Aftermath…XD
(Sun shines through window and hits Riku on face.)
Riku: Argh! (puts hand on head) Why does my head hurt?
(Riku notices he has trouble breathing)
Riku: It's so friggen hot in here……wait a minute….
(Riku is on the bottom of the orgy pile)
Riku: Oh God….(pulls himself out)
Riku: HEY GUYS! GET UP!
(everyone is startled and stumble out of the pile while tripping over other people)
Reno: Get for foot out of my face!
Tifa: Jeez, sorry!
Ansem: THAT WAS AWESOME (twitch) DARKNESS HA HA HA HA! (hands in air)
Makenshi: Besides getting severely butt rapped, it was pretty fun.
Kaze: Yeah, IF SOMEBODY DIDN'T BRING IS HUGE ASS SWORD INTO THE PILE! (looks at Sephiroth)
Sephiroth: What? I thought it would make things more exciting.
Cid: Girly man was pretty fun to play around with! (looks at Madoushi)
Madoushi: I HAD SEX WITH AN OLD GUY! OH GOD! (gets into ball and cry)
Squall: Vincent had all the woman in that one corner!
Riku: Hey! I was in that corner!
(Yuffie walks out and trips over Wakka)
Wakka: Ah….nothing like a dubie in the morning….
(Wakka on floor, smoking)
Riku: Have any of you seen Sora and Kairi?
Tidus: They said something but I was too high to remember.
(Riku starts checking rooms till he comes to the guest room)
Riku: Oh God….
(Sora was chained to the bed, naked. Kairi and Lisa were laying next to him)
Riku: What the hell happened in here!
(candles were lit everywhere, alchemy circles were on the ceiling, there was a huge stone Buddha in there, somebody took a shit on the floor, the window was broken)
Sora: (weak voice) Help me…..
Riku: What did they do to you? (puts Sora's head up to his body)
Sora: First they had amazing sex with me, which I liked, then…(ready to cry)
Sora: THEY CHAINED ME TO THE BED AND DID THIS WEIRD SHIT!
Riku: I can see! (Looks at pentagram drawn on the wall)
Sora: Forget about that! The sex was amazing! (smiles)
(Front doors open and Wakka's parents come in)
Wakka's Mom: OH MY GOD! WAKKA! GET OVER HERE NOW!
Wakka's Dad: YOU! YYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!
(Wakka gets in protective ball)
Wakka's Mom: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! (hugs Wakka)
Wakka's Dad: You have had your first party! I can see it was successful!
Wakka: YES!
(Everyone piles out of Wakka's house)
Sora: This was the best party ever!
Riku: Yeah, this party was really fun!
Kairi: Thanks for the free pot! (waves)
(Sora, Riku, and Kairi under Papou tree)
Kairi: Tomorrow's the day that we set sail!
Sora: Hopefully Riku knows what he's doing!
Riku: Of course! (twiddles thumbs and starts to panic)
Sora: Let's go home! (wanders off to secret place)
(Sora wanders around looking at pictures and gets a flashback)
Kairi: Let's draw our faces on the wall!
Sora: That's fucking gay..I MEAN GOOD IDEA!
Kairi: I finished yours!
(Looks over at Sora's drawing.)
Kairi: (He made me look ugly)
END OF FLASHBACK
(Sora starts drawing in something)
Sora: SHIT! IT LOOKS LIKE A STAR! NOT A SANDWICH!
Unknown man: Tied to the darkness…..
(Sora turns around)
Sora: Who's there!
Unknown man: Soon to be completely eclipsed….
Sora: You mean this world! It's gonna be destroyed!
Unknown Man: EH! How did you know! Anyway…
Unknown Man: You understand so little…
Unknown Man: Those who know nothing can't understand nothing…
Sora: OMG! That is so true!
Unknown Man: What the FUCK is wrong with you! You're supposed to get freaked out and not understand any of this! Isn't that what the scripts said?
Sora: Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down. Do you want me to get you a stuffed animal to hold?
Unknown Man: NO, NO, NO! I DON'T! (Walks out of cave) I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Sora: GOD! What a bastard! (leaves cave and rows home)
NEXT TIME: THE ISLAND IS DESTORYED! WHAT THE HELL IS SORA GOING TO DO!