It's me again! I finally got bored enough to write this! Sorry about the huge gap… I don't remember when I last updated… I don't think I've updated since I got the new computer…. Anyways I'm reintroducing my friends and me… we've changed our descriptions a bit…
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Lykouleon sighed. For the past few hours he'd been taunting Nadil across the theater but even that was getting old. Nadil was just so predictable. All he had to do was look meltingly into his lovely, gorgeous, amazing, talented, brilliant, wife's eyes. As his thoughts turned to his wife so did his eyes. She felt his gaze and looked up at him smiling lovingly at him. "Maybe we should break out the recess peanut butter cups and ditch the rest of the play." She murmured into his ear. He was about to reply when five figures walked onstage. The first one he recognized was the insane one who had gotten him into this situation. He blinked. She had dyed her hair. The blonde now had orange streaks in her hair, her blue eyes were sparkling with mischief and she still wore the gigantic black cape. In short Chaos looked as insane as usual. There was another blonde who was rather taller than the shorter Chaos. She had also readied her hair. Her streaks were the same blue as her eyes. There was a girl leaning against her. Her hair was dark brown with red streaks, her sarcastic blue eyes were half lidded and she looked as if she was sleeping. He smiled, Teeny and CCA where interesting people. Teeny was in love with that crazy alchemist, Kharl, who was always chasing after poor Rath. CCA was the only one he knew who could be so cool even when Chaos was setting a fire practically under her. She was a cunning little thing and he didn't want to be her enemy. He blinked when he saw the next two. He recognized the first one. Chibi had also dyed her hair. Her brown hair had purple streaks in it and her icy blue eyes glared at the girl who was pushing her onstage. The girl had very, very wavy brown hair with green streaks. Her blue eyes sparkled with delight as she gave Chibi another good shove. He almost died of shock. Chibi was one of Alfeegi's clones! Why would anyone even want to try and annoy the temperamental woman! Wrapping his arm around Rasaleane's waist he sighed happily as she snuggled closer to his side. Almost lazily he asked "Do you know the girl whose bugging Chibi?" Rasaleane craned her head and looked at the stage. Smiling bemusedly she said "I believe that is Mirdemon, Chibi's twin sister." Lykouleon blinked and then smiled "I wouldn't have been able to tell. Chibi's sister huh… For a second I thought she was more insane than Chaos, but them being siblings makes sense of that…" Rasaleane's musical laughter filled his ears and her eyes danced with mischief "Maybe we should stay and see how Mir turns out. Who knows? She may yet turn out to be just as insane as Chaos." He laughed and squeezed her to him. "We will always have time for peanut butter cups later" She added wickedly. Looking down at her he grinned. Slyly he looked over at Nadil, his grin widened and winking at his wife he kissed her soundly, reveling in Nadil's screams.
(The next part is a continuation from the last chapter. CCA's special request)
"Where do you get your hair done?" Nadil said. Shyrendora blinked and thought rapidly. How could he even ask that? The secret of her family's hair dresser was a jealously guarded secret never to be reveled even under torture! The perfection of her and her brother's hair could only be obtained by a true master. Looking wildly about, she spotted Lykouleon and his wife kissing. She gasped and pointed dramatically. Nadil's head whirled towards the couple. His face contorted in anger and tears sprang to his eyes. "Rasaleane! How could you, you, two timing bitch! You know I'm standing right over here and yet you kiss that ass as though I wasn't!" The couple didn't seem to notice the demon railing at them but the audience and five girls who were onstage were staring interestedly. "Well the jokes on you missy! I don't need a two timer like you now that Cesia has come to me!" He started to laugh manically but was cut off, almost literally, by a half dressed Rath, who was crouching on the rail or the box. He was glaring at Nadil, his sword's edge was dangerously close to Nadil's jugular. "What was that about Cesia?" he growled angrily. Nadil didn't get the hint "You heard me! I don't need Rasaleane now Cesia has come to me!" Nadil's voice was shrill with anger and hysteria. Rath's eyebrow twitched convulsively. He knocked Nadil out and straightened up. Now standing on the rail he looked like he was going to jump down and do more to Nadil then just knock him out when, Kharl appeared out of nowhere, also half dressed, and glomped Rath, knocking him off the rail. He landed on his back, Kharl on top of him, trying to burrow into his shoulder. All the girls in the building cooed and Rath was trying desperately trying to get Kharl off of him. Kharl only got a few minutes of happiness before he was forcibly torn off of Rath. Rath looked up into the sky blue eyes of the blonde and blue haired girl. He sighed with relief and relaxed. When she spoke though he froze. Her voice was icy cold and had a controlled note that was slowly disintegrating. "How dare you try to steal my steal my Kharl!" Was this girl insane? Hadn't she seen how the insane alchemist had, quite literally, thrown himself on Rath? His thoughts came to a dead end when the girl took out a very long, very sharp, very holey, kitchen knife. Somehow the holes in the metal gave it a more foreboding look than an ordinary kitchen knife would've had. Gulping he got up and started running. Damn that Nadil! He would get that lunatic for this. He would get that alchemist, but frankly, he was too scared. Up in the box Shyrendora was smiling down at her unconscious lord. Her secret was safe.
Chibi growled at her sister who was making a point of shoving her onstage. Not that she needed it. Just because she didn't like going up in front of crowds didn't mean she would get scared and bolt. Nope, her anger was too much for that to happen. She glared back at her sister, who far from being affected by it, smiled in that irritating way. She was always annoyed when someone didn't react to her glares and glared at her other friends. One of them was missing. Teeny's disappearance had had an affect on CCA who'd been leaning on her. She was now picking her self off the ground muttering. Chibi sighed almost happily as she glared around. Now she had someone she could berate. Teeny had a death grip around Kharl and was brandishing her knife at Rath who promptly disappeared. Chibi watched as Teeny, seeing her prey escape, started cuddling Kharl. Kharl was struggling and sweating profusely. Despite the fact that teeny was smaller than him, he just couldn't seem to get free. Chibi turned on her glare. Teeny froze feeling the ice of the stare. Jerkily, as if she couldn't control her movements she turned around letting go of Kharl who gasped for breath and rubbed his neck before looking at the girl and bolting. Teeny didn't even spare his retreating back a glance as she moved mechanically back towards the stage. Chibi had to hide a malicious smile. Keeping her icy mask on could sometimes be a challenge, especially at times like this where she just wanted to break out in maniacal laughter. Her sister distracted her from her thoughts. Almost gratefully she turned her glare on Mir. She felt another poke. This was Chaos's distinctive poke. Jamming both index fingers as deep as she could into your sides. Jumping a bit at the feel she turned her glare onto Chaos who was playing with her lighter. The flame froze. So did Chaos. She gave a half laugh and cleared her throat. Turning to the audience she said "Ladies and gentle man, humans and demons, dogs, wolves and cats, Quadrupeds and non quadrupeds, 'shrooms and crackheads, Fruits and…"She was cut off by the appearance of a tranquilizer dart in her arm. Smiling glazedly she swatted at something only she could see and said "Damn butterflies never learn…" Taking a lighter out, she started singing burn over and over again, chasing the "butterflies" around a sobbing Teeny. Mir watched for a bit but shortly joined the pyro in dancing around their friend. CCA put away a peashooter and smiled lazily at the audience. "Sorry about that." She said her sarcastic blue eyes sweeping the audience in a gaze that was more chilling than any of Chibi's glares. "Anyways the reason we're out here is to tell you..." Her eye started twitching as the sobbing and singing got louder and louder. "We're sorry about the delay in the play." The twitching got worse and she spun around and neatly fired off three shots with the pea shooter. All her shots connected and her victims fell down, Teeny drooling gently. CCA smiled lazily at her friends and turned back to the audience "I must assure you the cause was unavoidable. Someone decided to go on an arson spree. She burned the script, Shydy's hair, and some of the props and costumes. Oh and she blew up a building. We had to go pay bail and the police seemed reluctant to let her out saying something about men in white and a padded room but the were…. Convinced…" Her smile was one of the most horrible things the audience had ever seen. Chibi glared and gritted out "You were supposed to say we were about to deviate from the original production!" CCA just shrugged. "If that is what you wanted said you should've said it yourself, and did you really expect Chaos would've said that? It's too boring! Chaos would've described it in more detail." CCA grinned wolfishly "Much more detail." She looked at her three unconscious friends. "C'mon let's get offstage. Chaos, stop faking and get Mir and Teeny offstage." Chaos jumped up saluted and dragged her still unconscious friends off singing something, probably off tune…
The curtain rises. Rath, wearing a ripped shirt, burned vest and baggy pants is sitting cross-legged on top of one of the "buildings". T he backdrop shows more buildings and a palace.
Someone yelled out from the audience (coughRasaleanecough) "Poor Rath having to wear that horrid, ripped garment! We must change his clothes at once!" the person (coughRasaleanecough) was immediately shushed by all the females and some of the males in the building, Rath blushed and muttered "Stupid, crazy, fire wielding females should watch were they're rampaging…" He looked around. If he remembered correctly he was supposed to say something to Earth before Gil, Kai-stern, and Bierrez made their appearances. He sighed. Earth wasn't there. This was so boring! No demons to kill for one thing… He felt a weight on his shoulder. He saw Earth. "There you are Earth. Where have you been?" Earth held up a sign that said "" (I was hungry) Rath sweatdropped. "Never mind…" he said hastily. He yawned. When were the others supposed to come on? He wanted to get this over with. Finally Gil, Kai-Stern and Bierrez made their entrances. Gil looked bored as he sat down on one of the "houses" "steps". He pulled out a pathetic excuse for a sword and glaring at it began sharpening it. His pet-peeve had to be stupid fake swords like this one. Kai-Stern winked at Rath and rolled his eyes at the demon, who, was still standing next to him. Bowing mockingly at Bierrez and taking out a flask he sat down next to Gil. "Care to take a bet on this battle?" He whispered. Gil snorted "I'm not an idiot" he whispered back. Rath and Bierrez were having a glaring match. Bierrez was losing. Horribly. Despite that Rath was the one to break first. Grinning evilly he took out a bell. Bierrez laughed when he saw the thing. How could a bell beat anyone? He froze mid laugh when the bell turned into a sword. Oh shit. He thought pulling out his pathetic excuse for a sword. Kai-stern turned to Gil. "Last chance." He said. Gil looked at him as if he was insane. This had happened at all of their "rehearsals". The result was always the same. He looked down at his sword. It was getting smaller and smaller but not much sharper. Kai-Stern looked at the blade. "You could use it as a club." He offered taking out another flask. Gil glanced at it. I wonder how many of those he has on him… He'd learned better than to ask the blue officer about his booze though. He was more protective of it than the yellow officer was of his bear! He turned his attention back to the fight. Rath was standing victorious over Bierrez, sword point dangerously close to the red officer's jugular. Bierrez was on his back glaring defiantly up at Rath. Gil looked at the drunk next to him and sighed. Bierrez wouldn't get any help from him. Gil really didn't want to interfere but Alfeegi would explode if there were any blood stains. He stood up and walked over to the ex-knight and said "Alfeegi's going to kill you for bringing a real sword onstage." Rath didn't seem to be fazed quite as much by this news as he should've been. Gil shrugged and said almost lazily "His clones will probably… help him... dispose of you. They're almost as bad as him, and the girl has a nasty glare…" This had the effect needed on Rath's slow wits. He acted faster than Gil would've expected, turning the sword back into a bell and running. Bierrez picked up the remnants of his "sword" and ran after Rath shouting insults and threats.
Chibi exploded. Where was that Rath? She was going to murder him when she got her hands on him! She looked around and saw Chaos standing next to a door, rather like a sentry. Chibi turned to the young pyro and gave her one of her coldest looks. Rather than freezing she leaned against the door and tapped a tune on it. Chibi upped the intensity of her glare and growled "Where is Rath?" Chaos shrugged. Sensing a lie, Chibi growled "Move." Chaos moved. Chibi saw the door opening in front of her and rushed in, missing the smile on Chaos's face completely.
CCA sighed. It was too bad they had to do this. It was wrong to use their disadvantages against them. Just because they were angry all the time didn't mean they should be prosecuted like this… Rubbing a bump on her head she thought, Just kidding…Teeny sat down on a box next to her and said "You know, Maybe we should have given him something… different…" CCA looked at the elf and her mouth moved in a way that was only distantly related to a smile as she said "Yeah but think of 'Feegi's reaction to him. It's too priceless a scene. I can't wait 'till he comes in. He'll see Chibi sleeping peacefully and the elf dancing in a pink tutu, his hair up in pigtails and dancing like a ballerina to his own rendition of I feel pretty." Teeny smiled appreciatively. Before they could continue though there was a tap on the door and a loud "Ouch!" and Alfeegi burst into the room. His red face paled as he saw his clones. Rune saw him and before 'Feegi could react, glomped the white officer. "I love you 'Feegi-kun!" he said and snuggled closer to the petrified officer. A little girl materialized out of nowhere and with inhuman strength pulled Rune off of 'Feegi. "How dare you, you slutty elf! She hugged the white officer protectively. "'Feegi-kinns is mine!" Rune didn't even pause "You're so cute!" He glomped the little girl. Alfeegi was now on the bottom, the weight of the elf and Remma crushing him. Closing his eyes he sighed. "Next year I'm taking that vacation…" he muttered. CCA aimed her peashooter and let off three shots. Two hit Alfeegi and one hit Remma. Rune was attracted by the movement. Glomping CCA he yelled "I love you!" CCA patted his head absently and said "Good Runey." To Teeny she said "Maybe we should've used something different…" Teeny smiled happily "I wonder how Kharl would react. Maybe he would finally admit his never ending love for me!" "You shouldn't risk it." Nanners said to the fantasizing girl as she looked at the unconscious Remma, 'Feegi and Chibi and at the elf who was back to dancing. "C'mon lets get out of here before they wake up." Teeny nodded happily, still fantasizing, as they left the room. Wonder where Chaos is… She wondered idly.
She waited, every nerve on fire, ready to react to the slightest move of her prey. She grinned rabidly when she saw it coming closer. He seemed to be completely unaware of her presence. Her grin became more feral. Three steps, two steps, one.. "GILLLLLLLLL!" She screamed, glomping him. He hit the floor hard, the impact driving the air out of him. Not like I would be able to breathe anyways…She snuggled closer to him and then blinked. "Gil?" He managed not to groan as he said "What?" her question would've made him fall over if he hadn't already been on knocked down "Why are you on the floor?"
"Mayday, mayday, mayday!" Teeny yelled as she ran circles around CCA. Teeny was dressed as a sailor and CCA as a captain. Teeny snapped to attention as CCA stood in front of her. "What's wrong private?" She said as she paced in front of the now statuesque Teeny. Teeny saluted and spoke "Sir! One of the prisoners has escaped sir!" CCA froze "Witch one private?" she demanded. "Rune sir!" was the reply. CCA relaxed and was back into normal clothes "As long as it isn't 'Feegi.." She said and sat down, back against a door. Teeny sat down opposite of her and they both pulled out some cards. "Got any aces?" "Go fish."
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Yay! I finally finished this stupid chappie! I started sometime before finals and it's already a week into summer! Heh, I hope you enjoyed this chappie, depending on how many reviews I get I'll see how fast I can force myself to write this. Next chappie, enter Kharl and what happened to Rune? Thanks to Schnickledooger for letting me mention somethings from her fics. Wow... This is a loooong chappie... I think my longest... 3000+... How long and how fast I update will rely on the amount of reiviews I get! So reiview!