The Product: Idea stealer, Product taker= Neji
disclamier- hmm...yea...if i did own Naruto....i wouldn't be here...:)
author- for strange reason, my email isn't working but it is at the same time and i'm too lazy to get a new one, my beta reader didn't get to go over it so this is a crappy version...
The next morning, the Uchina mansion's resident was awake with a happy couple, a jealous man and a very piss out, tired and annoyed Sasuke. When the 2 Uchinas went downstairs for breakfast, they found it already done, (AN: maids?) by Iruka and sitting there was Itachi's future (cough cough wannabe) husband.
"Kakashi-san! So how was your stay over here?" Itachi said when he reach the table.
"It was wonderful!"
"Well no duh!? With all those noise happening, I wonder how you can still be so energetic Itachi." Sasuke said.
"..." silence was heard.
"Well anyways, how would you like your eggs done?" Iruka asks the now silent group of....professional....um...people
"Scramble!" Itachi yells
"Sunny side up." Sasuke said
"If you feed me with your mouth, anyway is good." Kakashi purrs to his little dolphin
"Itachi, there's people around here!"Iruka blushs.
"Heh, don't worry, they have more experience in this type than me." Kakashi laughs out.
Iruka blushs a deep red and went back cooking the eggs.
A minute of silent was too much for Kakshi, especially since he lived with Naruto....
'Where is he anyways?'
"Hey Sasuke, where's Naruto?" Kakashi finally asks.
At the name of Naruto, Sasuke snaps from his depression mood and into panicking mood with Iruka.
"OH MY GOSH! WHERE IS HE?" they both bellows.
"That was IT'S GONNA BLOW! Boom, Boom, Boom, I want you in room, spend the night together, now and forever..." Kakashi's cell phone sings it''s pretty tune.
"excuse me for a sec.." Kakashi said and flips his cell and walks over to a quiet area.
After a while, Kakashi came back with...
"Watcha wanna hear, good news first or the bad?"
"Bad..."They all said together.
"Naruto is with Neji."
"That's not so bad... Isn't Neji one of your business friends?" Iruka said place the eggs on the owner's dish.
"Yeah, why it's bad news?" Itachi asks sipping his coffee, suddenly he felt a dark aura beside him.
"WHAT!? YOU GOT BE TO KIDDING ME! HOW IN THE FRIGDING WORLD, DID THAT HYUGA BASTARD GET HOLD OF MY NARUTO!?" Sasuke bellows and slamming his fist in the progress.
"Calm down now, the good thing about it is that Naruto is found with some one we trust. Neji said Naruto was pretty messed up when he found him. Crying and all, so he took him home. " Kakashi said without a tone of care and went reading the newspaper.
"SOMEONE WE TRUST! THAT'S BS TALK!" Sasuke growls at Kakashi.
After a treatment of Iruka and Itachi calming Sasuke down, Sasuke left the house to find Naruto, Kakashi joins him just in case...
"Uchina-sama, I'm really suprise how you can contain your jealously." Iruka comment the long hair man.
"Well, I am really jealously of you guys, but I just don't show it well I gues. How did you know I'm jealous?" Itachi said suprisingly.
"It's...kind of obvious." Iruka chuckle.
"Hmm..intreasting. But I'm more intrested in your story."
"What story?" Iruka asks.
"How you meet Kakashi and why did you dissapper..." Itachi said.
"It's a long story...."
Alright I"m stopping here for now.... plz reviews....oh yeah there's another sneaky preview....
Nah just kidding....
continuing the story
"Kakashi and I were friends from high school. It was an all boy school, so any students coming out gay was kind of common. I meet Kakashi there."
Flashback
"Hey Iruka, there's a dance going on with Saint Mary School, you want to go with me?" Kakashi asks a younger looking Iruka.
"Um...Why don't you go to the dance and ask a girl there? Certainly you don't need me." Iruka blushs out.
"Actually...I do need you..." suddenly Iruka and Kakshi's lips were together, than slowly the tongues were dancing together.
Present
"It happened so fast and the next couple of week I found us having sex. Than graduating and moving in together. After a while we adopted Naruto." Iruka said with such a carefree tone and takes a sip of of his coffee.
"Oh..." was all Itachi could muster up.
"Well....anymore stories you wanna know?"
"Well yeah.....Naruto said you went missing? Or was it Kakashi?" Itachi asks dumbfondly.
"Oh that....umm...let's just say we had a misunderstanding."
"What kind?" eyebrows were raising up from Itachi.
"I thought Kakashi was cheating on me with Asuma. His ex."
Coffee and saliva was in the air. Literally.
"Sorry to shock you...." Iruka said handing him some ok..."
"I saw them kissing each other one day and was heartbroken. But I was already a bit suspisious of him for the week because he was...well....not home a lot and didn't seem engage. So I left with the help of Neji, I was able to go somewhere without Kakashi knowing and worrying. But Sasuke the other day phoned me up and told me everything, so here I am now." Iruka said.
Itachi seems somehow fasicanted by him, but not enough to like him but to understand why Kakashi would like him.
"I guess this will be a good fight." Itachi said.
"Actually...."
(Because I found present tense too hard to write, this part will be all past tense....hmmm,,,,,)
Sasuke was pulled over at least 3 times in the last hour getting to the HQ.
"FUCKING BITCHING COPS!!!!" Sasuke screamed as he finally got his 3rd ticket and was driving to his company.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SURE HE'S GONNA BE THERE!?" he barked at Kakashi.
"Trust me, he's probably getting ready to make sure he's drunk and fuck him." Kakashi said with a sigh.
"WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flashback (contains Nejisasu)
"Sasuke-kun. You're all tensed up....here have some of this..." Neji for some strange reason asked Sasuke to his office.
' I know he's up to something....what evil contract does he have this time?' Sasuke asked himself as he took a sip of his wine.
"So Sasuke, I heard rumours you have the hots for me...." Neji said gently when he made an attempt to hold on to Sasuke's hand.....
Sasuke didn't answer for a while instead he was shaking his head a lot, like he was about to sleep.
"Wha!?? .....why would...." suddenly he felt really dizzy and fell towards Neji. He felt so powerless when Neji started to touch him.
"Tsk, tsk...Sasuke...Sasuke....." Neji said and brushed the hair covering portion of his face.
Neji carried Sasuke into a secret room. The walls were sliding to the side and there was a bed....Sasuke felt the softness of the blankets.....
"SASUKE!" a voice broke into his deep thinking.
Sasuke looked foward and saw he was about to crash in to an old lady and quickly stepped on the brake, turned and contiuned on.
'Naruto...hold on...."
Kakashi looked at him with a strange sad eye.
disclamier- hmm...yea...if i did own Naruto....i wouldn't be here...:)
author- for strange reason, my email isn't working but it is at the same time and i'm too lazy to get a new one, my beta reader didn't get to go over it so this is a crappy version...
The next morning, the Uchina mansion's resident was awake with a happy couple, a jealous man and a very piss out, tired and annoyed Sasuke. When the 2 Uchinas went downstairs for breakfast, they found it already done, (AN: maids?) by Iruka and sitting there was Itachi's future (cough cough wannabe) husband.
"Kakashi-san! So how was your stay over here?" Itachi said when he reach the table.
"It was wonderful!"
"Well no duh!? With all those noise happening, I wonder how you can still be so energetic Itachi." Sasuke said.
"..." silence was heard.
"Well anyways, how would you like your eggs done?" Iruka asks the now silent group of....professional....um...people
"Scramble!" Itachi yells
"Sunny side up." Sasuke said
"If you feed me with your mouth, anyway is good." Kakashi purrs to his little dolphin
"Itachi, there's people around here!"Iruka blushs.
"Heh, don't worry, they have more experience in this type than me." Kakashi laughs out.
Iruka blushs a deep red and went back cooking the eggs.
A minute of silent was too much for Kakshi, especially since he lived with Naruto....
'Where is he anyways?'
"Hey Sasuke, where's Naruto?" Kakashi finally asks.
At the name of Naruto, Sasuke snaps from his depression mood and into panicking mood with Iruka.
"OH MY GOSH! WHERE IS HE?" they both bellows.
"That was IT'S GONNA BLOW! Boom, Boom, Boom, I want you in room, spend the night together, now and forever..." Kakashi's cell phone sings it''s pretty tune.
"excuse me for a sec.." Kakashi said and flips his cell and walks over to a quiet area.
After a while, Kakashi came back with...
"Watcha wanna hear, good news first or the bad?"
"Bad..."They all said together.
"Naruto is with Neji."
"That's not so bad... Isn't Neji one of your business friends?" Iruka said place the eggs on the owner's dish.
"Yeah, why it's bad news?" Itachi asks sipping his coffee, suddenly he felt a dark aura beside him.
"WHAT!? YOU GOT BE TO KIDDING ME! HOW IN THE FRIGDING WORLD, DID THAT HYUGA BASTARD GET HOLD OF MY NARUTO!?" Sasuke bellows and slamming his fist in the progress.
"Calm down now, the good thing about it is that Naruto is found with some one we trust. Neji said Naruto was pretty messed up when he found him. Crying and all, so he took him home. " Kakashi said without a tone of care and went reading the newspaper.
"SOMEONE WE TRUST! THAT'S BS TALK!" Sasuke growls at Kakashi.
After a treatment of Iruka and Itachi calming Sasuke down, Sasuke left the house to find Naruto, Kakashi joins him just in case...
"Uchina-sama, I'm really suprise how you can contain your jealously." Iruka comment the long hair man.
"Well, I am really jealously of you guys, but I just don't show it well I gues. How did you know I'm jealous?" Itachi said suprisingly.
"It's...kind of obvious." Iruka chuckle.
"Hmm..intreasting. But I'm more intrested in your story."
"What story?" Iruka asks.
"How you meet Kakashi and why did you dissapper..." Itachi said.
"It's a long story...."
Alright I"m stopping here for now.... plz reviews....oh yeah there's another sneaky preview....
Nah just kidding....
continuing the story
"Kakashi and I were friends from high school. It was an all boy school, so any students coming out gay was kind of common. I meet Kakashi there."
Flashback
"Hey Iruka, there's a dance going on with Saint Mary School, you want to go with me?" Kakashi asks a younger looking Iruka.
"Um...Why don't you go to the dance and ask a girl there? Certainly you don't need me." Iruka blushs out.
"Actually...I do need you..." suddenly Iruka and Kakshi's lips were together, than slowly the tongues were dancing together.
Present
"It happened so fast and the next couple of week I found us having sex. Than graduating and moving in together. After a while we adopted Naruto." Iruka said with such a carefree tone and takes a sip of of his coffee.
"Oh..." was all Itachi could muster up.
"Well....anymore stories you wanna know?"
"Well yeah.....Naruto said you went missing? Or was it Kakashi?" Itachi asks dumbfondly.
"Oh that....umm...let's just say we had a misunderstanding."
"What kind?" eyebrows were raising up from Itachi.
"I thought Kakashi was cheating on me with Asuma. His ex."
Coffee and saliva was in the air. Literally.
"Sorry to shock you...." Iruka said handing him some ok..."
"I saw them kissing each other one day and was heartbroken. But I was already a bit suspisious of him for the week because he was...well....not home a lot and didn't seem engage. So I left with the help of Neji, I was able to go somewhere without Kakashi knowing and worrying. But Sasuke the other day phoned me up and told me everything, so here I am now." Iruka said.
Itachi seems somehow fasicanted by him, but not enough to like him but to understand why Kakashi would like him.
"I guess this will be a good fight." Itachi said.
"Actually...."
(Because I found present tense too hard to write, this part will be all past tense....hmmm,,,,,)
Sasuke was pulled over at least 3 times in the last hour getting to the HQ.
"FUCKING BITCHING COPS!!!!" Sasuke screamed as he finally got his 3rd ticket and was driving to his company.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SURE HE'S GONNA BE THERE!?" he barked at Kakashi.
"Trust me, he's probably getting ready to make sure he's drunk and fuck him." Kakashi said with a sigh.
"WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flashback (contains Nejisasu)
"Sasuke-kun. You're all tensed up....here have some of this..." Neji for some strange reason asked Sasuke to his office.
' I know he's up to something....what evil contract does he have this time?' Sasuke asked himself as he took a sip of his wine.
"So Sasuke, I heard rumours you have the hots for me...." Neji said gently when he made an attempt to hold on to Sasuke's hand.....
Sasuke didn't answer for a while instead he was shaking his head a lot, like he was about to sleep.
"Wha!?? .....why would...." suddenly he felt really dizzy and fell towards Neji. He felt so powerless when Neji started to touch him.
"Tsk, tsk...Sasuke...Sasuke....." Neji said and brushed the hair covering portion of his face.
Neji carried Sasuke into a secret room. The walls were sliding to the side and there was a bed....Sasuke felt the softness of the blankets.....
"SASUKE!" a voice broke into his deep thinking.
Sasuke looked foward and saw he was about to crash in to an old lady and quickly stepped on the brake, turned and contiuned on.
'Naruto...hold on...."
Kakashi looked at him with a strange sad eye.