This is a one shot for Inuyasha, mostly to keep a promise to one of my friends. It's also to make fun of my computer class. I'll babble more at the end.

Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, Inuyasha, and Sango were in Kagome's room. ((I know Inuyasha and Kagome are the only ones who can get through, but this is for the joke, OK?))

"What's this box?" Shippo asked, poking the computer.

"That's a PC, or Computer." Kagome explained. She hit the Power button and turned it on. "See?"

There was some beeping and the screen came to the desktop. Kagome explained what it was.

"Kagome!" Her mother called.

"Yeah?" Kagome shouted back.

"Can you and Sango run up to the store? She's borrowing some of your clothes anyway, right?"

Kagome sighed. "Come on Sango. Mom needs us to buy some edible stuff, unlike what my grandpa gets." Kagome turned to Inuyasha, Miroku, and Shippo. "Don't touch ANYTHING!"

"Why would we want to touch that damn beeping box?" Inuyasha growled.

"What does this button do?" Shippo asked, hitting some keys.

Everyone anime sweat dropped. "I rest my case." Kagome turned. "Please don't mess with my computer." Sango and Kagome left.

They stood there for a few seconds, then Inuyasha started playing with the mouse. "Look! The damn arrow on the screen moves!" He kept moving the mouse.

"You say 'damn' a lot Inuyasha. Maybe you could cut down on swearing." Shippo said, hitting some keys on the keyboard.

"Let me try something." Miroku clicked on the internet link.

"Look! The screen changed!" Shippo laughed.

Inuyasha grabbed the mouse back. "Let me have some fun!" He looked around. "N4k3d Ch1x0r... Wonder what that is..." ((Stupid Inuyasha can't speak L33T!))

"OH GOD NO!" Shippo jumped away as the screen came up with naked people. "Turn it off! Turn it off!"

Miroku smiled. "How do we get these beautiful women out of this box?" He asked.

"YOU DAMN PERVERTED MONK! TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW!" Inuyasha clicked the back button. "Kagome looks at that stuff!" Inuyasha was breathing heavily from trying to NOT kill Miroku.

Shippo opened his eyes. "I'm very afraid of that box now..."

"Didn't she call this thing a computer?" Inuyasha poked the screen and the screen saver went on.

"Oh no! Inuyasha broke the box!" Shippo screamed.

"Kagome's gonna be really pissed off at Inuyasha." Miroku nodded.

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Someone find the instruction manual!" Miroku yelled, reaching for Kagome's closet.

"Oh no you perverted monk! We're looking!" Inuyasha hit Miroku in the head.

They started searching for the book. "I found it!" Shippo yelled, pulling out a thick guide that said 'Computer Instructions' on the front.

"That's not it!" Inuyasha hit Shippo on the head. "It's too damn long!"

"This sucks..." Miroku sighed at last.

The computer beeped a lot, and then an alert about email appeared.

"Oh no! It's attacking!" Shippo launched his top at it.

"Shippo! Stop!" Miroku and Inuyasha cried at once, but the top smashed the computer screen.

"Whoops... Sorry..." Shippo smiled weakly.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHOOPS!" Inuyasha roared. "KAGOME'S GONNA BE BACK ANY SECOND, AND YOU DESTROYED THE DAMN BOX!"

"I'm back! I hope you didn't destroy my room!" Kagome and Sango were coming up the steps.

"Miroku! Use your damn wind tunnel and suck up the damn broken box!" Inuyasha whispered, panic-stricken.

Miroku did so and the computer was gone, along with a few of Kagome's socks. "There. She won't notice a few socks and a box, right?"

"Wow! You didn't destroy Kagome's room." Sango said in shock.

"I'm impressed." Kagome smiled. "You haven't moved from where we left you!"

"Hey, Kagome? Where's that computer?" Sango glanced around.

"YOU GUYS DESTROYED MY COMPUTER!" Kagome bellowed.

"She's scarier than Naraku..." Inuyasha said nervously.

"THAT HAD ALL OF MY HOMEWORK SAVED ON IT! PLUS, IT'S THE ONLY WAY MY FRIENDS CAN CONTACT ME!"

"Oh shit..." Miroku muttered.

"Yup..." Shippo mumbled back.

"THAT'S RIGHT 'OH SHIT!'! YOU RUINED MY COMPUTER!" Kagome pulled out her bow and arrows and started shooting at Inuyasha and friends.

Sango grabbed Kagome's arm. "I don't know what computers do, but it seems important. Why don't we solve this in a more civilized way?"

"How?" Miroku asked.

"Who broke the computer?" Sango asked.

"That would be Shippo." Miroku pointed.

"But it made a weird beeping noise! I thought it was gonna attack me!" Shippo cried.

"Who disposed of the evidence?" Sango asked.

"Miroku." Inuyasha growled.

"But you told me to suck it up with my wind tunnel!" Miroku yelled.

"So they're all guilty. Let's torture them differently though." Sango walked over to Kagome's cosmetics. "Let's give them a 'makeover'!"

They tied the boys down and did their hair, nails, makeup, and anything else they do at beauty salons. ((I've only been to a hair salon so get my hair cut. I've never gotten the whole makeup thing...))

"GOD DAMN IT!" Inuyasha yelled, staring at himself. "I LOOK LIKE A GIRL!"

"At least you don't always look like a girl..." Shippo sighed. "All they did to me was put that bad tasting stuff on my lips."

"So this is what it's like to be a woman..." Miroku said thoughtfully.

"What? You gonna pinch your own butt you damn pervert?" Inuyasha howled.

"That was fun." Kagome laughed. "That was worth it."

"Yeah!" Sango agreed. "Totally worth it!"

I hope you liked it! This was completely random and I don't know how I came up with it... Hope you all liked this one shot! Bye!