Author's Rant:watching s-Cry-ed opening :D I just love this song! It's so awesome. Plus, it has almost one of the best yaoi pairings. xD Ryuho x Kazuma! Yay!
Disclaimer: I don't own Mankin. D:
You've Got Mail
Last time...
"What is this!" exclaimed a panicked little Lyserg. He had 702 e-mails and growing in his inbox. Oh Morphine! What am I going to do?" Lyserg ran around in circles, pulling out his hair.
Before then...
"Thank you very much Ms. Laryla. You're so thoughtful!" exclaimed Lyserg happily, hugging his laptop. Of course he already HAD a computer...but his old one was crap and never thought of buying a new one.
"It was my pleasure Lyserg-kun!" Laryla bellowed. She waved goodbye to him and left, softly whispering "sucker." underneath her breath.
Lyserg closed his door and skipped happily, laptop in arms, to his desk; humming a joyful tune. As he placed the computer on his desk, Morphine fluttered towards her master. "Hello Morphine!" Lyserg sung. The fairy smiled and sat on Lyserg's shoulder as he booted up the device. A couple minutes later and...
Now...
"What is this!" exclaimed a panicked little Lyserg. He had 702 e-mails and growing in his inbox. Oh Morphine! What am I going to do?" Lyserg ran around in circles, pulling out his hair.
Morphine had a worried look on her face. She flew to Lyserg's face and expressed a face as if saying. "You mustn't disappoint these people." Lyserg calmed down and returned to his seat. "You're right Morphine. I'm going to answer these e-mails!" Optimistic Lyserg opened the first message and began reading.
From: shamanangel8260
To: SwingingPendulum
Subject: Hiya!
Dear Lyserg,
u r so cool. i wish i had ur hair style. i lyke ur pink fairy 2.
Angel
Lyserg whimpered at all the grammar mistakes in those THREE sentences. Did he dare reply to it? It would be rude not too...but still...it was going to be really hard.
Dear Angel,
Thank you so much for your compliment. But I'd appreciate it that when you talk to me, please use better grammar. D: No capitalization and usage of full words makes me cry. And lastly, my "pink fairy" has a name and her name is Morphine. ):
Lyserg
SEND
Lyserg leaned back against his chair. Did all fans have bad typing and grammar? If they did then he was better off turning off his computer and just going on with his life. But we couldn't let that happen, because then, the chapter would end short. So, he opened the next letter.
From: Lysergangel8376
"Ooh! Someone named themselves after me! How admirable!" Lyserg said happily.
To: SwingingPendulum
Subject: (no subject)
Lyserg,
I love you. You are my favorite character and your main color is green (which is my favorite color:D) and Morphine is really pretty. By the way, do you love the Iron Maiden Jeanne?
Lyserg Angel
Lyserg blushed madly. Did he love Jeanne-sama? Of course she was his leader for a while when he was a part of the X-LAWS and stuff...and she was very attractive and had quite a bit in common with him. He clicked reply and hesitantly started his answer.
Dear Lyserg Angel,
Thank you for all the compliments; I like green too. As for your question: I am very fond of Jeanne-sama but I can't say if I love her or not. Plus...I don't really think she likes me like that. :blush: I do keep in contact with her every now and then to see how she's doing. I guess she's just a good friend.
Lyserg
SEND
Lyserg felt a little better about himself about the fact that there was a least one e-mail that he read wasn't pointless. He opened the next.
From: shamanmanster884
To: SwingingPendulum
Subject: u suck
How could u pair up with a group who's AGAINST the almighty Hao-sama? U suck, I hope u burn in hell.
master
"How mean! He hurt my self-esteem..." Lyserg shed a tear. He was about to click the reply but shook his head. "No follower of Hao deserves an e-mail from me!" Lyserg puffed his cheeks and deleted the e-mail. "What makes Hao so attracting anyway? He's a total jerk..." Lyserg opened another message.
From: HoroTao743614
To: SwingingPendulum
Subject: What if?
Dear Lyserg,
If you were standard on a desert island and you were really horny and Marco and Ryu were the only people with you...who would you love on?
Yaoiluver
"WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?" Lyserg slammed his fist on the desk and grinded his teeth. Morphine leaped off of his shoulder in fright. "Ugh!" Lyserg tried to calm himself down. "That is so disgusting..." he mumbled. Lyserg hit reply and started typing.
Dear Yaoiluver,
That is so gross to think who I would love on. Both of them are like...15-20 years older than I am! I know Ryu thought I was a girl the first time we met and I have a tendency to cling to Marco but EW! Plus, I think Marco likes Jeanne. o.o But who doesn't like Jeanne? (Except Hao...) and Ryu just isn't my type...period...
Lyserg
SEND
The green haired boy buried his head in his palms. "People are so gross sometimes..." Morphine rested on her master's shoulder again. Lyserg closed the laptop and stood up. "I've had enough e-mails for one day Morphine. Let's play detective!" Lyserg grabbed his hat and map and pendulum and rushed out the door.
Meanwhile...
"Well, that was boring..." Laryla scoffed and waved her hand in front of the mirror. "But the game isn't over yet... BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
ChibiLaryla: Why did I put Lyserg x Jeanne fluff in there? o.O;;; I don't really like Lyserg and Jeanne together... Oh well. FAUST IS NEXT! HAHAHA!