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The Miserable: Symphonia
Chapter 6:
Not Rehearsal, part 2
(Continuation) Inside Zelos's Mansion, 1st floor, High end of town, Meltokio, Tethe'alla, 3:25 A.M.
"N...no.." Raine stuttered, twitching slightly, wanting to run away..yet wanting to study these new creatures at the same time.
"Hi.." the bored-looking one smiled, waving his hand.
"AHHH! UH...UH.." Raine screamed, looking around frantically, "Uh..HURRICANE THRUST!"
"You can't use Hurricane Thrust," the other one frowned, "You're a girl..oh, and a healer!"
Raine waited, but nothing happened. "Ah, screw it," she muttered, "RAY!"
"Ahhhhh!" The two screamed, and exploded in a vast pretty, 'splody thingy of Zelos' faces.
"Ha!" Raine said proudly, tackling a nearby plant, "You shall never defeat the great Raine!"
A potato fell from the chandelier, and hit Raine on the head. She squealed, and lost 3742 of her 4264 HP.
"NOOOO!" she screamed, and fell over.
Else where in the house, Zelos yawned and stretched. It was 3:30, time for his daily murdering of small children who have sold their soul to Santa. It was his duty as a Chosen of Mana! He had to save those poor children from Santa's mind-melting powers!
"I will save yooouuuuu!" Zelos cried, bursting from his window, and jumping off the second floor. He blinked, and frowned. "Oh wait...I can't fly..NOOOOOO!"
He came crashing down, and, in a high unlikly circumstance, landed on top of poor Raine, and broke her leg.
"Well...hello, my glamorous beauty!" Zelos exclaimed cheerfully, and sat comfortably upon Professor Sage.
"...Z..Zelos!" Raine burst out, wriggling as hard as she could to squeeze away from him.
"..Yes?" Zelos asked sweetly.
"Uh..heh..er..I..I came for my curlers!" Raine said quickly, when Zelos finally got off her.
"Curlers? Curlers...huh..OH! Hair curlers!" Zelos grinned stupidly, "yes, yes..What about hair curlers?"
"You..You borrowed mine! I want them back! NOW!" Raine shouted.
Zelos cocked his head to one side, "What are you spewing, Professor? I borrowed these hair curlers from Sheena..and I borrowed these slippers from Yuan..although I think he is going a little crazy with those hallucinagenic mushrooms.."
"but..ah..Where are my..?" Raine stuttered.
"Oh, you lent them to Yggy, 'member?" Zelos beamed, slowly taking Sheena's curlers out of his elegant red hair.
"...no.." Raine said weakly, and groaned. she had gotten past ninja kittens, hellhounds, and Zelos himself for those curlers, and they weren't even hers!
"Hey, my glamorous beauty?"
"What?" Raine said blankly, getting angrier by the moment.
"Want to help me save all the children from...Santa!" Zelos asked quickly.
"...Uh..sure!" Raine shrugged, and the two walked out, Zelos still in his pajamas, and Raine covered in ninja blood.
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(continued also)
Somewhere outside Mizuho, Fooji, Tethe'alla, 3:35 P.M.
"A..are you sure we can do this?" Genis asked, clinging to Lloyd.
"...No..and stop hugging me! I'm not gay today!" lloyd shouted.
Colette whinned, "I'm scared..how are we supposed to get in there?"
"Easy..we hop the fence," Lloyd smiled.
"..A 30-foot fence?" Genis asked skeptically.
"YUP!" Lloyd and Colette shouted together, and ran towards the fence.
"Wait..!" Genis called, but it was too late. Colette had broken through the though impassible wall, and the two were inside.
"It..it's too late!" Genis sobbed, and cried into his hands.
"WAHOO!" Lloyd shouted, "I LOVE THE BUNNY HOP! COME ON, EVERYONE! LET'S GO!"
"YEAH! GLAD YOU COULD COME!" Sheena shouted, and the village of Mizuho got into a long line, and started doing the bunny hop.
Genis looked up, and gasped. "N...no! I..I'm the only one left..NOOOO! Lloyd..I...I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!"
He shouted the last part, and ran off crying into the forest, before getting eaten by a lobo, who wasn't supposed to be in that area at all.
----Actually, to be continued..I think..----
By Origin's Seal, Torrent Forest, Heimdall, Tethe'alla, 11:00 A.M.
"Lloyd..." Kratos said, sniffling and drying his eye with a tissue, "You have to kill me to stop Mithos..Wait...I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I HAVE TOO MANY SOAP OPERAS THAT I STILL NEED TO SEE!"
"uh, Kratos? I'm not Lloyd..I'm Yuan," Yuan frowned, yawning.
"YUAN!" Kratos gasped, hugging him and tackling him to the ground, "Where's the Eternal Sword?"
"The what?"
"You know...you're baby," he frowned.
"...Kratos..YOU ARE CRAZY! STOP SNIFFING WELGAIA'S HALLUCINAGENIC MUSHROOMS!" Yuan shouted, slapping Kratos.
"Sorry..."
"Anyways.." Yuan said, narrowing his eyes, "Any sign of Mithos? I think he's a peeping tom.."
"Aren't we all.? Aren't we all.." Kratos sighed.
"..Uh...Tobacco's not.." Yuan frowned.
"Who?" Kratos blinked. "..Cocoa? Uh..Chicken? Potato?" Yuan frowned, trying to remember a name, "Maybe it was Chocolat..?"
"Nah! No way anyone would be named Chocolat!" Kratos laughed.
"Yeah..I bet it was Potato," Yuan nodded.
"Can I come out yet? It's really stuffy in here...and I have to go to the bathroom!" Origin whinned.
Kraots looked back at the grave-thingy, and yawned. "As if..Mithos won that game of Twister fair and square."
"Aww...no fair! I WANNA COOKIE!" Origin whinned, and tried to break free, but to no avail.
"What's this crap made out of?"
"Crap...from Noishe.." Kratos replied.
"Ewww! And it was a mess to clean up!" Yuan squealed, "Oh, Kratos...I heard there's this totally fab dance party over at Mizuho...would...would you..go with me?"
They both blushed, and Kratos cleared his throat. "Yuan...Hell no! I'm too busy rehearsing for when Lloyd comes..and..and I HAVE SOAP OPERAS! OH MY GOD! ONE'S STARTING NOW!"
Kratos screamed, and flew away as fast as his pretty, stupid blue wings would take him.
"Fine..see if I care!" Yuan shouted after him, tears forming, "Fine..I..I'll go ask that random angel I kicked in chapter one if he wants to go."
Yuan whinned, and skipped off into the forest.
"...Uh..hello?" Origin said, "Guys? Uh..I'm still here..Helloooo? I'm lonely! Let's play polly pocket! Or Barbie! Ooh! I am so Teresa! Gimme that doll now!"
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Err...so sorry for the shortness. I think they mkight start getting shorter..Sorry! Well, my editor's been hiding, so I guess I'll be my own editor for awhile. Soo...Thanks for all your support, and uh..brain freeze...Keep reading! Review, as it makes me happy, and it makes me like writing. Oh, and if anyone cares, I enjoy writing stupidity for Kratos and Yuan the most..I don't know why..it's just so easy..