Author's Rants: This is the first time I've written something, then posted two more chapters on the same week. o.o Whoa.
Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King.
You've Got Mail
"Onii-sama, what is that?" asked Pirika, younger sister to HoroHoro. "THIS my dear sister is called a com-pu-t-er...or whatever it's called. Laryla gave it to us and hooked us up with e-mails and stuff." said the blue haired shaman, HoroHoro. The two siblings stared at an empty laptop screen. "What does it do?" the blue haired girl asked, poking the screen. "It does... AMAZING STUFF!" Horo replied.
"Like what?" Pirika asked, blinking in utter confusing.
"Like...stuff!"
"What kind of stuff?"
"E-mails and other things."
"Why didn't you say that before?"
"...Don't you have to go somewhere?"
"Well, now that you mentioned it. I'm gonna play with Kororo! Goodbye big brother!" Pirika waved and exited their hut.
Once his little sister left; Horo turned his attention back to the small device in front of him. "Now let's see... how to make it work..." Horo started groping the hardware, finding an on button.
Two hours later...
"Yay! It's on!" Horo cheered; but even though he was able to turn the small thing on, he almost paid the price of totally tearing the laptop apart piece by piece. Horo finally opened his inbox.
"Wow! I didn't know I had so many fans!" exclaimed HoroHoro. He stared at the 2571 e-mails in his inbox with a large grin on his face. "I bet I have more than Ren. Hehehe!" he snickered. The Usui sat in his hut, a laptop on his lap and watched the e-mails grow.
"2572, 2573, 2574..." He counts. "I am so awesome! Hahaha!" HoroHoro cackled. He opened the first e-mail in excitement and began.
From: Basonheaver9735
To: SnowingKoroPoro0001
Subject: (no subject)
Dear HoroHoro,
Is your hair color natural or did you dye it that color? And do you know how to ski? And is your sister single?
Bason
HoroHoro stared at the e-mail in irritation. The thought of 2574 e-mails that will sound similar to the one in front of him gave Horo a tingle down his spine. He hit the reply button and pecked at the keys.
Bason,
Yes, my hair IS really blue. Is blue such a bad color? I mean, the sky is blue but you don't ask if it's its natural color or not. And I have no clue how to ski. I bet you asked that from the phrase "If you can snowboard, you can ski." And that's not true...trust me, I've tried skiing once and I ended up breaking a number of my bones and destroying a koropokkur village... o.o
HoroHoro
P.S. D: And why do you want to know if Pirika is single huh? I won't let you date her. Who knows what kind of jerk will rape her!
SEND
"Pfft... Is Pirika single...GAH!" Horo scuffed. He rubbed is negative emotions off and opened the next.
From: HoroTao743614
To: SnowingKoroPoro0001
Subject: A serious question
Dear HoroHoro,
Have you ever thought of pairing up with Ren Tao? Come on:wink: I know you like him!
Yaoiluver
"WHAT?" Horo screamed as he read the text. His scream caused a small avalanche near his home but luckily, Horo and laptop was not harmed. HoroHoro blushed a crimson red as his finger slammed on the reply button.
Dear Yaoiluver,
How dare you say such a thing! I hate that Tao jerk! There's no way EVER that we could pair up! GROSS!
Horo
SEND
HoroHoro leaned back and crossed his arms in disapproval. Did the fans actually think he would hook up with his rival? Pshshaw! But a thought crossed his mind, did he or Ren give any type of hint that made people think that he and Ren were an item? "Ugh!" Horo sat up and opened the next e-mail, hoping this one would get him and Ren out of his mind.
From: animequeen96571
To: SnowingKoroPoro0001
Subject: I luv u!
Dear Trey,
I think you are so cool. Will you be my friend?
animequeen
"T-Trey?" HoroHoro shed a tear. "She's calling me 'Trey'? Like...something you eat off of? How mean!" Horo hit reply and pecked the keys with a determined expression to punch the right keys.
animequeen,
Why do you call me names? What did I ever do to you? Does it have to do with the fact that I like food? But that doesn't make any sense! I will not be friends with people who will call me names!
HoroHoro
P.S. See? HoroHoro is MY NAME!
SEND
Horo grunted. Only three e-mails and he already had enough. "I wonder if Ren is going through the same thing..." He paused. "GAH! RENNNN!" The thought of Yaoiluver's e-mail returned to his thoughts. He sobbed and opened the next letter.
From: angelicfairy5518
To: SnowingKoroPoro0001
Subject: hi!
Dear HoroHoro,
Do you think you can hook up with Ren?
"NO!" Horo yelled out. He quickly deleted the message. "I'm not gonna put up with people thinking Ren and I like each other! RAWR!" HoroHoro lifted his laptop and threw to clear across the room. The device slammed into the wall and smashed against the floor, shattering into many little pieces. "Humph!" HoroHoro crossed his arms and pouted like a small child.
But just then, another laptop appeared right in front of him. "What the?" Horo stared at the new computer that sat in front of him. "But I just..." he glanced over and saw the smashed up laptop right where it was. "Grr." Horo picked up the new computer and smashed it against the wall. It computer shattered and fell on top of the old one.
POOF!
Another laptop appeared in front of the blue haired boy. "WHAT?" He continued the process of annihilating the electronic thing only to have a new one appear each time. "WHAT IS GOING ON!" Horo yelled, pulling his hair out.
Meanwhile...
"Tsk, tsk, you can't stop now. This is getting so much fun!" Laryla said happily as she stood in front of a mirror and stared at Horo in his dismay. The girl chuckled. "Authoress privileges are awesome! HAHAHA!" Laryla cackled.
To be continued...
ChibiLaryla: Hahaha. I'm so mean. o.o I hope people don't actually e-mail these addresses... xD But I know someone will... Hehehe.