CRACK
'Oh boy, Lily's home' thought James and it wasn't that he wasn't happy to see her, it was just he couldn't seem to do anything right lately.
"Hi, honey" he shouted
"Hi, I'm just going to change," she shouted back then he heard her go into their bedroom.
A few minutes later Lily came into the living room, carrying a DVD case.
"What's that?" asked James
"Oh Myrtle gave me a recording of giving birth, I thought we could watch it to together"
"Why?" asked James, not keen on the idea at all, from what he had heard the miracle of birth was yucky.
"Well so we can be prepared,"
"But why would we want to see some stranger giving birth, it won't be pleasant"
"Well then I guess it won't be pleasant when I have to do it. You'll probably wait outside and I'll have to do all the work all by myself. I'll push the humungous head out and ruin my body forever while you sit and relax with a beer because it won't be pleasant," ranted Lily.
'Here we go again'"Sweetheart, I didn't mean it like that and of course I'll be there for the birth of our baby. It'll be the happiest, most important moment of my life," said James rather proud of himself for thinking of the right thing to say.
"Happiest and most important?"
"Yup"
"Happier than our wedding more important than that. What about when you found out I was pregnant? Or when I agreed to go out with you in seventh year, though god knows what I was thinking? Or when I said I'd marry you or…"
"Lily," groaned James
"What?"
"Why can't I do anything right?"
"Because you say stupid things"
"Well I'm trying to do things right but I have no idea what you're thinking. All we seem to do right now is yell, everything I do seems to upset you and make you mad," said James then he stormed out of the room.
Lily followed him a few minutes later.
"James," she said quietly.
"Hmmm?"
"Will you please watch the DVD with me? I don't want to watch it myself, it might be yucky"
"Course I will," sighed James
"Thanks and sorry I was being a bitch"
"Don't mention it. Come on I'll get popcorn"
5 MINUTES LATER
"No, No turn it off. TURN IT OFF NOW," shouted Lily covering her eyes.
James turned off the TV.
"I am not doing that," insisted Lily.