To Eden Raid: Thank you! I know...Well, her mom's name sounds like cocoa! And so her date must have been milk! Heh..sorry, stupid pun.
To Blindie: Er..it's pretty cool. I originally thought about doing a Phantom of the Opera one, but everyone and their dog has heard about it and I've seen a couple of ToS/Phantom thingys. Thanks! You mean, Yggdrasill, right?
To Jye: Ooo! Can I? Can I! Hmm..thanks for the idea! I'll seriosuly consider it. Uh...then you'll be waiting a LONG time..and I don't think it'll run THAT long..I'm not that good at keeping on track, so it's up to you guys to keep me going! Good luck! Thanks so much for the review!
To Anima Sage Kurai: Thank you! I loved your "How do flowers hurt?" story! It was so funny! Heh..thanks for all your support, and I SHALL DO MY BEST! You're welcome for the idea! ..Although I have no idea how. Thank you again!
To Meowzy-chan: Actually..they have like 4 or 5 main characters. It's annoying at times. Javert is basically Jean Valjean's rival. And no, Jean Valjean is not a girl. He's been a prisoner for about 19 years for stealing a loaf of bread. (crazy Frenchies..). And Jean Valjean isn't pronounced as most people think. But I'm not sure how to tell everyone the pronunciation.
To Uzu-Chan: ..Yes..I'd have to agree. Um..Thank you for review! It's much appreciated!
To Army turtle anime: Told ya you'd like it!
That's all...ugh.. That was long. Oh, and thanks to everyone who reviews after I write this! Okay, soo..much enheartened now, it's time for..(dun dun duuun) Chapter two! It may be better, or it may be worse. Wish me luck! Oh, and there are some slight spoilers..And all the lyrics are actually from the musical! Yay! Er..I guess there is a little shounen-ai..but...yeah..you'll just have to read.
Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia. If I did, Colette would be a guy..and Yuan wouldn't have a mustache..and Lloyd would. Nor do I own Les Miserables.
The Miserable: Symphonia'
CHAPTER TWO:
The Memorizing, Part One
Zelos's Mansion, Meltokio, Tethe'alla, whatever galaxy they live in, Universe, 1:00 P.M
"Hello, everyone!" Yggdrasill, currently in Mithos form, beamed as he entered the dinning.
All the guys, including Kratos and Yuan, were sitting at the table, playing an intense game of Jenga: Truth or Dare. The girls, all except Presea, which basically meant Raine, Sheena, and Colette, were huddled in the corner, giggling and looking over at their crushes, like Lloyd, Kratos, and Yuan. Presea was in the backyard, beating up a tree and a dog.
"Hi, Mithos!" Lloyd grinned, too bubbly from truth or dare to remember Yggdrasill was his sworn enemy.
"ROAR! No one except my former companions may call me by that name!" Mithos..roared, "JUDGEMENT!!"
Lloyd was hit, while everyone else managaed to put up a shield. He staggered a bit, and blinked. "I..I'M NOT DEAD!" he laughed triumphantly, and hugged himself gayly.
"Yeah..but you're down to 1 HP.." Yuan frowned, as he carefully removed a jenga.
"Truth or dare?" Regal asked, not very good at this game because his hands were in shackles.
Mithos growled, and kicked Lloyd in the shins, robbing him of his last hit point.
"Ooooh! Dare, dare, dare!" Zelos and Kratos chanted at the same time.
"LLOYD! NO!" Colette cried, and rushed to his lifeless side.
"Uh..I..I choose...DARE!" Yuan squealed, and everyone in the room giggled.
"Mithos...why are you here?" Raine frowned.
"The scripts..for the play. Remember?" Yggdrasill blinked.
"No," everyone said, and Mithos sighed.
"Hey! How come you didn't zap Raine!" Lloyd growled, and he blinked, "I'm...alive?"
"Well, Raine isn't you, and she's hot!" Mithos grinned, "Die! JUDGEMENT!"
"Life bottle.." Genis said, right before Lloyd was killed again, "Yuan, your dare is to pay me 5000 gald."
"What! No way!" Yuan gasped, tearing the jenga from Genis's grasp.
There, without a doubt, were the words "Pay Genis 5000 Gald." And it was in the fancy print, so there was no way that Genis could've put it on himself.
"FORGET THE STUPID JENGA GAME!" Mithos shrieked, as he started throwing scripts at everyone.
Lloyd's script hit him in the face, and he died again, being just revived..again. Presea's somehow opened the door, and flew into her hand. Yuan caught his with his teeth, and Kratos used Yuan to catch his. Everyone else's just landed nicely in their laps. All except for Regal, because he wasn't good enough to get into the play at all.
"Do we really have to memorize all this?" Sheena goraned.
"YES!" Mithos cackled evily, and disappeared.
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Renegade Base, Triet Desert, Sylverant, 4:00 P.M.
"WHO IS IT!" Yuan bellowed when a soft knock came from the door.
"It's...ME!" Kratos grinned, bursting into the room, "And I brought cookies!"
"Oh! What kind?" Yuan asked excitedly, and jumped up.
"Uh...I'm not sure. I found them in Meltokio slums.." Kratos frowned, "BUT THEY HAD CHOCOLATE ALL OVER THEM!"
"Kratos...that was dirt. You're an idiot.." Yuan sighed.
Kratos growled, "You'll pay...GRAVE!" Yuan was zapped, and fell unconscious on the floor, smoking.
Botta burst in, and gasped. "LORD YUAN! NO! I LOVE YOU!"
"Botta!" Kratos gasped dramatically, "Didn't you die at the Remote Human Ranch?"
"Uh..maybe. But I got bored with being dead," Botta shrugged, and hugged Yuan's body, "Oh Yuan! With this kiss of true love I shall revive thee!"
"Noooo! That's discusting! Only I'm allowed to hug/kiss him!" Kratos growled, "I challenge you to a duel!"
"Fine," Botta frowned, "A duel over Lord Yuan's heart!"
"You guys know I hear everyone you're saying right?" Yuan said weakly.
"Yes, my beloved!" Botta cried, and drew his sword.
"No! Yuan! Your heart belongs to me!" Kratos declared dramatically, and picked up a nearby coat rack, "Umm...SUPER LIGHTNING COAT RACK!"
Lightning shot from the majestic coat rack, and struck Botta's body.
"Ha! Too bad, Kratos! I have 11,357 HP right now. There's no way one super lightning coat rack could kill me!" Botta laughed triumphantly.
"Oh, really?" Kratos smirked, "Weeelll...SUPER FREAKING BIG LIGHTNING COAT RACK!"
"NOOOO!" Botta cried, as he fell dramatically into a grave labeled:
"Botta: Some dude that died once sadly..twice, dramatically. We shall miss you, you drama queen, you."
Yuan regained consciousness and he and Kratos went out on a picnic, purposely avoiding memorizing the script.
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Isle of Decision, somewhere around Mizuho, Fooji, Tethe'alla, 5:00 P.M.
Sheena groaned, and repeated the lines OVER AND OVER AND OVER. She stopped, horrified at what she saw. Les Miserables...WAS A MUSICAL! She had to sing!
"DANG YOU, MITHOS!" she screamed, beating up the small tree that was on the island, "I bet you were planning on this!"
"Maaaaaaybe I waaaaas..." a mysterious voice answered on the wind, and Sheena gasped.
"Marius? No! I mean...Mithos! Curse you, play!" Sheena grumbled.
"Sheena! Sheena!" one of the young village children grinned, running over to the edge of the river where the Isle of Decision was in the center of.
"Yes? What is it?" Sheena blinked, quickly hiding the script.
"We found a dead body! We're all gonna go do Mizuho's best tradition: Poking dead people with sticks until it's just skeleton!" the child said excitedly, rushing back to the village.
"I LOVE the dead body ritual!" Sheena said, "I'll...do the play later..AFTER I POKE THE DEAD GUY! WHEE!"
She jumped into the river, and was carried away by its current..away from the village.
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In front of Colette's house, Iselia, western continent, Sylverant, 2:30 P.M
"Okay! Come on! Please!" Colette begged, "Lloyd isn't here, and I need someone to be Marius! I'll do anything!"
The dog she was talking to barked, and wagged its tail slightly, having no idea why this freaky girl was talking to it.
"I'll take that as a yes...Okay! here are your lines!" Colette said excitedly, showing the dog its spot on the script.
The dog blinked, and barked.
"No! It's not your turn yet! NO NO NO!" Colette sighed, and started singing:
How strange
This feeling that my life's begun at last
This change,
Can people really fall in love so fast?
What's the matter with you, Cosette?
Have you been too much on your own?
So many things unclear
So many things unknown.
The
dog barked, and wagged its tail. Maybe she'd give it food. Maybe she
was really an alien coming to take over the world. Maybe the dog was
paranoid.
In my life
There are so many questions and answers
That somehow seem wrong
In my life
There are times when I catch in the silence
The sigh of a faraway song
And it sings
Of a world that I long to see
Out of reach
Just a whisper away
Waiting for me.
A
child walked past, and stopped. "Nooo! the pain!" he cried, and started
melting on the ground. The dog barked, went over, and licked up the
child, before barking again and leaving to go find some food,
Does he know I'm alive?
Do I know if he's real?
Does he see what I saw?
Does he feel what I feel?
In my life
I'm no longer alone
Now the love in my life
Is so near
Find me now, find me here!"
"DAD! You're just jealous!" Colette cried, and rushed up into her room.
"...SO WHAT!" Frank shouted back, started crying, and ran into his room also.
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Somewhere in Meltokio, Meltokio, Tethe'alla, 6:00 P.M
"Master Zelos!" one of Zelos' groupies cried, waving her fan..fanily? and rushing over to the great Zelos Wilder's side.
"Yes, my sweet little hunny?" Zelos grinned.
"I heard that you were preforming a play...is that true?" she asked hopefully, clinging on his arm.
"Hey now!" he cried, pushing her away, "No one touches the great Zelos without permission!"
"You gave me permission yesterday.."
"..Uh..UH...LIGHT SPEA-Crap...I can't use it on you...CURSE YOU FOR BEING A WOMAN!" Zelos shouted, and she whimpered.
Three other groupies came up, and stood behind him. Slowly, a poor Meltokio slums woman came up humbly, and knelt down in front of Zelos.
"Oh great Chosen One, Zelos!" she cried, "Let me touch thy shoe!"
"Eww...just look at that girl. What is she, from Idaho?" one of the groupies whispered, and they all started chattering.
The girl growled, and stood up, "What are you, from Utah?"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" the groupie snarled.
"Now now, my hunnies. Settle down," Zelos smirked, "Well, now..How about you go to my house and my butler dude'll let you touch my carpet.."
"I...I'M GONNA TOUCH ZELOS' CARPET!" the girl shouted, and fainted.
"...Oookay, now how about we go stab some random hobos, girls?" Zelos suggested, and all the girls cheered.
"What are hobos?" one of them whispered.
"I think they're some sort of vegetable...like a potato or something.." another whispered back.
"Aren't you supposed to be practicing for a play?" the first one asked.
"Umm...Maybe? Anyways, let's go hurry and get those hobos before they all get away!" Zelos beamed, and tried to forget all about that stupid play.
END OF CHAPTER TWO
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Yeah...Er, sorry if it wasn't quite as funny..my friend stole my humor. Curse her! Uh, I'll try to get section three up as soon as possible...Thanks for reading! Oh, and I have nothing against Idaho or Utah. My friend begged me to put it in.