Will The Surprises NEVER END?
(Dude, sugar sucks... Actually this chapter has no surpises... I feel like a twit...)
Hermione laid next to Draco in the grass, the sun was playing on their faces. She moved so that her head was on top of Draco's chest, he put his arm around her shoulder protectively.
"So, why do you think that Pansy and Ron as dating?" Draco asked, Hermione could hear his voice rumbling in his chest. His heart thumped against her cheek.
"I have no idea, to make us jealous I guess." She replied, she felt sleepy because of the sun beaming down on them and the security of Draco. She closed her eyes and nuzzled deeped into Draco's chest.
"Yeah, stupid gits." Draco answered, he was enjoying having Hermione so close to him. There was no one around to sneer at them, or make jokes, or anything. They could just be happy with each other's presence.
They were silent for a few minutes until they heard a shrill laughter floating over to them, Draco turned his head only to see in horror that Pansy and Ron were walking towards them.
"Damn, here comes dumb and dumber." He said, Hermione twisted her head to look then groaned against his chest. He chuckled slightly because it tickled. Hermione sat up and Draco was mentally cursing them for making her move. The place on his chest where she had been laying was suddenly cooler, he closed his eyes willing them to turn around and leave. Painfully they didn't.
"Hello Draco, Granger." Pansy smiled down at them, except it looked like she smelled something quite unpleasent when she said Hermione's name.
"Pansy," Hermione answered, Draco just glared up at her. Ron looked down at Hermione with disgust, How can she lay there with someone like him? He screamed to himself. Pansy tightened her grip on Ron's waist, his arm was around her shoulders and her arm around his waist. She still has feelings for Malfoy... Ron thought to himself. He felt slightly rejected, but then remembered that they were only 'dating' to get back at Hermione and Malfoy. He didn't have feelings for this little Slytherin brat, and she sure as hell didn't have feelings for him. Or so he told himself.
"Isn't it a lovely day? Do you mind if we sat by you two?" Pansy asked, flatting her skirt underneath her butt before sitting down near Hermione.
"Wish you wouldn't." Draco mumbled, but she had already sat down. He sat up, the moment had been ruined and there was no reason to be laying down so close to Pansy's butt. Ron sat down a few seconds after Pansy, he shuffled away from her. Hermione and Draco both saw this and shared a look.
"Now, Draco. That wasn't very nice." Pansy said smiling, the smile looked very forced. Ron was still silent next to her. Hermione moved without thinking and leaned against Draco, he hung his arms loosely over her shoulders. Both Pansy and Ron's jaws twitched, not only were they disgusted with the fact that they were touching like that but there was also the fact that they did it so casually. Pansy held Ron's hand and leaned against his shoulder to show that they too were really in love. Draco raised an eyebrow, This is getting stupid.
They all four sat in uncomfortable silence. Draco thinking how stupid this whole thing was, Hermione wondering how long this would continue, Pansy being so disgusted that she felt her breakfast chruning around in her stomach, and Ron painfully aware of the heat coming off of Pansy's arm.
Hermione cleared her throat, "Well..." She said finally, she didn't know what to say. This was perhaps the most awkward situation she had ever been in.
"Yeah, well." Pansy said, she looked at Hermione with eyes that said she'd better not meet her in a dark alley anywhere or one of them might not live to talk about it. Hermione responded with blank eyes.
Draco suddenly drew himself up, taking Hermione with him. "Well, this has been most unpleasent. We have things to do, excuse us." He hurried Hermione away, she wasn't sad to go.
After they were out of ear shot, Pansy turned to Ron. "I bet he's going to break up with her. What do you think?" Her eyes were bright with enthusiasm.
"I think they're going to go start kissing." He pointed towards the direction that Draco and Hermione went. Draco had Hermione pinned to a tree, she didn't seem to mind at all. Pansy's eyes went from happy to pissed in a heartbeat.
"Damn them!" She shrieked, she hit Ron hard on the arm. He flinched and rubbed it. "This isn't working, we have to get serious." Pansy turned her fiery gaze to Ron, he was afraid that she'd hit him again.
"What do you have-" Ron began, but Pansy stopped him... with her mouth. She pinned him to the ground, her on top. She shoved her tongue so deep he thought he'd be gagged, her legs fell apart and she ended up straddling him. He was so surprised by the sudden changed that he didn't know what to do besides sit there and let her. But after a few seconds he recovered, something rose inside him wanting him to be the dominate one. He grabbed Pansy by her shoulders and flipped them over, his tongue probing deep. She made a small squeak as they flipped but then wrapped her legs around him and enjoyed it. Whatever had risen in Ron like the squeak that she made, he nibbled on her lip hoping that she'd make it again. Pansy's body began moving to a rhythm, Ron followed that rhythm only making it rougher. Their instincts kicked in and suddenly they didn't care that one was in Slytherin and the other was in Gryffindor, they didn't care that they were on school grounds. Their bodies moved to a rhythm all their own, they were so absorbed with their actions that they didn't hear the crunching of grass under feet.
Ron was jerked off of Pansy so roughly that he was sure he had whip lash. McGonagall stared down at them with a look that could have ripped the skin off of a rhino. Ron paled to pure white while Pansy tried to cover herself up with her skirt that had ridden up. "Detention... now... 50 points... each..." McGonagall managed to get out before grabbing both of them roughly by the collar and marching them away.
Hermione and Draco stood smirking in the darkness of a tree, they had been well hidden by the foliage. But Ron and Pansy had been out in the open for all to see, especially sharp-eyed McGonagall. "They'll think twice before doing that again won't they." Draco whispered to Hermione, then they returned to their equally passionate kiss.