ShadowgoddessFFU: I have gotten numerous e-mails concerning the "gay sex tape" from Chapter 9.
Sora: A gay sex tape?
Riku: Sorry but I like yuri more than yaoi.
ShadowgoddessFFU: TOO BAD! (gets out label machine)
Sora: RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
(Throws label machine at Sora and Riku)
ShadowgoddessFFU: HA HA HA! I HAVE LABEL SORA AS UKE! AND RIKU AS SEME! NOW SORA WILL BE AT THE BOTTOM AND RIKU ON TOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
LOT'S 'O LEMONS IN THIS CHAPTER FOLKS!
KINGDOM HEARTS DELETED SCENES SPECIAL CHAPTER
Sora: I'm so bored! Kairi's doing another week of camping on the island with her adventure P.E. class. While we're stuck here on the mainland with nothing to do.
Riku: Wanna go to the new club they have at town. I hear there's going to be a rave!
Sora: Cool! Let's go!
Riku: Good, my parents are on a trip to the other side of the mainland so no supervision!
(Sora and Riku walk into club. Music is blasting)
Sora: Wanna get a drink? What you want?
Riku: Paopu flavored soda.
Sora: Okei!
(Sora walks to bar)
Sora: Two Paopu flavored sodas please.
Bartender: Yall be careful tonight. Ecstasy is really bad at these kinda places. Don't set your drink down.
Sora: I'll take those words to heart. Thank you!
(walks up to Riku.)
Sora: The bartender told me the Ecstasy is really bad here. So don't let go of your drink.
Riku: Got it. (fumbles hand in pocket)
Riku: Hey Sora, If you get tired of caring your drink around, I can look after it for you.
Sora: Ok. With you watching my drink, nothing could happen. Besides you would beat them to a pulp.
Riku: Yeah….Anyway, lets go on the dance floor and find some girls to dance with.
Sora: But…
Riku: Don't worry, I won't tell Kairi.
Sora: Fine deal. But really, don't you dare tell Kairi.
(Sora and Riku dance with some girls.)
Sora: Hey, Riku. Could you hold on to my drink?
Riku: Sure. (grabs it)
(Sora looks away as two girls grind on him. Riku turns around and slips a shot of ecstasy in Sora's drink. Just then. Selphie walks in the club.)
Riku: SHIT! Sora! Selphie's here! We gotta run!
Sora: Aw. I was starting to like this. (Riku pulls Sora out backdoor)
(Riku and Sora run down street towards Riku's house)
Riku: Shit. That was a close one. You gonna finish you drink Sora?
Sora: Hell yah! I'm dieing of thirst!
(Sora drinks it. A smirk comes across Riku's face)
Sora: Why you smiling?
Riku: Ah. Just thinking how much fun we had with those girls.
Sora: Yeah. It was fun.
Riku: You can stay the night at my house if you want.
Sora: I'll have to call my mom and let her now first.
Riku: Whatever it will take….
(Later that night)
Sora: Riku everything feels soft and fuzzy! Heh heh!
(Riku crawls closer to him on the couch with a video camera.)
Riku: Sora, I need you to do some poses for me. I'll set up the camera over here on the tripod and join you.
(Riku sets up camera and gets into the picture.)
Sora: It feels like my whole body is warming up. I need to take off these things on my body….(takes off shirt)
Riku: Yes…very good Sora.
(Riku puts collar with ring on Sora and attaches chain to it.)
LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONSRiku: Purr for me, my tiger.
Sora: Purr purr…purr.
Riku: Your turning me on right now.
Sora: My pants are feeling really tight and warm! I want them off! Ehehehehe!
Riku: That will have to wait…First I must play with you.
(Riku licks Sora's stomach.)
Sora: Riku….That tickles. My pants are getting too tight! I WANT THEM OFF!
Riku: I let you suffer. I want to hear you moan for it!
(Riku straddles Sora and puts his nose up to Sora's)
Riku: I've always wanted you like this. Weak and moaning for my pleasure!
(Riku kisses him. Then proceeds to slip is tongue into Sora's mouth.)
Sora: PLEASE! I CAN'T STAND IT. TAKE THEM OFF!
(Riku forcefully grabs Sora's chin.)
Riku: No…I need more playtime.
(Riku forcefully kisses Sora. Riku's hands caress Sora's chest and moves down his body. Sora moans as Riku's tongue trashes in his mouth. The red camera light flashes.)
Sora: STOP IT! TAKE OFF MY PANTS! I CANT STAND IT!
(A bulge forms on Sora's pants. Riku's eyes fill with bliss.)
Riku: Just what I wanted from you Sora. Just a little longer, and you'll get what you want…
(Riku slides his hand under Sora's belt into his pants, grabbing Sora's enlarged flesh. Sora flinched as Riku stroked it.)
Sora: I can't stand it anymore…just make it happen…
(Riku pulls down Sora's pants and flips him over on the couch. Riku takes the chain and forcefully taught it tight so Sora's head is bent back.)
Riku: Who's the big strong hunter…
Sora: YOU ARE! Just do it…please…
Riku: As you wish my little tiger…
(Riku pulls the chain tight and Sora clenches his teeth.)
Sora: Don't do it too hard…
Riku: Don't worry, I will!
(Riku straddles Sora from behind. He reaches around and grabs Sora's erected flesh and strokes it. Sora lets out a gasp as Riku bites the back of his neck.)
Sora: I'm…I'm going to!
(Just then Riku pulls the chain as tight as he can. Sora lets out a long moan as Riku pull out. Sora lies on the couch, quivering and sweaty.)
Riku: I guess it's time to end this adventure.
(Riku goes to the camera and turns off the record button.)
Riku: Crap…I need to clean off the couch now…(picks of Sora and puts him in Riku's bed.)
(Morning. Riku and Sora wake up together in bed.)
Sora: Where am I? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Sora falls out of bed)
Sora: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN YOUR BED NAKED!
Riku: Good morning Tiger. I gave you a hit of X so we can make a sex tape.
Sora: WWWHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT?
Riku: We can make so much money with it. The two hottest guys on Destiny Islands in a hot, steamy, sex tape. We are going to make a lot of munny. Girls on these islands are almost all fans of yaoi. They will go crazy over this tape. In the mean time, we'll hide it in the secret spot before we make copies of it.
Sora: YOU! TOOK MY VIRGINITY! But I do wanna make money and be a gay porn star. Just don't show it to Kairi.
Riku: You got it! Wanna watch it?
Sora: Ok…sure…
(Sora and Riku watch it)
Sora: OMG! THIS IS ONE SEXY TAPE!
Riku: Can't wait to get it copied and sold around the islands!
END OF KINGDOM HEARTS DELETED SCENES SPECIAL…..