I don't own Aladdin, Dragon Knights, Nan-err Coca-Cola Addict, or Seshykharl… I do own me though! .

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The journey to my theater/opera house thingy

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Lykouleon sweatdropped. They had been on the road only a few minutes and there was already a very awkward silence. Finally Lykouleon couldn't stand it anymore.

"So how'd she trick you two into signing the sheet?" Lykouleon asked the two demons next to him.

"Trick? What do you mean trick? She asked me if I wanted to join this lovely play and I said 'yes'. It seemed like it would be fun!" Kharl said with a smile that would rival the authoresses.

Nadil growled "I thought I was signing for a pizza… Lousy wench didn't even give me the pizza! Instead she took the money and pooffed out saying 'Sorry Dilly, I've got places to be and people to see!' she gave me such a creepy smile that I couldn't even ask her were she learned my nickname! I've only told my beloved diary about that!" (Go Schickledoodle! You rock!) Nadil sighed then looked thoughtful "Maybe my diary is the spy I was trying to catch…" Lykouleon and Kharl sweatdropped.

"Way to much info. there…" Lyky thought. "We're here!' that oh so familiarly cheery voice said and Chigiri popped up in that annoying way author/esses have. "Now everyone follow me and we'll get you all settled in my theater OF DOOOOOM! BWAHAHAHAHAHAcough cough ahem. ALLL BETER NOW!" Lykouleon watched, amused, as her face changed from her creepy smile to the face of someone who belonged in the nut house and back again. "Anyways its not realy mine. It's realy C.A.'s… Shes just letting me borrow it… But I'm the one who redecorated it! Anyways come on, lets go in!"

Everyone followed the crazy woman to their doom most of them sweatdropping profusely. Chigiri pushed open the double doors with a touch of dramatic flair. Unfortunetly she didn't know her own strength and the doors bounced back into your poor authoresses face sending her stumbling back into Fedelta who sweatdropped.

"How did you get up here?" Nadil asked curious at how a low ranking demon had gotten up with the Lords.

"I have no clue! One second I was fire to Garaba's fish food and next I'm up here with this psycho stumbling into me!" Fedelta said just a little put out.

Saabel gasped "You were setting fire to Gara's food! How could you! Gara has a strict diet without that food he might die!" Saabel started to hyperventilate so Chigiri dumped a glass of water on him.

Chigiri opened the doors again (this time it worked) and swept her hand dramatically in front of her "Welcome to my theater/opera house thingy!" Inside there was black velvet seats and silver statues. There were even boxes for the more rich people who wanted to watch the plays, but these things would take second place to the thing that dominated everyone's sight, namely: The Stage.

Everyone gaped (except for Fedelta) as Chigiri ushered them in. There they stood awkwardly in front of the stage. "Well, take a seat!" Chigiri said with her signature smile still in place. Everyone sat except Fedelta who leaned against a convenient wall.

"Now the play we will do is called 'Aladdin' and it's originally one of the stories from the book 'Arabian Nights' but then it was tuned into a Disney movie and that is the version I will be forcing you to do. Any questions so far?" Everyone raised their hands Chigiri preceded ignoring them completely. "Now we'll need volunteers to put together sets raise your hands now!" Everyone's hand was still raised. They soon relized their fatal mistake. "Glad to see how much you all want to help me make my play a success!" Chigiri said tears in her eyes.

Suddenly a little white fluff ball came falling from the sky. When it recovered from it's crash landing it held up a sign that said Chi! Chi! I want to help out Chi! It looked pleadingly at Chigiri who was gazing fondly at Fedelta

A/N Give you three guesses who I like the best.

The puffball got an angry glint to its eyes and held up another sign, this one said Look at me damn it!

"Why do you insist on holding up signs when you can speak perfectly fine?" Drawled a young woman slowly walking on stage. She had dark mid length brown hair that was pulled up into a low ponytail. She had sarcastic blue eyes and was of mid height.

"NANNERS!" Chigiri yelled running towards the woman and glomping her.

"I TOLD YOU! I'M NOT NANERS I'M COCA-COLA ADICT!" The girl yelled all semblance of calm gone.

Meanwhile the fuzz ball was crying in a corner. Suddenly the fuzzy got a mad glint in her eye. YOU STOLE MY SPOTLIGHT! Read the sign she now held up, whipping out a kitchen knife from who-knows were she then proceeded to chase CA(coca-cola addict) around with Chigiri still glomping her.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A SACRED!" CA yelled "YOU COULD BE HUMAN JUST LIKE US!"

Rath woke up when he heard the word 'sacred'

"Cesias a sacred again?" He said looking at the stage were a little white fuzzball was chasing around a brown haired woman who just happened to have the authoress hanging off her. "Well I wont deny that Cesia would chase someone around with a knife" here he got hit on the head by Cesia "She probably wouldn't be yelling obscenities…"

The sacred had given up on the signs and true to CA's previous statement was yelling out things along the lines of "COME BACK HERE DAMN IT!"

Chigiri smiled and let go of CA's neck. CA ran even faster without the extra weight.

"Now while I sort out this mess" here she waved a hand at CA and the sacred "You all can start on the set!" She then tried to hand the clipboard with the set design on it to Thatz but, she was intercepted by Rune. (Who was closest)

Shrugging she said "Don't forget to do the costumes" with that she turned to her friends and started to chase them with a tazer.

Sweatdropping the Dragons, Demons, Elves, Fairies, Humans, Kharl and Garfacky got to work on the set.

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Hello again! This was once part of the first chapter, but I got lazy. That's why we have yet to get to the play… Heh, heh, heh…. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! Oh yes! I would like to say a specal thanks to all my reviewers. Thanks! The sacred is my freind Seshykharl and CA is my freind Coca-cola adict.

To Schickledoodle: Thatz isn't Abu although after reading your review I was sorly tempted to put him into a monkey outfit. But he's there in spirit! .