Note: Sorry I didn't write for a while! So many things to do so little time!
Wakka's party part 2
(glass is breaking everywhere as a smoky haze fills up the room from the pot)
Wakka: Ah, home grown dubies!
Tidus: What we gonna do now?
(passes joint to Riku)
Riku: I got more people to come.
Sora: Meh too! (coughs after inhaling pot)
Kairi: Me three (passes bong to Cloud)
(Ding dong)
Wakka: ah… more people (stumbles towards door)
Squall: LET US THE FUCK IN!
(Yuffie, Cid, Squall, Aeris, Vincent, Reno, Barret, Tifa, Seifer, Riona, Zell, Irvine, Laguna, and Rufus come piling in)
Cid: Where's the booze! (opens many doors pulling out random dishes and pots)
(Vincent walks into pot cloud and goes crazy)
Vincent: AH! GET IT OFF ME! (runs around pushing people and rolling on the floor)
(group of mindless stoners watch him)
Cid: GODDAMIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM?
Vincent: YOU CAN SEE ALL THE SPIDERS! THEY GOT INTO MY CLOTHING!
(Vincent starts ripping off clothes, group of woman on lookers go nuts)
Selphie: OMG! DID WAKKA HIRE A STRIPPER!
(Vincent shakes invisible spider of this naked butt)
Kairi and other girls: YEEEEE! IT IS! WHERE'S OUR MONEY?
Vincent: Why are you throwing money at me?
(loud yelling is heard outside, the front door come crashing down)
Kaze: ARHG! YOU KILLED MY SISTER!
Makenshi: NO I DIDN'T! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Lisa: Not here! Ah, is this the big party I heard about?
(Guys all drool over the woman dressed in the orange body suit)
Lu: MR. KAAAZZZZEEEE!
(Kaze gets sick look on face)
Madoushi: I brought more beer!
Cid: Eh, thanks girly man!
Sora: Eh, how many people did you invite Riku?
(Riku on floor, twitching)
Riku: Man, I want to put my hand on you're sexy ass and squeeze!
(Sora jumps in air and hits ceiling)
(muffled) Sora: But we're two guys and you know and yeah that's it
Tidus: TTTTTTWWWWWIIIIISSSTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEERRRRR!
(lays down Twister mat and gathers everyone round)
(Cid and Reno get on the mat)
Tidus: Right foot blue.
(Tidus gets idea to make them get in "naughty" positions)
Tidus: Left hand green!
(Cid gets closer to Reno)
Cid: What the FUCK!
(Tidus continues to shout out colors)
Reno: God, I'm drunk.
Cid: You look sexy right now….ah Mr. Eh someone.
(Cid and Reno start making out)
Sora: AH GOD!
(Sora barfs on Riku)
Riku: SICK ARGH!
(Riku barfs on Cloud)
Cloud: I'm gonna….
(Cloud barfs on Sephy)
Sephy: EWWWW!
(barfs on Vincent)
Vincent: Futile vomit of DOOM!
(barfs blood, hits Kaze)
Kaze: AAAHHHHHHHH MY EYES! MY PRETTY LITTLE EYES!
(Kaze runs into Makenshi, Makenshi's sword flies out the window)
Kaze: ah, okies!
Tidus: I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER! X3
Everyone: YYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
Tidus: LET'S FORM AN ORGY RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!
Everyone: FUCK YEAH!
Sora: HEAHA KAIRI….(burp) LET'S GO TO MY ROOM! CHEESE!
Kairi: I WOULD LOVE TOO…AH, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
Ansem: I would never (SUBMIT!) miss an orgy in my life time! (DARKNESS TRUE DARKNESS!) twitch
Everyone: COME ON IN!
Ansem: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE! (darkness!)
(Jenova comes in)
Sephy: MOTHER! I SWEAR I! DON'T DO IT!
(Jenova blab pulls Sephy by ear)
Sephy: YOUR HURTING ME MOMMY! SORRY GUYS! GOT TO GO!
(Orgy piles up)
Next time! THE AFTERMATH!