Author- lol, i never knew that a sudden idea will be such a great hit! I was sleeping when this idea came....dunno how...but i woke up throughout the night and the story came....lol
Thankz for the wonderful review! But I'll write even faster if there's more review....:3 evil i know....
I reposted this cuz aff.net was too annyoing sometimes after ff.net took it out, i looked at the rules and found out what's wrong, so i reposted again. I hope you guys will enjoy this chappie!
Oh to those who wants to know the couples:
Sasunaru,
KakIruk,
NejiNaru,
GaaraNaruto,
mention of InoSasuSaku,
NejiGaaraNaruSasu (3 ppl fighting for one!)
Nejisasu... :3
Nikkler- Yeah...i didn't really want Itachi to be with Kakashi or Sasuke or Naruto or anybody but Kisame....strange eh? But here's the chappie of Kakashi getting Naruto convince! Enjoy
Queen Of Anime- I'm glad you like it!
eyes0nme19-Thanks, I'll keep it up
love-chibis- Thanks, luv comments
Kisu-oh this is a really twisted plot...even i thought it was.....
Anael Razualle- Here's the next chappie..
RekiaReium- It's funny!.....wow....i was really thinking it was an attempt but most ppl said it was funny...thankz! :)
Anime Team PK 'N' FASH- I feel special! :) ppl love my ficcy!!!
M-Naruto-Fic- Thanks, I hope it stays good.
feathergurl- Lol, ppl on aff.net says that a lot...:3 watch out for the KakaIruka couple coming in....
To all Anonymous- Thanks for all the review, and to those who use dude, I'm a dudette :3, i think most of them are.
Chpater 2
The answer
The boy was home pacing back and fourth near his telephone and the card next to it.
"I'm going to call him...if I don't Neji might take him...but when did Neji come in this picture?ARGG!!" he yelled mentally and threw his pillow towards the doorway and was caught by his brother.
"What's with the pillow fights? I thought you got over those when you were 5?" Itachi said and threw the pillow down on his bed and sat down.
"You know about the shoots happening next month...with Ino and Sakura....You think.." Before Itachi finished Sasuke walked over to the phone dialed some numbers.
"Hatake resident how may I help you?"
"It's me, I'll take the deal, when do you make the delivery?" Sasuke told the familar voice.
"Now, now, there's no rushes, I'll delivery him, but getting into his pants...that's your part. But I'll do some talking alright?" Kakashi said joyfully.
"Fine." Sasuke hang the phone up and walked up to his brother.
"Itachi, cancel all the porn shoots I suppose to do, I'm moving over to the 'homo' section. Oh yeah, hook me up with Umino Iruka." He smirked and walked out.
Itachi raised his eyebrow in intreast and walked over to his office, only to find out Kisame there to attack and rape him again. (author: Lol, not really though)
Naruto's home
"Naruto?" Kakashi knocked on his door to find him listening to Linkin Park Jap dubbed. Lying face flat on his bed
"Yesh?" He mummbled out.
"Something bothering you?" he sat beside his adopted son.
"Do I really look like I'm gay? Is that why so many girls in highschool rejected me?" Naruto asked lifting his head.
"No...why?" Kakashi tried to act out confused.
"First it's the offer made by Neji-sama yesternight and just today another guy did the same!" Naruto puffed out and sat up hugging his pillow,
"Well, with your lean body stucture and petite size, sometimes even I end up mistaking you as a girl!" Kakashi laughed and quickly avoided the pillow that was shooting at him.
"But that Sasuke boy..." He stopped when the telephone rang and he went to pick it up.
"Sasuke...how did he know about him? Did I mention him...THAT PERV!" Naruto bellowed in his mind and was stomping toward the living room and stopped to hear the phone conversation.
"I'm sorry Neji-sama, he's already been taken...no...soon....Yes...will you now? I'll think about it...I was suppose to deliever him soon..unless a better offer is made...Ah I see...well I'll phone you back when I think about it. Bye." He hang up and turned around to find Naruto staring at him.
"KAKASHI! WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT!? WHAT STUPID DEAL DID YOU MADE THIS TIME?" Naruto bellowed at him.
All Kakashi did was sign and planned to tell him everything, no point in keeping it a secret.
"Remenber Iruka?"
"Your missing ex?"
"Yeah...Well I found out where he is now and I planned to get him back to my side...but I can't do it withour your help Naruto..." he paused to see the reaction of Naruto, to his suprise, he wasn't concern but bored. Brat
"And?"
"And I made a deal with Sasuke, the man I bet that made an offer tonight to you, that you'll do one of the shows with him and he'll hook me up with Iruka again. Neji orginally did, but strangely took him a while, he tried to get back on track but it seems like Sasuke-kun is winning." Kakashi said happily and messed up Naruto's hair. Naruto slapped it away and bellowed, "WHAT KIND OF guardianARE YOU? YOU USE YOUR ADOPTED SON TO FIND YOUR EX!? THAT'S CRUEL!! I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH A GUY!"
"Come on, you'll like it...a lot." Kakashi smirked and Naruto's face suddenly turned bright red.
"No."
"Yes"
"No,"
"Yes, or no allowence and the Linkin Park concert is cancel for you." Kakashi said with a happy attitude.
Naruto glared back at him...
"Hello, Uchina resident" Itachi answered the phone tiredly but neverless, professionall, even in the morning.
"Umm...Is Uchina Sasuke there?" a shy voice asked.
"Please hold."
A weird music was playing when he was on hold and than a very sexy, familiar voice was heard, "What?!'"
"Sasuke-sama?" Naruto said timidly.
"Huh?! OH! Naruto-chan! So early, so have you thought about my offer?" Sasuke said quickly getting refreashed already from his voice.
"Well...Kakashi told me about Neji and you..."
"Neji? I kind of wanna hear the whole story too..."
"Neji is a friend of my guardian Kakashi and it seems like he tried to make the same deal you did, but you got to Kakashi first and I..." Naruto trailed off and stopped talking.
"And go the show with me?" Sasuke finish his sentence.
"Yeah..." the otherline went after a while.
"But I don't like being rush...give me some time to readjust to this...." Naruto said again.
"Come over tonight, I'll help you..." Sasuke said in a very low but very sexy voice....with a smirk that could be felt over the line.
Naruto suddenly shuddered when he said it and hang up the phone ASAP.
TBC
Author- MUhahHAHAHAH!!! evilnesss!! I never thought a sudden idea will be good but who cares?! One thing I never thought was that this was a humor fic...i just use that cuz i felt like it...glad ppl like it!
Review are alway welcome :)
Thankz for the wonderful review! But I'll write even faster if there's more review....:3 evil i know....
I reposted this cuz aff.net was too annyoing sometimes after ff.net took it out, i looked at the rules and found out what's wrong, so i reposted again. I hope you guys will enjoy this chappie!
Oh to those who wants to know the couples:
Sasunaru,
KakIruk,
NejiNaru,
GaaraNaruto,
mention of InoSasuSaku,
NejiGaaraNaruSasu (3 ppl fighting for one!)
Nejisasu... :3
Nikkler- Yeah...i didn't really want Itachi to be with Kakashi or Sasuke or Naruto or anybody but Kisame....strange eh? But here's the chappie of Kakashi getting Naruto convince! Enjoy
Queen Of Anime- I'm glad you like it!
eyes0nme19-Thanks, I'll keep it up
love-chibis- Thanks, luv comments
Kisu-oh this is a really twisted plot...even i thought it was.....
Anael Razualle- Here's the next chappie..
RekiaReium- It's funny!.....wow....i was really thinking it was an attempt but most ppl said it was funny...thankz! :)
Anime Team PK 'N' FASH- I feel special! :) ppl love my ficcy!!!
M-Naruto-Fic- Thanks, I hope it stays good.
feathergurl- Lol, ppl on aff.net says that a lot...:3 watch out for the KakaIruka couple coming in....
To all Anonymous- Thanks for all the review, and to those who use dude, I'm a dudette :3, i think most of them are.
Chpater 2
The answer
The boy was home pacing back and fourth near his telephone and the card next to it.
"I'm going to call him...if I don't Neji might take him...but when did Neji come in this picture?ARGG!!" he yelled mentally and threw his pillow towards the doorway and was caught by his brother.
"What's with the pillow fights? I thought you got over those when you were 5?" Itachi said and threw the pillow down on his bed and sat down.
"You know about the shoots happening next month...with Ino and Sakura....You think.." Before Itachi finished Sasuke walked over to the phone dialed some numbers.
"Hatake resident how may I help you?"
"It's me, I'll take the deal, when do you make the delivery?" Sasuke told the familar voice.
"Now, now, there's no rushes, I'll delivery him, but getting into his pants...that's your part. But I'll do some talking alright?" Kakashi said joyfully.
"Fine." Sasuke hang the phone up and walked up to his brother.
"Itachi, cancel all the porn shoots I suppose to do, I'm moving over to the 'homo' section. Oh yeah, hook me up with Umino Iruka." He smirked and walked out.
Itachi raised his eyebrow in intreast and walked over to his office, only to find out Kisame there to attack and rape him again. (author: Lol, not really though)
Naruto's home
"Naruto?" Kakashi knocked on his door to find him listening to Linkin Park Jap dubbed. Lying face flat on his bed
"Yesh?" He mummbled out.
"Something bothering you?" he sat beside his adopted son.
"Do I really look like I'm gay? Is that why so many girls in highschool rejected me?" Naruto asked lifting his head.
"No...why?" Kakashi tried to act out confused.
"First it's the offer made by Neji-sama yesternight and just today another guy did the same!" Naruto puffed out and sat up hugging his pillow,
"Well, with your lean body stucture and petite size, sometimes even I end up mistaking you as a girl!" Kakashi laughed and quickly avoided the pillow that was shooting at him.
"But that Sasuke boy..." He stopped when the telephone rang and he went to pick it up.
"Sasuke...how did he know about him? Did I mention him...THAT PERV!" Naruto bellowed in his mind and was stomping toward the living room and stopped to hear the phone conversation.
"I'm sorry Neji-sama, he's already been taken...no...soon....Yes...will you now? I'll think about it...I was suppose to deliever him soon..unless a better offer is made...Ah I see...well I'll phone you back when I think about it. Bye." He hang up and turned around to find Naruto staring at him.
"KAKASHI! WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT!? WHAT STUPID DEAL DID YOU MADE THIS TIME?" Naruto bellowed at him.
All Kakashi did was sign and planned to tell him everything, no point in keeping it a secret.
"Remenber Iruka?"
"Your missing ex?"
"Yeah...Well I found out where he is now and I planned to get him back to my side...but I can't do it withour your help Naruto..." he paused to see the reaction of Naruto, to his suprise, he wasn't concern but bored. Brat
"And?"
"And I made a deal with Sasuke, the man I bet that made an offer tonight to you, that you'll do one of the shows with him and he'll hook me up with Iruka again. Neji orginally did, but strangely took him a while, he tried to get back on track but it seems like Sasuke-kun is winning." Kakashi said happily and messed up Naruto's hair. Naruto slapped it away and bellowed, "WHAT KIND OF guardianARE YOU? YOU USE YOUR ADOPTED SON TO FIND YOUR EX!? THAT'S CRUEL!! I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH A GUY!"
"Come on, you'll like it...a lot." Kakashi smirked and Naruto's face suddenly turned bright red.
"No."
"Yes"
"No,"
"Yes, or no allowence and the Linkin Park concert is cancel for you." Kakashi said with a happy attitude.
Naruto glared back at him...
"Hello, Uchina resident" Itachi answered the phone tiredly but neverless, professionall, even in the morning.
"Umm...Is Uchina Sasuke there?" a shy voice asked.
"Please hold."
A weird music was playing when he was on hold and than a very sexy, familiar voice was heard, "What?!'"
"Sasuke-sama?" Naruto said timidly.
"Huh?! OH! Naruto-chan! So early, so have you thought about my offer?" Sasuke said quickly getting refreashed already from his voice.
"Well...Kakashi told me about Neji and you..."
"Neji? I kind of wanna hear the whole story too..."
"Neji is a friend of my guardian Kakashi and it seems like he tried to make the same deal you did, but you got to Kakashi first and I..." Naruto trailed off and stopped talking.
"And go the show with me?" Sasuke finish his sentence.
"Yeah..." the otherline went after a while.
"But I don't like being rush...give me some time to readjust to this...." Naruto said again.
"Come over tonight, I'll help you..." Sasuke said in a very low but very sexy voice....with a smirk that could be felt over the line.
Naruto suddenly shuddered when he said it and hang up the phone ASAP.
TBC
Author- MUhahHAHAHAH!!! evilnesss!! I never thought a sudden idea will be good but who cares?! One thing I never thought was that this was a humor fic...i just use that cuz i felt like it...glad ppl like it!
Review are alway welcome :)