Disclaimer: I don't own ToS, or Les Miserables. That honor belongs to Namco, everyone else who owns ToS, and Victor Hugo, who wrote Les Miserables, until it was turned into a musical by Alain Bounlil and Claude-michel Schonberg. the lyrics to Les Miserables by Herbert Kretzmer. Amazing, huh?
Note: This is about a week after chapter three. Big time jump, huh? Oh, and the words that I replaced are "Hell", "Sweet Jesus", I know, not really cussing, but I just felt like changing the words. Randomness is what made this, after all.
The Miserable: Symphonia
Chapter 4
Rehearsal..Part 1
Tower of Salvation, 7:00 A.M.
"Finally! Rehearsal is going to begin!" Mithos cried, welcoming everyone as they slowly trudged into the tower, all in their pajamas. Lloyd's pajamas were red with large chu-chu trains on them. He wore red slippers with dodo faces on them. Colette's pajamas were white, and had splats if blood on them...that weren't part of the original idea. Her slippers were glass, like something Cinderella. Kratos' pajamas were covered with pictures of Yuan, as were his slippers, and Yuan's pajamas were covered with pictures of the Eternal Sword. Zelos' pajamas had unicorns on them, and Sheena's had Zelos on them...stabbed, ripped, and kissed. And everyone else had boring pajamas.
"Why...so early in the morning?" Yuan asked, stifling a yawn.
"So you guys make complete idiots out of yourselves," Mithos beamed.
"Huh?" Lloyd asked, blinking.
"Don't question me! Or I shall..um..chop you down with my Eternal Sword!" Mithos laughed, making his way towards his sword.
"No! Don't dull him!" Yuan cried, clinging to Kratos, "Oh..they grow up so fast.."
"Who are you?" Kratos blinked.
"...The one on your pajamas..." Yuan said slowly, "You know me..Yuan...we've been friends for the past 4000 years.."
"...Yeeaah...riiiight," Kratos laughed, "You silly, the person on my pajamas is..Oh..wait. Wow..when did I put these on?"
"Uh..Why is Mithos spazing out?" Sheena yawned, falling asleep.
Everyone looked over, and Mithos was doing some sort of dance around the Eternal Sword.
"Let...me...touch you!" he cried, "I am your master!"
"I don't feel like it," a voice echoed across the room.
Yuan gasped, "Did you hear that! His first words! Oh..I'm so proud!"
"You can talk!" Mithos, Kratos, Lloyd, and a random hobo exclaimed, all jumping backwards.
"Uh...duh...Origin told you the day he gave me to you that I could," the Eternal Sword yawned, "Oh, and Origin says he hates you, you suck, and you sound like a girl."
"Why won't you let me touch you, though! I own you! Why can Yuan touch you?"
"Uh..he gave me food..and he creeps me out," the sword replied.
"What about the stupid rehearsal?" Zelos yawned, hugging a pink pony doll.
"Yeah! If you're just going to sit here and waste my time, I'm leaving!" Genis exclaimed, "I've almost beaten my new game.."
"What game is that?" Raine blinked.
"Barney's Hide and Seek," Genis smiled, "Those kids are so hard to find."
"Well...since I can't chop you guys up, I guess we'll start rehearsal," Mithos sighed, floating over to the rest of the group, "Uh...where should we start at?"
"Oh!" Raine cried, raising her hand frantically, "Fantine's death! Fantine's death!"
"Uh...no..Why don't we start at the beginning..?" Mithos yawned, "Now! We'll have all the guys, 'cept Yuan and Kratos, because they're important, be the extra people right now. Anyone have any chains?"
Regal frowned, "I do...but these shackles symboli.."
"Great!" Mithos grinned, yanking them off, taking a few of Regal's fingers along with it.
"Noo...my hands..." Regal sniffled.
"Okay!" Mithos grinned, and got his angels to bring him chains, and starting chaining up Lloyd, Genis, Regal, Zelos, and two random hobos that were grave robbing.
"Oh! Start singing!" all the girls giggled, all mushed together and whispering quickly.
"Uh..." all of them blinked, and grabbed their scripts,
"Look down, look down
Don't look 'em in the eye
Look down, look down,
You're here until you die."
"Uh.." Lloyd blinked, and sang:
The sun is strong It's hot as Hel.."
"HOLD IT!" Mithos shouted, grabbing Lloyd script and slapping him repeatedly with it, "NO, no no! I've told you a thousand times! I want this to be a family-friendly production, so NO SWEARING! So every almost swear word shall be replaced with the word 'icecream.' Any questions?"
"Uh...what do you mean, 'family friendly'?" Sheena asked, raising her hand, "Fantine becomes a whore, for crying out loud!"
"Quiet you!" Mithos growled, "JUDGEMENT!"
Sheena died, and some of the other hobos that were there starting looting her body.
"Now! Lloyd, start again, if you would," Mithos smiled sweetly.
"Wait...what happened to Chocolat?" Colette frowned.
"Huh?" Mithos blinked.
-----FLASHBACK----
The day after scripts were handed out, Welgaia, above the Tower of Salvation, 6:00 A.M.
"Uh..you..What's
your name. Coffee, or whatever," Yggdrasill said boredly, playing chess
with the Eternal Sword...and losing, badly.
"It's CHOCOLAT!" she screamed, jumping up and down.
"Poo-poo, you think I bother to remember crazy names like
Tobacco? Anyways, you can go home now," Mithos frowned, making his move.
"Huh! You mean...I can just go? What about the play?" Chocolat blinked.
"Play? Stop talking crazy, Chicken! Just get out of here
before I force you to play ping-pong with me," Yggdrasill growled, and
Chocolat nodded, not bothering to correct him.
"Thank you so much! Oh...AND MAGNIUS WAS A FAG!" she screamed, and ran towards the big teleporter.
"Was he the one that sounded like he was constipated all the time?" Mithos frowned.
"I don't know.." the Eternal Sword frowned, "Check Mate"
"What! Noooo!" Mithos cried, "Now I'm going to forget that you can talk!"
---END OF FLASHBACK-----
"Uh...yeah...heeerrr.." Mithos laughed nervously, "Puh-lease..You think I'd forget about her? She's...um...sleeping with the fishes. OH WAIT NO! NO! She's um...kicked the bucket. yes...Wait..NO! Uh...Let's just say...she's..um..safe?"
"OKAY! I'M GONNA SING NOW!" Lloyd shouted, and did so.
"The sun is strong It's hot as icecream below."
All the men sang:
"Look down, look down,
There's twenty years to go."
They looked each other, and Regal sighed:
"I've done no wrong!
My icecream, hear my prayer!"
"Oh...they're so cute together!" the girls cried, and continued gossiping.
"Look down look down,
Your icecream doesn't care."
"Blah, blah, blah. Who cares about the stupid prisoners. Skip that part! Now..let's get the two hotties out here!" Mithos squealed, and pushed everyone who was chained up off of the platform, and they fell into a bottomless pit.
"That's us, right?" Yuan asked excitedly.
"..No...it's me and Herald!" Kratos burst out, and tackled Yuan.
"Uh..anyways, let's gooo.." Mithos frowned.
"Okay!" they said together, and walked onto the make-shift stage.
"Who goes first again?" Kratos blinked, "I...I'm bad at remembering stuff"
"What are you talking about, Kratos? You've remembered the combination to by cookie stash for over 4000 years..You have a great memory!" Mithos smiled, "Come on...don't be shy now..Sing your hearts out!"
"Uh...don't we get to use scripts?" Yuan asked.
"Oh, of course not! You should have it memorized by now!" Mithos grinned, "I'm waiting"
"Oh..uh...Valjean whats-your name!" Yuan cried, "I...I think you're stupid! Get out of my sight..or..or I'll give you..umm...1993000 gald!"
"OKAY!" Kratos grinned, waiting, "Come on, Um, Janet, I'm waiting for the gald!" Mithos burst out crying, "You..you idiots! That...THAT WAS WONDERFUL!"
"Uh..they didn't get anything right, though," Raine frowned.
"What would YOU know!" Mithos cried, "Stay away from my slave-friends!"
"Mithos..we aren't really your friends.." Kratos said slowly.
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME BY THAT NAME! ONLY MY FORMER COMPANIONS MAY CALL ME BY THAT NAME!" Mithos screamed, "RAY! Oh wait...You ARE one of my former companions. Oops! My bad!"
Kratos was hit, and died.
"Nooooo!" Everyone cried dramatically.
"Er, anyways, the rehearsal is over for today..Come back when a large pink hippo flies over your house," Mthos yawned, and disappeared.
"So..what are we going to do about Kratos, Yuan?" Genis frowned, walking over,
"Who's Kratos?" Yuan asked.
"Well, let's go enjoy our break...while we have it..." Lloyd sighed.
"Didn't you fall off into a bottomless pit?" Raine asked.
"Uh...maybe?" Lloyd shrugged, "Anyone wanna play Twister?"
"I DO!" everyone shouted, even the hobos, and they all skipped off to enjoy their last day of freedom.
END OF CHAPTER 4
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Yeah...chapter 4..sorry it was so short! I was swamped that day with tons of junk! sigh Oh well, right? I forgot to mention..in the third chapter..I don't own the Geico line..I was just bored, and I saw one of their commercials while writing that chapter. So..that's about it. R & R, as always! Is it just me, or are my chapters getting shorter? Er...sorry about that! I'll try...harder?