The Product: Result = Failure
Due to final exams, tests, hwks...sorry for taking a lifetime to contiune...... oh yeah and sorrie for the terrible beta....but thankz to a very lovely, kind and helpful reader...i think you'll enjoy the later chappies more!!! And i forgot, this story is very OOC(Maybe just Itachi and Sasuke for this chappie) and AU.
sousuke-chan- don't worry, they aren't the 'deep romantic' coupling....just wait till the story is up and you'll understand why I put the coupling up.....
lemmings12- :) you just have to wait....it's really twisted!!!
shar xei-kun-lol, thankz a lot
IsaacB- YEAH!! ANOTHER HELPER!! thankz....this world is filled with such helpful ppl!! thankz!!!
zkylar- MUHAHAHAHAHA i know...i just wanted to torture my readers lol..jk jk....i'm glad that it's good
C h i b i O r o c h i m a r u- NO! you can't you have to live to review my story! lol, but i'm so glad ppl are liking this story! :) i'll make it as quick as possible!
kuroi yume- Yep! I'm updating it rite now!
Queen of Anime- OMG!! u r so NICE!!! thank you so much, my beta sucks and yeah...i was wanting someone, I'm so glad ur willing! tty more about it on email!
Shinikami Dragon- hmm... i was wondering about that too....it's either sasunaru, or rock-paper-sisscors (i wrote that rite right?) to determine who wins our dare Naruto or... :)
Kei=Hao=Asakura- lol, i luv care bear! I got bored of the old setting so yeah....:) me like to write modern cuz i can think of what to write when I'm listening to music all my ideas flow like that...
Cookie6- I'm glad, I'll keep it like that!
Anael Razualle- panicing! yes my lovely fans! I'm doing it quickly! here it is!
kurokioku-yep, i post it both, but i'll update here faster than aff.net
afk- nah...to lazy, lol, i'll make it longer next time maybe if i'm not lazy,chibi chidori16- okie...since ppl wants more, i'll make this chappie the longest one i'll write in my life....sign there goes my fingers again! lol
Alright on with the story
Soon after the "sample" he received from Sasuke, Naruto had a fantastic slumber (and left Sasuke lusting for him…).
'Damn, damn, damn....What will I do now?' he asked himself.
He looked at the tired kitten and shook him a little and a bit harder, until he was close to falling off the bed.
'Heavy sleeper...' Sasuke thought and sat against the headboard. He unzipped his pants which quickly released his cock to the fresh air and slowly started to massage it. He looked at the golden sex kitten and thought of all the little games he could play with him tomorrow....
'No..." he panted into his thought
'Tonight."
"What's wrong? Did you catch a cold?" he suddenly felt a cool hand on his forehead
"AH, YOU!" Naruto pointed an accusing finger at Sasuke was just sits there innocently, staring at him.
"What about me?" he asked, using the same smirk he did back than, he starts to come closer to Naruto. Naruto could feel his eyelids get heavy. Sasuke gets closer to his mouth......closer.....
SMACK! "PERV! GET AWAY FROM ME! I KNEW THAT YOU WERE USING ME AS A TOY!" Naruto quickly pulled his pants on and shirt, running at the same time, the talents that God gives people.
"NARUTO! WAIT! LISTEN!" Before Sasuke could catch up, Naruto with another of his God given gifts was already gone out and running into the dark night.
Naruto didn't know how long he was running for, all he knew was he got to get away from that Sasuke. When he was running across the street in the dark, a car almost hit him!
"AHH!"
The driver slammed on the brake and the car screeched to a halt and stopped an inch in front of the frightened boy. A man came out with the driver, Naruto was on the ground, tired from the running, by the time they came.
"Neji?!"
"Naruto, what's wrong, what are you doing here so late in the middle of nowhere!?" Neji said softly to him as he went closer to Naruto, he push back the hair that was covering his face and helped him up. As soon as Naruto got into the car, Neji came in after asking him for the truth. After several lies, Naruto exploded into tears and told him everything.
"And...and he gave me....."
"Gave you a?"
"....a blow job" he said silently.
Neji wrap his arm around Naruto and pulled him closer.
"You poor thing....Go to sleep, I'll figure something out in the morning." Neji said.
As soon as Neji said that, Naruto went into a peaceful sleep.
'Yes, indeed, you poor thing... you didn't get a proper blow job..." a smirk appeared on Neji's face and he lightly kissed Naruto's forehead and continued to enjoy the ride.
DING DONG
Itachi got out of the bed where the heap of blubber was sleeping; He went to the door and found a silver angel waiting for him.
"Why, hello there..... How may I help you?" Itachi practically purred out the sentence and leaned over a bit to the tenshi.
"Uh… I'm wondering if Sasuke-kun or Naruto-kun is here?" he said, backing up a little.
"Oh Naruto left a while ago and Sasuke is..."
"KAKASHI!" Sasuke jump on to Kakashi, crying.
"OH MY GOD, Sasuke is crying, someone get me a camera!" Itachi sarcastically said in a girl's voice.
"Shut up; go back to that heap of blubber..."
"Shush, he's only here because he needs practice...." Itachi blurted
"Yeah, yeah..."
Sasuke finally got rid of Itachi and they went upstairs to Sasuke's room. Once in there, Sasuke told Kakashi everything.
"Hmm..... Interesting....."
"Huh? ITACHI!!" Sasuke turn around to find his ankii listening to everything he just said.
"Sorry, I couldn't get my eyes of...a certain thing..." Itachi said as he made a purring sound and inched toward Kakashi to sit on his lap. Than he wrapped his hand over his head.
"My, my....you look even better close up."
"ITACHI WE'RE TALKING HERE!" Sasuke pulled Itachi off a blushing Kakashi and threw him out the door.
"Umm....ok.....Well, Naruto should be ok and....Where's my Iruka?" Kakashi said changing the topic.
"Should be here about....."
"KAKASHI!!!" A pony tailed man, known as Iruka, bellowed as he ran into the room and jumped on top of Kakashi.
"IRUKA!!!" Kakashi hugs him back and doesn't notice the jealous look of a certain Uchia. (Not Sasuke.)
"Well... I'll leave you guys alone....Come on Itachi let's get rid of that heap of whale blubber and get some business contract finish." Sasuke said dragging him out.
"Kakashi...I missed you." Iruka's eye filled up with tears.
"Me too..." Kakashi kissed his dolphin as his hands slowly went down…:) since too many people is objecting the Itachi and Kisame couple, I got rid of that and threw in anyother triangle!! ItchKakuIruk!!! lol hope you like it!! (don't worrie, it will be easy to follow)
Sorry for the terrible grammer but with IsaacB helping, i hope you could enjoy the next few....umm....10-20 chappies(?) :)