Well, here's the update (finally)

Riku: Reader's are probably cheering.

Inuyasha: And we still haven't found a way to escape.

Riku: Oh well, at least neither of us has any work to do this chapter.

Inuyasha: Yeah, that's a good thing.

Will you two stop yammering! Here's the chapter!

Koga stood in the middle of a barren field. It was apparent by the windswept trees that Kagura had been there. "Kagura! You stupid incarnation of Naraku!" he shouted, hoping to irritate her enough to reveal herself.

They didn't have to wait long, for a huge gust of wind shot through the field, knocking Koga, Ginta, and Hakkaku far from the computer. The computer wasn't harmed in the least by the blast.

Kagura was standing before them, glaring daggers. "Do you wish to be destroyed?" she asked.

Koga grinned and said, "We have a present for you. It's a magic box, and we're not sure what to do with it. It's very powerful though. Later!" he ran off before she could attempt to take the jewel shards from his legs again. Ginta and Hakkaku followed close behind.

Confused, Kagura knelt down near the computer for a better look. "Why would they give me this piece of junk?" she inquired, not expecting any response from anyone. She retrieved her folded fan and tapped the top of the mysterious object with it. "It doesn't seem to do anything."

Suddenly, wires shot out from the computer and wrapped around Kagura. "Muahahahaha!" shouted the computer in a monotone voice. "I have captured a player to play solitaire for all eternity!" The computer spaced out every syllable, unable to speak a full sentence otherwise.

Rolling her eyes, Kagura snapped open her fan and easily broke the cords holding her. "I never thought it was a talking magic box," she muttered to no one unparticular. "I've never heard of solitaire. What is that?"
"A powerful game that tests your mind and luck!" the computer replied with a bunch of beeps. "Shall we play a game?"

Kagura knelt before the computer once again. "Fine, just tell me the rules." The computer didn't answer, but instead shot cords and stole Kagura's fan.

It beeped a couple times, and the fan created an illusion of a deck of playing cards. The cards jumped into their places like in an actual game of solitaire. "Good luck!" it laughed. "If you lose, I shall absorb your power to keep myself running for a long time AND keep this neat fan!"

Kagura read the tiny options at the top of the board. There was 'Game' and 'Help'. She poked the help icon and a menu appeared. "What a strange illusion," she mumbled as she selected 'About Solitaire'. After reading the long and boring list of rules, she said, "I will get my fan back from you, you stupid object!"

She quickly played the game, but discovered that just as she needed the Jack of Hearts, she couldn't take it because of something being on top of it. Then she got an idea. "Hey Magic Box! What's that over there?" she yelled, sounding surprised as she pointed behind the box. "Is that a Monkey Faced Disco Hawk?"

The computer turned its monitor to see the strange made up animal. Since it didn't have Internet, it couldn't simply search to tell if the farce was real. While it scanned the skies, Kagura snatched up a bunch of cards and put them into their places. When the computer turned back, he stared at the almost completed card game.

"Oh look, I won," Kagura sneered as the computer scratched its monitor like a person would scratch their head. "I'll be taking that back now." With a grim smile, she swiped back her fan. She turned to leave, but then realized the box could be of use.

"On second thought, I know someone who enjoy the games you offer much more than I," she said, trying to sound convincing. The computer couldn't comprehend sarcasm, so it worked easily. "His name is Naraku, and loves to play deadly games where you always lose and die!"

Not understanding what she meant by that, the computer inquired, "You mean Halo?"

"Yeah sure, whatever." Kagura snapped her fingers and the feather she rode appeared. "Just make sure you blow him up or something for losing, got it?"

The computer gave a salute with its plug. "Yes Guest User Lady/Gentleman!" It gave a muffled cry as Kagura shoved it none too gently onto her ride. "Careful with the hard drive, Guest User! This is worse than when that dog and his friends broke the screen!"

Groaning, Kagura made the feather take off. "Stop your whining. We have bigger fish to fry."

That had to be one of the shortest chapters I've ever written... Oh well. Next chapter, Naraku Vs. The Computer, shall be the end of the fanfic! See you next time!

Kagura: Death by Solitaire?

Riku: Only idiots fall for the Monkey Faced Disco Hawk joke!

Inuyasha: Really!

Will you all stop complaining! Bye everyone! I have camp, so don't expect updates on any of my fanfics for a while!