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The Miserable: Symphonia
Chapter 9: Complaints
Altessa's House, Fooji, Tethe'alla, 8:27 P.M
"I can't believe this!"
"Who does he think he is!"
"Now what are we going to do?"
"Where the hell is Hawaii!"
Things like this were spoken all morning, as the group slowly awakened from some random..thing they were doing. Although, Kratos and Yuan had mysteriously disappeared during the night. Of course, no one really paid too much attention, though.
"I really think you're overreacting," Altessa said, watching Tabatha making curry. This caused a short battle, ending up with Genis and Presea both half-dead, Sheena with a wounded arm, Colette with a twisted ankle, and, somehow, Zelos and Lloyd in mini-skirts. And of course this caused an uproar from all the girls except for Raine, amazingly. But, before anymore argueing/battling could commence, suddenly...Kratos and Yuan burst in!
"Daddy!" Lloyd shouted, filling with joy.
"Loser!" Kratos shouted back, laughing cruely and tackling Yuan as he tried to sneak towards Zelos, "DON'T YOU DARE CHEAT ON ME!"
Yuan gasped, and tossed a large brown package towards the unsuspecting Chosen. "Go!" he cried, as Kratos gnawed on his arm like a dog, "Take it to her! And don't forget meeee!"
Kratos, shocked and feeling rejected, immediately jumped back, his eyes covered by his messy, unloved hair.
"Hey..." Sheena said suddenly, looking around the room, "I didn't notice this before...But where's Regal?"
This statement made everyone freeze, and glance around the room. Alas, no sign of their blue-haired, kind of odd companion Regal Bryant.
"He.. said something about fighting for peace and love in the power of the moon..." Presea said monotonously.
"Wait...isn't that Sailor Moon..?" Lloyd asked, tilting his head. Everyone else shrugged, and went on with their business. But, before anymore discussion could be made, a letter floated it from the open window, causing silence to befall the party. It landed harmessly on the table. Everyone stared at it with wide eyes. After a few minutes, it was decided that they would sacrifice Genis and make him open it, because he was the least sexiest male. Mean, huh? He slowly opened it, as dramatic music played in the background. The room was so quiet, the only noise the small rip of the paper. And inside was...
--Honolulu, Hawaii, USA, Earth 9:00 AM--
"Whee! I'm a tourist! A naked tourist!" Mithos laughed evily, running up and down a beach, causing everyone to scream in agony and hide, their eyes melting.
"Um...Lord Yggdrasil?" Forcystus asked, shifting uncomfortably. He always knew his leader was a little off, but he never dreamed of him being a nudist. Well...not too often, at least.
"What! Why does thou interupt me!" Yggdrasil bellowed, spinning around in a circle.
"Shouldn't you be getting back to Sylverant and Tethe'alla? Don't they need you for that play?" the Grand Cardinal asked, sighing.
"What! Oh no! The play! I completely forgot!...Oh well. They can handle it,"he shrugged, running towards a small child, laughing evily, "FEAR ME!"
So Forcystus ran and hide, pretending he had no connection to the crazy nuse tourist, and beat himself unconscious with a stick. Yay for sticks.
--Back at Altessa's House, Fooji, Tethe'alla 8:48 P.M.--
Tension was unnaturally high as Genis slowly opened the letter. Nothing came out, and Lloyd squealed like a girl. The room fell silent, and Genis pulled out the letter, reading it slowly. Everyone else bit each other's nails, before the half-elf gasped, and dropped the letter.
"What!" they all shrieked.
"The bastard Mithos sent us his phone bill!" he said angrily, "Oh, and we have practice tomorrow."
The room fell silent once more, mostly because half of the party had passed out from nerves. The half were busy racing through their scripts, trying to remember who they were even playing as.
It was Yuan who broke the silence. "Do I look better in pink or blue?"
And he was never heard from again.
A/N: Eeeeh...Short, rushed, and...not too good. Sorry, everyone! Although encouragement and stuff helps. It really does. So please review or something?