KIRBY'S LIVE MAGIC SHOW!
"One final trick!" said Kirby.
The audience didn't respond for the most part, as they were now suffering from laughing gas withdrawal.
Kirby waited a few minutes.
Some members of the audience regained consciousness.
"Welcome back to Kirby's Magic Show!" said Kirby again. "We only have time for one more, final trick!"
"Oh, no!" screamed all of the emotional people.
"It's true, I'm afraid!" nodded Kirby solemnly.
"Oh, horror!" gasped everyone.
"Too true," said Kirby. "But let's go."
Kirby drew in a deep breath, and then shouted into the microphone – "For my final trick – the Awesome Ultimate Teleportation Act!"
"WOAH!1" gasped the audience.
"Is that not simply amazing?" Kirby asked of the audience.
"IT IS!" the audience shouted back.
"Now, this is a made for TV trick," said Kirby. "You see, I can't just do something on such a large scale without a worldwide audience watching!"
"YEAH!" cheered the audience in agreement.
"This is absolutely going to blow you all away – literally!" said Kirby.
"What?" said Popo.
"Uh, figuratively!" said Kirby.
"Yay!" cheered the audience.
"Now," said Kirby, "this trick is so huge and amazing, it's going to have to be done live on camera! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! If you're not watching the show yet, you'd better tune on now!"
Kirby closed his eyes and counted to ten.
"Okay!" he said, beaming. "Cameras, follow me!" Kirby waved an arm towards the side of the stage. "This is going to be sooo unbelievable!"
Outside…
Kirby was now outside the stadium where the thousands of people in the audience were housed.
"OKAY!" he shouted into a megaphone. "CAN THE AUDIENCE STILL HEAR ME?"
"Yes!" shouted the audience back.
"Right!" said Kirby. "I'm going to finally explain how this last trick is going to work!"
The audience cheered and hollered and other stuff like that.
"I'm going to make the entire stadium teleport!" said Kirby.
Around the world, people gasped in amazingisation-nessment.
"Where are you going to teleport it to?" shouted someone in the crowd. Strangely, everyone could hear it through the walls, possibly because they were really thin and cheap.
"I'm going to teleport the stadium far, far away!" replied Kirby, facing the cameras. "Not like a few centimetres, where you could say I cheated."
The audience all laughed appreciatively and muttered amongst themselves about the hardships of being a magician amidst a world of nasty, mean, cruel, not-very-nice disbelievers.
"Are you all ready for this?" Kirby called.
"YEAH!" screamed the audience.
Actually, Yoshi, who was sitting in the front row, shook his head and said that no, he wasn't ready, but nobody heard him amongst the yells and screams and cheers of the crowd. He then buried his face in his hands and did that "Arararararar…" thing.
"Okay!" said Kirby. "Here we go!"
Kirby dragged up a huge looking piece of cloth.
"I'm going to cover the stadium with this huge bit of cloth!" said Kirby.
"Wow! A huge bit!" exclaimed some people.
"That's right!" said Kirby. "Now, uh, to do that…"
Kirby grabbed a corner of the cloth, puffed up his cheeks, and semi-flew his way up to the top of the stadium. He stopped to take a breath, and smiled, looking down at the thousands of people in the stadium. This was going to be great. Then, Kirby turned around, hopped back to the ground, and started to repeat the process.
Kirby grabbed a corner of the cloth, puffed up his cheeks, and semi-flew his way up to the top of the stadium. He stopped to take a breath, and smiled, looking down at the thousands of people in the stadium. This was going to be great. Then, Kirby turned around, hopped back to the ground, and started to repeat the process.
Kirby grabbed a corner of the cloth, puffed up his cheeks, and semi-flew his way up to the top of the stadium. He stopped to take a breath, and smiled, looking down at the thousands of people in the stadium. This was going to be great. Then, Kirby turned around, hopped back to the ground, and started to repeat the process.
Kirby grabbed a corner of the cloth, puffed up his cheeks, and semi-flew his way up to the top of the stadium. He stopped to take a breath, and smiled, looking down at the thousands of people in the stadium. This was going to be great. Then, Kirby turned around, hopped back to the ground, and started to repeat the process.
"Right!" said Kirby. "I hope that wasn't too boring!"
"THAT WAS REALLY EXCITING!" screamed all the people in the audience, whose brains were still saturated with laughing gas and were thus really, really happy about stuff.
"Okay!" said Kirby. "The entire stadium is now covered with a huge bit of cloth!"
"YAY!" cheered the audience.
"And now," said Kirby, "I can perform my magical magic, and teleport the stadium away!"
"Where are you teleporting us to?" yelled someone.
"Uh…" said Kirby, "to… uh… the middle of nowhere… uh… in space… where nobody will ever be able to find you again… because that's how amazing my teleportation is!"
"YAY!" cheered the audience.
"Get ready!" said Kirby.
Kirby lifted up a bit of the cloth and ducked under.
All around the Nintendo universe, people held their breaths, waiting to see what would happen.
Suddenly, the cloth, which had moments before been shaped like the stadium, gently began to float to the ground, flattening itself gracefully.
"Woah!" gasped people all around the world. The people in the stadium probably gasped this too, but they'd been teleported, remember?
Kirby crawled out from under the cloth, and walked up to the cameras. "That's it!" said Kirby, lifting his arm in victory.
All around the world, people cheered at the incredibility of it all. Presumably, the people who had been teleported did too, but we don't know for sure.
"Right!" said Kirby. "Well, uh, it looks as if that's it! I hope that everyone enjoyed my little magic show, and, uh, look out for more stuff!"
And with a quick little bow, the cameras were off, and Kirby began the walk back home, feeling very happy and very full.