Note: It's gonna start the next morning, in case you guys wondered or cared.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Tales of Symphonia. If I did..uh..I ran out of ideas. Check back later. Nor do I own Les Miserables. If I did, it wouldn't be so boring..and they'd be brightly colored, even the beggars.
The Miserable: Symphonia
Chapter Three:
The Memorizing
Part 2
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Presea's house, Ozette, Fooji, Tethe'alla, 10:00 A.M
Presea was absent-mindedly preparing food, and completely ignoring the script, as most everyone else. She was currently making Gratin, just because she felt like it.
"Preseaaaaa!" a creepy, obviously belonging to Mithos voice called from outside, "Come to your daddy's graaaaaave!"
"..Mithos..You could've just asked.." Presea sighed, and slowly walked outside.
"Oh, Presea!" Mithos grinned, and he waved a stupid-looking dress with lots of frilly bows and lace on it, "You like? I reread the script, and realized we forgot a part! And..it's a girl, so I can't ask that ugly guy Regal to do it..And so I brought the extra script and the dress! What do you think?"
"Regal..Would look nice in it," Presea said blankly, "Probability of forcing me to wear that...3.45 percent."
"Oh.." Mithos frowned and his face fell, "Well...I have an idea. Er..I'll go...switch some roles..And I'll go sew a new dress.."
"Probability of me kicking your butt if you don't leave in 5 seconds..99.9 percent."
"Eee!" Mithos squealed, and disappeared.
Presea grabbed a rabbit that was just sitting by her father's grave, and walked back inside.
"Probability of having a tea party with this rabbit then eating it...78 percent."
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Asgard Ruins, Asgard, Sylverant, 11:38 A.M
"Come to meeee!" Raine sang, about as badly as she cooked, "Cosette, the light is faaading!
Can't you seee the evening star appearing?"
"YAY! Go, Miss Raine!" the crowd shouted and cheered, "You're the best!"
"..Why are we cheering again?" one of the villagers whispered.
"I think it's because this girl..Miss Raine or whatever, danced for us that one time..or maybe it's because she has such pretty white hair," another shrugged, and they went on cheering.
"Oh! Thank you, thank you!" Raine shouted, wiping a tear from her cheek, "It's much more wonderful practing when people listen to you! Shall I sing more?"
The audience continued cheering, not really listening to what she was saying, and Raine grinned broadly.
"Alright, alright..But I can't do it too much longer..I must make sure my voice is well enough to sing for the preformance! You all shall come, correct?"Raine smiled, but didn't wait for a response before singing again.
Harley, Linar, and Aisha stayed for a few moments, then could stand it no longer. They all screamed for mercy, and jumped off the cliff.
"Oh," Raine blinked, watching them fall, "It must've been too much for them. Oh, I AM wonderful!"
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A broken-down house, Exire, floating above Tethe'alla, 12:04 P.M
"'What to do? What to say? Shall you carry our treasure away?' Geez...what kind if crap is Mithos trying to make us do now?" Genis grumbled, and sat down in the broken house, watching all the villagers look at him oddly and hurry away.
"Geeeenis!" Mithos cried spookily, appearing in front of him, "I have news for you. Very important news."
"You're not going to make us do this stupid play anymore?" Genis asked hopefully.
"No..I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico," Mithos grinned, "Now all I need is a car!"
Genis didn't answer, and looked away, thinking how much of an idiot his former friend was.
"Anyways!" Mithos grinned, "I regret to inform you that you will no longer be the role of Monsieur Thenardier has been taken away from you."
"So I don't have to do the play!" Genis gasped, excitedly.
"Er, no," Mithos frowned, "Now you'll be the position of Madam Thenardier."
"But...but! She's a-"
"A woman! Yes! I know you'll make us all proud!" Mithos grinned, taking Genis script, handing him his new one, and disappearing,
"Oh...and you WILL have to wear a dress...heh"
"NOOOO! Mithos, I will defeat you! Even if it's the last thing I do!" Genis cried, and rolled around randomly, until he reached the edge of the floating island, and fell off.
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The terrace, Dirk's house, near Iselia, Sylverant, 12:53 P.M
"Oh! I can't wait!" Lloyd beamed, thumbing through his script, "I wonder...if I'm the main character who gets the girl...Do I get to kiss Colette-Heh, I mean, Cosette in this!"
He scanned through the script, eagerly looking for a Marius kisses Cosette thing. When he reached the end...he saw none, but he did see a Marius kisses Eponine, and lays her down.
"..Well, I think Sheena'll be dead by that point in the play.." Lloyd sighed, and leaned against the wooden handle bar, glad Dirk put it in. He had many a times fallen off and broken his favorite toys..oh, and himself.
"Keep it down up there, ya perv!" Dirk shouted, and Lloyd blinked.
"Dad? I thought you hated sun..What are you doing...sunbathing?" he asked cautiously.
"I..I LOVE SUNBATHING! WHAT CHU TALKIN' 'BOUT!" Dirk shouted, and moved away to sunbathe in a better spot.
"Dwarves.." Lloyd sighed, before somehow falling through the railing, and hitting a rock appearing suddenly in front of their house.
"O..ow...D..doctor? Dad..get...me a...doctor." he stumbled, twitching.
"Nope! You'll have to wait until after I'm done sunbathing," Dirk yawned, and fell asleep.
"H...help.." he moaned, starting to black out, "Any...one"
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President's office, Lerenzo Company, Altamira, Tethe'alla, 1:42 P.M.
"Uh...Master Bryant..What are you doing?" George asked, peeking at Regal, staying firmly in the elevator in case of a fast escape.
"I...I'm giving up cooking. I'm too distracted!" Regal cried, and threw his pots and pans out the window. Loud cries of anguish were heard, but the two paid no mind to them.
"..Oh wonderful! Now you can run the Lerenzo Company right!" George exclaimed, glad his master was finally using his brain.
"No, you fool! I'm marching up to Mithos, and demanding that he give me a part in that play of his! Well, I'm a part of Lloyd's party, aren't I? So I deserve a part in that play!"
"Play, sir?" George asked weakly, sighing.
"Exactly! That's what I'll do! I'll never settle for being the cook! I SHALL BE BETTER!" Regal shouted, "CRECENT DARK MOON!"
He kicked one of his employees in the head, and George paled.
"Y..yes, sir.." he said meekly, and he quickly moved out of the way to let Regal through. Regal went down the elevator, and the man who Regal kicked groaned.
"Isn't..anyone going to get...me a doctor?" he moaned.
"..Uh..why would we do that?" George asked, kicking him again before leaving.
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Tower of Salvation, 2:05 P.M.
"MITHOS! I COMMAND THEE TO MAKE THYSELF KNOWN!" Regal bellowed.
"Uh...I'm right here..I was here when you entered," Mithos frowned, playing hopscotch with Kratos and Yuan.
"Hee hee! Yuan..You're loooooosing!" Kratos laughed, until he tripped, and cut his hair on the Eternal Sword thrust into the floor.
"NOOOO! THE ETERNAL SWORD!" Yuan gasped, and tried to hug the sword, "It's okay...shhh...I'm here...don't cry..Mommy loves you.."
"..Uh...I DEMAND THAT YOU GIVE ME A PART IN YOUR PLAY!" Regal shouted.
"QUIET!" Yuan screamed, "YOU'LL WAKE THE BABY!"
"Oh, that? I was coming to give you a part anyways," Mithos yawned, and tossed a script at his feet, "Now get out of here."
"But...but..I wanted..it to be cool..and a battle.." Regal pouted.
"A battle?" Kratos blinked, standing up quickly, "Fine! I have an opponent worthy of your strength!"
Kratos muttered a few words, and a blonde guinea pig appeared before Regal.
"Behold! Herald, the Summon Spirit of...RODENT-NESS!"
"Oh, I didn't know you were a summoner, dear," Yuan smiled, stroking the Eternal Sword.
"Neither did I...neither did I," Kratos smirked.
Regal blinked at Herald, and burst out laughing.
"You seriously want me to fight this thing? I'll waste it in..er, six seconds," Regal boasted, putting on his fluffy pink greaves.
"We'll see.." Kratos muttered, "HERALD! DEFEND YOUR RODENT-NESS"
Herald hissed, and tackled Regal, clawing his face.
"AH! NO! MY ALMOST-AS-PERFECT-AS-ZELOS' FACE! GET OFF!" he screamed, flailing wildly.
Unable to withstand the might power of Herald, the Summon Spirit of Rodent-ness, Regal died.
"Such a waste.." Yuan sighed, "I bet he would've been a great playmate for Eternal Sword, yes he would've! that's my baby! Oh..who's the cutest baby in the world? You are! Yes you are!"
"Okay, Yuan...you can stop pretending now," Mithos frowned.
"Huh? What are you talking about? The Eternal Sword is my baby!" Yuan cried, "STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!"
So, while Yuan and Mithos fought over...Yuan's baby, Kratos started digging a grave for Regal..until a life bottle fell from his hair, which seconded as a place to store items, and opened right by Regal, therefore reviving him.
"I'M ALIVE!" he cried, and hugged Kratos.
Kratos growned, and kicked Regal, "SUPER LIGHTNING SHOVEL!"
Regal dodged, and skipped off with his script, "Oh...and I'm prettier than you!"
Kratos waited until he was gone, and clenched his teeth. "We'll see about that..."
END OF CHAPTER 3
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I was actually listening to Les Miserables while I wrote this chapter. Er..so, review more? I really don't mind when you tell me stuff I did wrong and that I'm stupid and need a hobby. Heck, I know all that, but I don't mind hearing it over again. Soo..thank for everything!