Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade, Know Your Stars, or characters from other anime and shows I will mention so please don't sue me! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! WITH SUGAR, JAM AND JELLY ON TOP! If the character is a made up one I'll mention it in brackets.
A/N:I'm just doing this to relieve some stress. My other two stories are on hold as for now!
Title: Know Your Beyblade Stars!
Note: Italics Evil dude talking.
Bold Italics action going on.
Chapter 1
Tyson Granger.
Tyson walks into the room and sits down on the chair of doom. (A/N: Hey that rhymed!)
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!
Who said that?
Tyson Granger... he likes to collect diapers.
What I do not like to collect diapers! Who would?
You of course!
Tyson Granger... he's in love with a cream tart.
Tyson gets big round goofy eyes and his mouth begins to water.
Did you say cream tart where?
Desperately begins to hunt for cream tart and is joined by Daichi in a few moments.
Hey what the hell is happening here?
Hillary slaps her head in annoyance.
Hillary: You just mentioned food in front of Tyson and Daichi.
Ohh yeah. Sorry!
Tyson Granger... he likes to drink out of the toilet.
Tyson stops searching for the cream tart momentarily.
I do not. Now where is that cream tart? Get lost Daichi your not gonna get it!
Goes back to searching for cream tart.
Hillary sweat-dropping: Wow owner of a one-track mind for food.
Tyson Granger... He's the person with the smallest and dumbest brain in the world.
Stops searching for cream tart once again.
Am not!
Then why are you searching for a cream tart when there isn't one?
There isn't any cream tart?
No darling.
Eww Are you gay?
No assclown. I was being sarcastic.
Really?
I rest my case.
Tyson Granger, once made out with a pig.
No I did not!
Then why do I have this picture here.
Picture of Tyson and a pig making out is shown on a big screen.
What the hell where did you get that? And how did you make it look like I'm kissing a pig?
It's called photoshopping idiot.
Oh!
Grrrr
Dialing of a phone can be heard and then...
Arrgh! That's it I'm not doing this anymore! Not with a stupid person who only thinks about food!
No not even for that amount of money!
Oh wait you'll throw in a picture of Jennifer Lopez as well?
And of Jennifer Love Hewitt? And Sarah Michele Geller? And a trip to Hawaii! Okay fine!
Uhm... where was I? Oh Yeah!
Tyson Granger... his real name is Tymatitilitylawoolegootygot Granger.
What kind of name is that?
Your name.
No that isn't my name!
Sure it isn't.
Now you know Tymatitilitylawoolegootygot Granger.
The boy who made out with a pig, likes to collect daipers and drink out of the toilet with the most samllest and dumbest brain in the world and is in love with a cream tart.
What! No! I didn't make out with a pig. I don't like to collect daipers and drink out of the toilet. I am not the person with the smallest and dumbest brain in the world. and I am not in love with a cre..
Hold on you just said cream tart! Where! Gimme cream tart!
And I thought Totally Kyle was bad! Geesh!
A/N: Hope you like my random insanity.