KIRBY'S LIVE MAGIC SHOW!
"Welcome back to Kirby's Magic Show!" said Kirby, doing a little bow.
"We never left!" shouted some random idiot in the audience.
"Shut up, random idiot!" snapped Kirby. He turned back to the cameras, smiling. "So… next trick!"
The audience cheered.
"I'm going to need another volunteer," said Kirby. "Preferably someone big and juicy… I mean, big and… uh… Jessie."
Donkey Kong practically ran onto stage, waving at the cameras.
"Hi there, DK!" said Kirby brightly. "Are you ready for this next trick?"
"Yup," said DK. "What is it?"
"By the way, this is Donkey Kong!" said Kirby, looking at the audience. "He's another Smash Bros. person thingamajig!"
The audience clapped appreciatively.
"OK, DK," said Kirby. "Wait… OK… DK… that rhymes!"
"You're right, it does!" said DK.
"I wonder what that could mean," said Kirby.
"So do I," said DK.
"Anyway," said Kirby, "for my next trick, I'm going to make Donkey Kong turn invisible!"
"Wow!" said DK.
"Cool!" said the audience, all together, at the exact same time, which was really freaky.
Kirby pulled out a big top hat and put it on his head.
"Right," he said. "For this trick to work, I'm going to use a special… uh, very mystical item."
The audience waited in anticipation.
"It's a magic blanket!" shouted Kirby, pulling out a white sheet.
"Wow!" said the people in the audience at the exact same time.
"Woah!" said DK.
"Now, DK," said Kirby, "when I put this blanket over you, you'll turn invisible. Are you ready?"
"Um, yeah, yes I am," said Donkey Kong.
"Great!" said Kirby.
Kirby threw the blanket on top of Donkey Kong.
"Are you still there?" said Kirby.
"Yep," said DK.
"Get ready to be bedazzled," Kirby said to the huge audience.
Everyone got ready to be bedazzled.
Kirby ducked under the blanket, and pulled it off.
Everyone gasped. They couldn't see Donkey Kong any more!
"Don't worry, folks, he's just invisible!" said Kirby.
The audience burst into applause.
"Are you sure he's still there?" said someone in the front row.
"Yup," said Kirby. "Are you still there, DK?"
Kirby cupped his hands over his mouth.
"Sure am… Kirby," said a voice – was it Donkey Kong's voice?
Kirby put his hands down.
"What's being invisible like, DK?" said Kirby.
Kirby cupped his hands again.
"It's real… uh… invisible and… and cool and stuff," said the invisible voice of DK. "It's almost as exciting as eating lots of people!"
Kirby put his hands down and turned to the audience, his hand pointing at thin air.
"There you have it, folks!" said Kirby. "DK is now invisible!"
Everyone cheered really loudly for Kirby's amazing trick.
"Can you make him visible again?" said some other person in the front row.
"No!" said Kirby really quickly.
Silence.
"Because, uh, it just wears off after a couple of hours," said Kirby really slowly.
The audience nodded in understanding, with a few 'ah's and 'oh's.
"Next trick… after the break!" said Kirby.
The audience cheered.