After various mishaps like a boulder (wonder were that came from) landing on Thatz head and letting Alfeegi see the doctor/food/fabric/set matirals/ect./ect. Bills, or like when Chigiri ad CA held Tethious down while SK, (Seshykharl, remember my friend the sacred?) attacked him with a feather to see if he would laugh (No success ToT) or when Chigiri went on a tazer spree and was only stopped by an expert tranquilizer shot done by CA. Anyways, even with mishaps like this (I could go on forever) the play was still ready to be preformed on opening night.
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Opening night, Act 1 scene 1… and some extras!
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Lykouleon smiled. After being escorted to his box seat by his usher, Tethious, he had looked around and was now chatting contentedly with Rasalean. They were the only two in the box.
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Tethious groaned when he saw the next two that he had to escort. It was Nadil and Shyrendora. He said in a monotone rubbing his aching temples "Welcome to DK's performance of 'Aladdin' I will be your usher tonight…" With that he spun on his heel and started towards their box not really caring if they followed or not. In the background he heard a giggle.
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Nohiro smiled happily at the next people in line.
There was two white haired men, one with a moon on his forehead the other with dog ears, there was a woman with a giant boomerang on her back, another woman with a skimpy school outfit on, a man with monks clothes on, a little girl with a pony tail on one side of her head, an imp with a staff, and a little fox demon.
Sighing when he didn't see an elf said "Here is your tickets…" The girl with the skit said "Thank you" and dragged the rest inside.
Next in line was…
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Delte giggled as Tetheous escorted another group off. He was doing most of the work; He'd insisted that she should 'guard' the door while he led the groups to their seats. It was so funny to watch the man who never spoke having to repeat the same lines over and over again always in the same monotone. She almost sighed when the last group was led away. Instead she went inside to watch the play.
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The curtain rises and you see the stage. The backdrop shows a picture of sand dunes with a palace painted on it. Fedelta appears dragging a rope behind him that's attached to a 'camel'. Ridding on the camel is a cloaked figure. The figure starts singing:
Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where it's flat and immense
And the heat is intense
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home
Fedelta starts dragging the camel around with as many creaks as possible trying to drown out the figures horrid singing
When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down
Stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Fedelta glares at the figure and starts building a fireball in one hand; still dragging the 'camel' towards the backdrop which is lifting up to show another set that shows a marketplace. The new backdrop, which is further back than the last one, shows a closer view of the palace.
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
They are now in the 'marketplace'. Fedelta's fireball is thrown at the figure who; at that moment jumped off the 'camel' up into the air; the fire ball then catches the poor 'camel' on fire
Out there on the dunes
The figure lands on the stage and goes straight into a bow not paying attention to the figure of Rune who is putting out the fire. Taking off the hood of his cloak the figure reveals his identity
"Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend." Kharl says unbending from the bow, then spreading his arms in a dramatic gesture he says "Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery,"
Fedelta sends another fireball at Kharl starting his hair no fire. SK comes out and claps her hand-err paws together causing Kharl's hair to go back to normal. The sacred whipped out her ever trusty kitchen knife and starts chasing Fedelta around. Chigiri steps on stage and tazers SK, then turning around glomps Fedelta. Kharl coughs nervously and looks sideways at Fedelta who was still trying to pry off the authoress. Continuing he said
"Of enchantment," A stall was pushed on by Thatz and Kitchel who then, with Runes help, pull Fedelta and the authoress off stage. Kharl's voice took on a clipped business like tone. "and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down! Heh, heh, Look at this!"
He pulls out something that looks like a brass 'bop-it' "Yes! Combination hookah and coffee maker--also makes Julienne fries!" He attempts to demonstraight this by putting a potato through it out popped a demon "Err and demons!" He said sweatdropping profusely
"Will not break," taps it on table "will not--" it falls apart "--it broke." Throws it over his shoulder then acting surprised says
"Ooohhh! Look at this!" Pulls out cardboard box. "I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen." Pries it open, makes raspberry sound. "Ah, still good."
Suddenly he drops the box and looks at the audience "Or maybe you would like something like this!" Reaching into his robe he pulls out a bell.
"Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts!"
With that he throws the bell into the air, and the bell turns into a sword that Kharl catches and almost falls over with the weight. "Would you like to hear the story?" He then continues before anyone can answer "The story I'm about to tell begins on a dark night," The first backdrop goes down "where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose."
Shydaman walks on stage along with Dragon fighter#3 "You are late" Shydaman says darkly.
"You didn't get here any faster." The DF#3 said cheekily
"Umm….. So what! You're still late!" Shydaman says a little flustered
"Yeah? So what! So were you!" DF#3 said, thourghly enjoying himself.
"It doesn't matter! Do you have 'it'?"
DF#3 says unhappily "I had to slit a few throats to get it." Pulls out half of the scarab medallion and Shydaman reaches out for it, but DF#3 yanks it back. "Ah, ah, ah, first the treasure!" Right bird squawks as he flies, out of nowhere, and grabs the medallion. "Ouch!"
Backstage there was a muffled cry of "Demons!" The actors sweatdropped but continued valiantly. Right Bird drops the scarab into Shydaman's hand and lands on his shoulder. Shydaman takes the other half of the scarab out of his robe, then puts the two halves together. The scarab then 'flew' off and landed in a mound of sand. The pile of sand was then blown around by some wind which then formed the shape of a lion head.
"At last, after all my years of searching, the cave of wonders!" Shydaman says an evil glint in his eye, then turning to DF#3 says "Now, remember! Bring me the lamp. The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine!"
DF#3 starts to nod his head but is cut off by something colliding with his head. Thatz and Kitchel are now on stage, trying to block the DF's body whistling innocently. They aren't very successful.
Shydaman blinked sweatdropped and continued valiantly "You two can have all the treasure in the cave if you bring me the lamp hidden inside."
They nod happily and start towards the 'cave'
"Who disturbs my slumber?" the 'cave' booms out
"It is us, Thatz and Kitchel, humble thieves." They say in unison
"Know this. Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough." The 'cave' growls.
Kitchel and Thatz turn to Sydaman with a questioning look.
"What are you waiting for? Go on!" he says a little annoyed.
They looked at each other and shrugged. They then rush into the cave only to have it collapse on them. They come up spluttering for breath then, dragging the still unconscious DF, they run off stage.
Shydaman sweatdropped again but continuing valiantly. (He sure does this a lot…) Right Bird holds up a sign that says -Polly want a cracker!- Shydy sweatdropped again and whispered "wrong sign"
Right Bird sweat dropped and held up another sign this one said -Now what are we going to do?-
"Patience Right bird. Patience! We will just need to find this one this diamond in the rough…" Shydaman says picking up the scarab halves. Then with as weep of his cape he walks off the stage. There the curtain falls.
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Heh, heh… There! I got to the play! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Surprised at who played Jafar?
Oh Yeah! I dont own Aladdin, Dragon Knights, SK or CA. Please reveiw! Or next time I won't update as fast!