Author's Notes: I thought I should make this chapter as soon as I posted the first one.

Disclaimer: I no own.

You've Got Mail

The mighty Hao Asakura sat on a canyon on a hot summer day, glaring at a small laptop that Laryla gave him on his lap. The long haired Asakura stared at the screen and saw the number of e-mails in his inbox increase like mad. "I'm going to kill her..." he mumbled angrily at the sight of increasing numbers.

"47935 e-mails..." he grumbled. Hao took a deep breath. "But it would be so rude of me too ignore my loyal fans now would it?"

The brunette cracked his fingers and opened his inbox. Hao took another deep breath and prepared for the worst. He opened a random e-mail.

From: HeavenlyAngel69

To: StarOnFire783

Subject: OMG! I'm your number 1 fan!

Hao stared at the subject. He had a feeling he'd see a lot of that...

Dear my loving Hao,

"Hmm... I'm liking this already... loving" He chuckled.

OMG, Hao Asakura, I LUV you! You're so sexah and I want you to bare my children! Write Back!

You're Future Wife,

Heavenly

Hao was almost blind by all the exclamation marks. And future wife? What's up with that? Not to mention the fact that one of his followers wanted to have their kids with them. "Pfft. As if I'd let a commoner bare MY offspring." said Hao. He hit the reply button and started to punch the keys.

Dear Heavenly,

There is no way in hell I'd ever have babies with you...

"No...That's making me sound cruel..." Hao frowned, holding down the backspace button.

I appreciate your love, but I'm far too busy to put my conquest of annihilating all humans, such as yourself aside to settle down and wed a non-shamanic person. But don't stop worshipping me. ) I might spare you when the time comes.

Your future ruler,

Hao

SEND

"There! That wasn't too hard." Hao released a satisfied laugh. "This will be a piece of cake!" He opened the next e-mail.

From: superiorbeingx3

To: StarOnFire

Subject: I will over throw you.

Hao,

"What happened to loving!" Hao asked, frowning.

U r crazy. U need serious help. I think Yo is awesomer than u. I bet I am more powerful than u will evah b. So u mite as well give up now.

From,

Superior

This one made Hao crack up. His lack of spelling (Misspelling his brother's name mostly.) and that he thinks he is more powerful than the almighty Hao Asakura was fresh. But thinking of a reply for this nut might be a bit difficult.

Dear "Superior"

Oh yes, the quotations on superior was good.

You think you are better than me? Do YOU have a giant spirit than can crush anything? Do you have the looks that women live on? I will be glad to kill you with my own hands for your arrogance.

Hao paused. Was this pitiful e-mail worth replying too?

Nope.

DELETE!

The Asakura placed the laptop aside and laid back on the huge rock. "Two down... forty-seven, nine hundred thirty-three more to go..."

47933 e-mails too read...

Hao groaned. He was gonna really kill Laryla now. He sat up. "I can't stop now." he said to himself. He'll somehow do this. He just has to be positive. Hao reached for his laptop again and set it on his lap. "Here we go." he said, opening the next e-mail.

From: AsAkUrAbAbY3398

To: StarOnFire

Subject: hi!

Dear Hao,

I am a loyal follower of you! I have shaman powers too! And I have 10 spirits!

Hao stopped...TEN spirits! That's more than the shaman council has. But nonetheless, this was a follower.

One of my spirits is a fox with angel wings! Another is an angel herself! All my spirits are ultra powerful and when they combine together, they form a gigantic spirit more powerful than the Great Spirits! I think we should team up together. I can be a HUGE help in dominating the world too! Plus, people say I'm REALLY pretty. So, you never know!

Love,

Jamie Asakura

"Whoa, what?" Hao squinted his eyes. "Jamie Asakura...? Is she one of my relatives? I've never heard of her..." Hao scratched his head. "This is preposterous." he snorted. "I think this is worse than that Superior guy... tsk. But none the less..."

Dear Jamie,

Do I know you?

"Should I just stop there...?"

Are you like... my long lost cousin? Oh! I know, I bet you're my "secret twin sister separated at birth"! You are some character my dear. And I find it HIGHLY impossible for a shaman to have ten spirits. If you say you're so strong, why haven't I've heard of you? If you say you're so pretty, why didn't you dazzle me with your photo? No matter, I'm not interested in your offer Ms. Jamie. Have a nice day. And I hope to see you at my next family reunion.

Hao Asakura

SEND

Hao smoothed his long hair back, and started on the next.

From: shamanluver6236

To: StarOnFire

Subject: (no subject)

Dear Zeke,

"HOLD UP!" Hao stared at the name. "ZEKE? Who the hell is this Zeke?"

U are so awesome. Your SoF is awesome too.

"S...o...F?"

I luv your pants also. And my name is Zeke too! What are the odds:D

Your fan,

Zeke

"Oh boy..." Hao sighed. This is gonna take a while...

Dear Zeke,

I have no idea what you are talking about. My name is Hao Asakura. You are definitely no fan of mine if you don't even know my name. And what the hell is the SoF?

Hao

P.S. Thank you for the compliment about my pants. I love them too.

SEND

Hao closed his laptop, for he had enough... "But..." he pondered. "Who else is a victim to Laryla's insane plot?"

Meanwhile...

"What is this!" exclaimed a panicked little Lyserg. He had 702 e-mails and growing in his inbox. Oh Morphine! What am I going to do!" Lyserg ran around in circles, pulling out his hair.

Meanwhile...

"What the hell?" asked a certain Chinese shaman. Ren Tao, 9146 e-mails in his inbox. Ren bashed the computer screen. "Damn that woman! I should've suspected as much..."

"What is it little brother?" ask Jun Tao, Ren Tao's older sister as she walked into the room. Ren's spike shot up as he stared at his computer screen.

Was this mayhem cease anytime soon?

Of course not.

To be continued...

ChibiLaryla: There's chapter two. Chapter three shall be up shortly.