Disclaimer: I got bored, so here's a poem:
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
My friends don't sue me,
So neither should you.
A/N:Yeah...So I'm torn about how long I shoudl really pull this out. Soo..you can give me ideas! I'll even post your name and stuffs! Er...yeah.
The Miserable: Symphonia Chapter 5 Not Rehearsal
Tethe'alla base, Near Flanior, Tethe'alla, 1:00 A.M.
"And...and then..he..He wouldn't wake up.." Yuan choked between tears. They fell onto his desk, and the story he was writing about Kratos really being a girl was all soggy and unreadable.
"Umm...Yuan? Since when did we have telephones? Since when were telephones invented?" Kratos asked over Yuan's pink, fluffy phone.
"YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE! MY TV DIED AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS THIS STUPID TELEPHONE THAT WE'RE TALKING ON!" Yuan screamed, and burst out sobbing.
"Uh...I'm..sorry?" Kratos said slowly from teh other end, "Oh yeeaaaah...that's the spot...Hit me! Come on...I know you have more than that..."
"Umnm...Kratos?" Yuan asked slowly, 'Who's there?"
"Oh, Lloyd brought me a chocolate shake..It's sooo..delicious," Kratos mummbled, slurping something down.
"Hmm...I wonder where Yggy is. By now he would've brought us that pink flying hippo.."
"Yeah...maybe he's stalking us again," Kratos suggested, "Or I did hear something about a rebellion..something about them wanting sailor suits.."
"Aww...he was so cute! But...he's not as special to me..as you are, Kratos," Yuan said softly.
"Uh, yeah..I love you too...I think. Who's this again?" Kratos asked, stuffing his face with more ice-cream.
Yuan sighed, "Oh, never mind..I'll come over tomorrow, 'kay? Talk to ya later. CHA-CHING!"
Yuan hung up, and sighed, cradling the Eternal Sword, "It's okay..I love you.."
"...How'd you take me out of the Tower of Salvation?" the Eternal Sword asked, "I'm gonna play chinese checkers with Mithos tomorrow."
"Aww...just go to sleep."
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Outside Zelos' Mansion, Meltokio, Tethe'alla, 3:00 A.M.
Night. When most people are asleep. Except..those choice few. Tonight, Raine was one of those choice few. She WOULD get into Zelos' house, and she would get back her hair curlers!
"Hmph..Zelos, I will defeat you!" Raine cried quietly, and slinked along the tall bushes surrounding the perimeter of the building.
"Noo..not the muffin...no! Stay awaaay!" Zelos mumbled, tossing and turning in his sleep, "Ah, NO!"
He burst up, and gasped, clutching his oh-so-sexy chest. "It...it was only a dream.." he sighed to himself, and laid back down, "This is the last time I have a pecan triple chocolate milk shake with cherries, strawberries, steak, chicken, lasagna, tomato soup, grilled cheese, a VCR, lettuce, caramel, vanilla topping, coconut, cheese, sesame seeds, and a bunch of raisins before bed.."
He yawned, and was soon fast asleep again, all of Raine's hair curlers neatly tangled up in all of his red glory.
Outside, Raine studied the area for traps, and found none. She took one step towards his house, and suddenly, kitten ninjas appeared out of nowhere.
"None may approach..LORD SEBASTIAN!" the ninjas cried, and ran at Raine full-force.
"Er...CRAP! I should've brought one of the S-type party members to defend me.." Raine cursed, and kept using force field and pineapple gels. Soon, all the ninjas were tired out, and they were all down to 1 HP, because half the time they were bickering on who was hotter: Zelos, Yuan, Lloyd, or Kratos. Raine sighed, and quickly snuck passed them.
She looked carefully at the window for more traps, then slowly opened it. She fell inside, and blinked a note on the floor. She cautiously looked around, and picked it up.
"Dear Hunny,
If you really
wanted to see me, you could've waited until morning. Now I shall have
hellhounds eat at your flesh and bones. Good day, and thanks for being
my hunny!
The one and only,
Zelos
P.S. Does this headband make my head look big? And does it do justice to my eyes? Oh, and 'pologize for the mess. I'm too sexy to clean up, and my butler's too busy chasing after Sir Bud."
Raine blinked, and stared at the note. "Hellhounds..? they never had anything like that in the monster list.."
Suddenly, two men in dog customes appeared. Raine jumped back, and prepared for the fight of her life.
"Er...ruff.." one of them said blandly.
"BARK! RUFF ARF WOOF!" the other one shouted loudly, shaking the house.
"SHUT UP, YOU MUTTS!" Zelos shouted from upstairs, "I'M SMARTER THAN YOUR FOOT!"
Raine gasped, horrified at the hellhounds that stood before her, and backed herself into a corner. How was she going to get out of this one?
-----TO BE CONTINUED-----
Dirk's house, near Iselia Forest, Sylverant, 9:00 A.M.
"LLOYD! LLOYD!" Colette and Genis shouted in fear, bursting into the house, awakening a very annoyed tan dwarf.
"Shaddup!" he bellowed, and turned over on the rock he slept on.
"Whatsit?" lloyd yawned, triping down the wooden stairs and landing face-first into Dirk's stove...while it was on.
So while Lloyd screamed in agony, Colette and Genis sat down and played a game of cards.
"Lloyd, are you done losing HP yet?" Colette yawned, "Go fish."
"CURSES! YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!" Genis cried, and sobbed on Lloyd's shirt.
"...What are you guys playing?" Lloyd asked hesitantly.
"Mancala," Colette frowned.
"Right..So what was so urgent?"
"Oh, that!" genis and Colette said together.
"Well...you see.."Colette started.
"The people of Mizuho..." Genis continued.
"And..Sheena..."
"NO! I MUST SAVE THEM! WHAT HORROR IS AFTER THEM!" Lloyd shouted, beating his head repeatedly on the table.
"Well...they're having"
"A dance party.." Genis finished.
"...huh?"
"Well, last we saw them," Colette said quickly, "Well...They...THEY WERE DOING THE MACERENA!"
She burst out sobbing, and Lloyd stepped back, deep in shock. "No...nooo...NOOOOOOO! It..it's hopeless! We can't save them! Not now!"
"And..they were planning on doing the Bunny Hop next!" Genis trembled, hugging himself for comfort.
"Not...NOT THE BUNNY HOP!" Dirk shouted, squealed, and threw himself in the stream.
"We...We HAVE to save them!" Lloyd gasped, finally recovering, and he grabbed his swords, "Let's go!"
-----ALSO TO BE CONTINUED-
President's Office, Lerenzo Company, Altamira, Tethe'alla, 2:00 P.M.
"Ooooh! Presea!" George cried, hugging her tightly, "You're just adorable as Klonoa!"
"Loopity-do," Presea responded, emotionless.
"Oh, Master Regal..what about that play you wanted to get into so badly?" he frowned, turning over to his boss, who was spitting gum wads at passerbys.
"Huh? Oh...well, has a pink hippo flown overhead?"
"Well, no.." George replied weakly.
"Then I'm fine..or do you need a kick?" Regal frowned, smiling as a random person screamed in pain as one of Regal's gum wads struck them in the eye.
"..Er..what about Presea?"
"Wahoo.."
"What about her?" Regal said boredly.
"Is it safe to keep her as Klonoa? She's starting to creep me out.." George whinned, "I WANNA GO HOME!"
"..What is home?" Presea sighed, and everyone in the world gasped at her.
"What?" she frowned.
"You...you spoke! While wearing the Klonoa custome inside Altamira!" Regal cried, "But how!"
"Weeeelll..." Presea started, and the story started to fade out...
----Also...to be continued.----
A/N: Er...sorry about that! I really couldn't think! And..yeah? If you find typos, that's because I forgot to get my new editor(my cousin, Envy), to spell check it..sigh Oh, well. Who needs an editor! Er..well, I do, buuuut.yeah. Anyways, thanks for all your support, and..I'm sooo sorry I didn't get this posted sooner! I'll try to do better!